Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

staker

Homah 777ft once got lost in the english market for 3 days solid

niceirishfella

...has acne as bad as the tree man.

homah_7ft

Has bred a new breed of dog, a sitler. They are mainly used to sit.

CDfm

homah 7ft lost a 'who can pee the furthest competition' to a girl when he was drunk.(we all know it was staker in a dress)

pikachucheeks

CDfm spends his spare time writing joke "lonely heart" ads and sending them into local papers.

niceirishfella

.........wishes she had a penis.

CDfm

wants to share his with her out of compassion and because he is a good guy

niceirishfella

Cdfm has no job,no balls,no money,no sense,no hair,no deodorant but has an internet connection.

CDfm

niceirishfella is jealous

niceirishfella

I'm insanely Jealous of CDfm for having no job,no balls,no money,no sense,no hair,no deodorant but no for having an internet connection.

CDfm

niceirishfella wishes he could be more like CDfm andv uses me as a role model

niceirishfella

I'm insanely Jealous of CDfm, for not being more like him. I'd like to be the best blow queen in the locality like CDfm also.

CDfm

niceirishfella has just arrived back from the dentist having had all his teeth extracted. He found his dentist on sadomasochist.com and is paying for treatment with blow jobs.

niceirishfella

Cdfm gave me his Dentists contact details via PM.

CDfm

CDfm *sighs* oops that wasn't my dentist that was my loan shark. Thanks niceirishfella now I can relax -the debt has been wiped clean.

niceirishfella

Cdfm has no debts,brain or libido.

CDfm

niceirishfella has no teeth and a dildo

niceirishfella

CDfm's sells them...I got mine from him, the Dildo that is.

colrow

nifs the main ghost writer for elvis, he speaks to him when he's on the bus

staker

colrow sticks his wiener into his pet mouse' cage thrice daily,mice love
knob-cheese he'll tell you

niceirishfella

staker wee's himself in traffic in the car.

CDfm

niceirishfella takes ballet classes with young wans and wees himself

niceirishfella

Cdfm has'nt had a hand shandy in 12hrs and is going thru Cold Turkey.

CDfm

niceirishfella doesn't do cold turkey but has been known to go into the dressing rooms in Dunnes Stores with a frozen chicken.

bubbly123

CDfm got bird flu in his todger from having a bit of hows ur father with a frozen chicken in Tesco, todger turned blue, grew wings and flew off

CDfm

bubbly123 bought the chicken and cooked it for tea and said yum.

niceirishfella

Cdfm is related to chickens.

CDfm

niceirishfella is a leading member of the Irish Poultry Fanciers Society and wants to kidnap me:eek:

colrow

cdFM is undergoing chemical castration by dipping his ghoulies into jeyes fluid

niceirishfella

colrow thinks he's going to be crowned king of the kingdom some day.