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  • #3122
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm wonders why his microwave sparks when he heats up his tin of beanz...........fooking thick or wha??!?!?!


  • #3123
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfellas on-line baked bean cooking tutorial is useless. My micowave keeps sparking.


  • #3124
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Keeps his surfboard next to the microwave for a laugh.


  • #3125
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    homa does'nt have a microwave or even ELECTRICITY!!


  • #3126
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Drinks an eggcup of milk everyday at lunchtime.


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  • #3127
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    which I milk from Colrow's pet goat.


  • #3128
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella doesnt know that Colrow's pet goat is a billygoat.


  • #3129
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Grazed his knee two minutes ago.


  • #3130
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    I was hit by a falling surfboard when I opened the microwave


  • #3131
    MickTipp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 211 ✭✭MickTipp


    CDfm is a priest


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  • #3132
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    MickTipp is a nun with a baked bean fetish


  • #3133
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    CDfm's nickname in college was Mother superior. Due to the length of his/her habit


  • #3134
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    bayviewclose is a washed-up real estate agent


  • #3135
    Irish_polizei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    Staker has dyslexia, he really mean't to name himself stalker, he got this nickname stalker from the local school children as he sat in his car beside the playground everyday at lunchtime with his windows steamed up....


  • #3136
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    IP likes to drive around at 30 mph with a stream of cars in his wake


  • #3137
    MickTipp
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 211 ✭✭MickTipp


    staker watches monkey porn


  • #3138
    Irish_polizei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    MickTipp wrote: »
    staker watches monkey porn

    Mick Tipp has a strong interest in men with fish porn....


  • #3139
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Micktipp realises he called himself a knobhead


  • #3140
    lucky-colm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 798 ✭✭✭lucky-colm


    that guy stole my bike


  • #3141
    Irish_polizei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    lucky-colm wrote: »
    that guy stole my bike
    Colm declared himself 'Lucky' after he evaded a large gang of horny donkeys.....
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL7LXFu9Uys


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  • #3142
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    IP likes to knit by the fireside, it eases his guilt knowing his sheep didn't die such a degrading death to no good cause


  • #3143
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker likes to go sleepwanking on a Thursday night after a few cans while counting sheep


  • #3144
    dolliemix
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,048 ✭✭✭dolliemix


    CDfm has a morning ritual of slapping himself six times upon waking and chanting "Today I will make a difference" three times. Except on Sundays.


  • #3145
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    dolliemix keeps a diary devoted which now is all about her skin. She even has a 'spot of the week' section complete with diagriams.


  • #3146
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    CDfm wets the bed and doesn't chnge the sheets


  • #3147
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    shivvy likes to have a golden shower, in his bed, alone.


  • #3148
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,182 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    shivvyban niceirishfella sleeps upside down hanging from the ceiling to reverse the aging effects of gravity


  • #3149
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    Ghost Train has home-made videos on www.heyya.org


  • #3150
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,182 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    shivvyban smells funny :p


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  • #3151
    shivvyban
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭shivvyban


    ghost train smells like wet dog :p


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