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  • #3302
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    sarky, had sex twice, both times with himself. It was "sublime" from what he says on twitter.


  • #3303
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    niceirishfella is a master of originality and wit.


  • #3304
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Sarky's into metal music as he reckons it makes his mikey harder........metal mickey.


  • #3305
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    niceirishfella has shedloads more of those fantastic one-liners. Honestly, I don't know how I'll be able to keep up against him.


  • #3306
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    sarky is real intelligent...........baseless lie thread remember.


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  • #3307
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    niceirishfella is not at all running out of steam with his insults, and only uses the old ones for the purposes of irony.


  • #3308
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Sarky had a dream once that he was being chased by a group of horny beautiful women who wanted their way with him one at a time.

    He eventually arose from his slumber and said to himself




    '' urgh! what a ****in nightmare '' and then began to violently throw up until he laid eyes on the first male he saw.


  • #3309
    WeWillBeReborn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭WeWillBeReborn


    niceirishfella raped me! :eek:


  • #3310
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    WeWillbReborn's love affair with himself is one of histories greatest love stories.


  • #3311
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Once went out with the pink power ranger.


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  • #3312
    Pinky Pixie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Pinky Pixie


    Homah 7ft was the pink power ranger :p


  • #3313
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Likes to elbow people "By accident" on public transport.


  • #3314
    dolliemix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    Homah 7ft used to pretend the hoover was r2-d2 and insisted on bringing it to his granny's house on Christmas Day 1982


  • #3315
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    dollie likes to start of her week with a nice hot GOLDEN SHOWER.


  • #3316
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella likes to go to Daniel O'Donnell Concerts and rush the stage screaming 'lay it on me big boy'.


  • #3317
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm runs the "spitonmedickie.net" website dedicated to all things dickie rock.


  • #3318
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceiriushfella has invented and patented a mickey attachement he calls the Golden Arches. McDonalds are sueing him.


  • #3319
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm has no COCK whatsoever.


  • #3320
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella has an old hen that his cock loves


  • #3321
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Always brings opera glasses to the cinema.


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  • #3322
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    paints his willy with luminous paint and runs about the woods naked at night trying to mate with a firefly


  • #3323
    useurename
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭useurename


    colrow walks around numerous parks in ireland to go dogging.the "dogging" that that really turns him on is watching dogs poo


  • #3324
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    paints his bum with luminous paint and runs thru the woods making what he thinks are firefly noises with his bottom.


  • #3325
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ..............is one of those DOGGERS


  • #3326
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    has a pet whippet


  • #3327
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .......also owns a wippet who he has had professionally trained to lick his owners ball bag.




















































































































































































    Sick Fu*ker!


  • #3328
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Carries a ghetto blaster.


  • #3329
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Homah 7ft carries a ghetto


  • #3330
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Always cleans behind his left ear first.


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  • #3331
    Dempsey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,553 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    likes to comb his pubes


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