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  • #3182
    drunkymonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    niceirishfella is a meanjamaicandog


  • #3183
    dolliemix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    drunkymonkey found a stray dog yesterday evening, shampooed, bathed and fed it and then reluctantly rang the phone number on it's collar and returned it to it's worried family. Good on you drunkymonkey!


  • #3184
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    niceirishfella wrote: »
    Shivvy is homophobic but gay himself.
    You know I'm a girl right? :)

    Drunkymonkey is actually a gorilla and not a monkey.... he fooled you all!!!


  • #3185
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Shivvy is not a girl, the he/she is a WOMAN!


  • #3186
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    niceirishfella sucks his thumb... among other things.... :rolleyes:


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  • #3187
    Irish_polizei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    Shivvy wanted a sex change at the age of 8.....


  • #3188
    MickTipp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 211 ✭✭MickTipp


    shivvybans favourite film is ' High School Musical'


  • #3189
    Irish_polizei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    Mick TIpp hasnt got his glasses on...


  • #3190
    drunkymonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    shivvyban just dresses up like a tiger to scare bad sighted old folks into giving her their underwear and bus passes! She is infact just a misunderstood human.


  • #3191
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    Drunkymonkey tried to climb a tree once and fell and broke his face... so stop laughing at his face... its the best the doctors could do!


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  • #3192
    MickTipp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 211 ✭✭MickTipp


    shivvyban has sex with sheep


  • #3193
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    Micktipp has a fetish for giving animals blowjobs... he just can't help being so giving...


  • #3194
    Irish_polizei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    Shivvy Ban likes rubbing two pussys together....she finds it funny and enjoyable...:D


  • #3195
    drunkymonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    Micktipp also tried to give me a blowjob as i am an animal but i refused as i aint no homo aiiiiighhh


  • #3196
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    Irish polizei throws his faeces at homeless people


  • #3197
    Irish_polizei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    (Its actually the other way around :rolleyes:)

    Shivvy ban leaves in a priest house for obvious reasons...


  • #3198
    drunkymonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    Irish_polizei likes running down motorways at rush hour naked while carrying two pink dildos shouting I LOVE WILLIES!


  • #3199
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    drunkymonkey follows him


  • #3200
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    drunkymonkey wrote: »
    Micktipp also tried to give me a blowjob as i am an animal but i refused as i aint no homo aiiiiighhh

    lol...........:)

    ......is a GOMBEEEEAN...!


  • #3201
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    shivvyban moans whenever she sees a green banana


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  • #3202
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    (I actually have one here right now! :) )

    CDfm watches porn and then cries because he just can't get it up


  • #3203
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    shivvyban catches the faeces the homeless people throw at irish polizei and throws it back


  • #3204
    MickTipp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 211 ✭✭MickTipp


    shivvyban likes running naked around school playgrounds


  • #3205
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    CDfm wants to be batman when he grows up... the only problem is he has no arms or legs and so uses a pen stuck up his nose to write and type.


  • #3206
    Irish_polizei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    Micktipp likes to play the skin flute...


  • #3207
    drunkymonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    niceirishfella and shivvyban are the same person with split personality and are a hermaphrodite!


  • #3208
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    shivvyban wishes he had a nose to hold a pen in but having no nose arms or leg sticks a pen up his bum to write or type


  • #3209
    Irish_polizei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    CDFM helps shave his wifes nipples at 6 o clock everyday, as soon as the angelus comes on he races to get them shaved before Anne doyle comes on....


  • #3210
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    CDfm wrote: »
    shivvyban wishes she had a nose to hold a pen in but having no nose arms or leg sticks a pen up her bum to write or type

    FYP :rolleyes:

    CDfm hasn't had a sh*t in ten years because he is terrified of the colour brown... also why he refuses to go to the bog.


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  • #3211
    drunkymonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    CDfm still won't accept that Shivvyban is a girl, he secretly wishes she was to make the sticky with!


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