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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭useurename


    cdfm didnt start a petition saying he loved derek mooney:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    useurename brags that he gave Amy Winehouse the finger but she stuck it down her throat to help her throw up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭useurename


    that wasnt her finger she put in her mouth.i knew there was a creep in the closet with binocular glasses.c d f m.comical dumb french man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    useurname is trick or treating this afternoon because he is afraid of the dark.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Used to be a crew member for the first McDonalds to be set up in Iran but accidentally caused a international incident when he asked an unaccompanied woman if she'd like to supersize her order.
    He's a bad man!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    kittenkiller really does kill kittens


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ..........likes nothing more than a good celebratory **** like Alan Partridge.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Is a vampire but loves garlic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    ...is dressing as Barack Obama for Halloween


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    has a Jedward mask


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Likes to take off his belt and go door to door collecting treats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    777ft asked the trick or treaters to go to the back door, where he can give them something little to suck on out of sight of the mammies:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    staker carves out a "special" jack o lantern each year and makes the mouth hole just big enough for him to fit his dick inside.
    He f*cks the shyte out of the pumkin all halloween.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Is killing ants right now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 127 ✭✭Aussie Sean


    Homah 7ft was caught molesting goldfish in his local pet shop


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Homah7ft in his Mums clothes is a clone of Linda Martin & is getting free drinks in his local. 'Never mind that Brendan fella' the barman said' I'd sleep with ya'


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 211 ✭✭MickTipp


    CDfm is cool


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    ....was embarrassed to find out gmail wasnt pronounced geemail...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Has spent the last 49 hours watching Bad Taste


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    ...once dreamt they were a giant goldfish and when they woke the bed was all wet..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Walked to the fridge in the style of a robot but drank a glass of milk when she got there. A robot would never drink milk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    says everytime she hears a blonde joke ' that happened to me'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Has a poster of a poster on his wall


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 211 ✭✭MickTipp


    ......... doesnt like fingering chickens


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    ....is half a Cork man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    likes grenadine


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 211 ✭✭MickTipp


    .........wished that he was from the home of hurling


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    micktipp sleepwalks in the nip with a hurley and sliotar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ............is from the home of sex toys.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    niceirishfella had sex once. WITH A GIRL. It was magnificent, by all accounts.


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