Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

niceirishfella · 28-10-2009 05:34PM

.........and signpost is into teabagging strange gay men he meets in public toilets.

CDfm · 28-10-2009 05:37PM

niceirishfella dreams are filled with teabags

staker · 28-10-2009 05:39PM

CDfm always smells NIF before insertion

niceirishfella · 28-10-2009 05:46PM

staker sniffs and licks his own balls all day like an oul durty dog.

staker · 28-10-2009 06:13PM

NIF prefers white doorknobs to brown, he likes to think he has a virgin in him when he's shagging the doorknob doggystyle

CDfm · 28-10-2009 06:37PM

staker prefers Micra car wipers for inanimate sex and the look of disgust on the drivers faces is something he likes to capture on his phone

niceirishfella · 28-10-2009 06:38PM

Staker's girlfriend never stops having txt sex with me. Please tell her STOP!

staker · 28-10-2009 06:46PM

NIF's granny pays him for sex

niceirishfella · 28-10-2009 06:54PM

no, thats your aul wan Staker. She likes it analy too.....right up the gicker.

CDfm · 28-10-2009 06:59PM

niceirishfella needs to take his vibrating mobile phone put of his bum to recharge the battery

niceirishfella · 28-10-2009 07:09PM

Cdfm has grerat grammer and spelling capabilities........FFS.

staker · 28-10-2009 08:40PM

NIF is infatuated with action man, he even lets him have a peek round his redecorated rectum from time to time

CDfm · 28-10-2009 10:04PM

staker is infatuated with a female manequin in the lingerie section of Debenhams. He calls her Debbie and buys the underwear she is dressed in every week and sleeps wearing it. Currently staker is trying to raise money to "buy his girlfriend" and will literally do anything for money.

staker · 28-10-2009 10:11PM

CDfm likes to relax every Saturday afternoon with a trip to the Wellness Center for a back,sack and crack wax.He's a hard bastard.

CDfm · 28-10-2009 10:16PM

staker is so hard he gets his back sack and crack done by tweezers

acer911 · 28-10-2009 10:24PM

cdfm cuts the grass with a nail clippers...

staker · 28-10-2009 10:47PM

911 has his Porsche plugged into his USB port.

niceirishfella · 28-10-2009 10:55PM

..........has a usb port plugged into his porsche

CDfm · 28-10-2009 11:02PM

is decanting port into an empty toilet duck bottle

Signpost · 29-10-2009 01:24AM

CDfm once singed his pubes while doing a chemistry experiment

zenno · 29-10-2009 02:21AM

cdfm was caught with his prick inserted into the front of a video recorder while kissing the person on the tv screen.

CDfm · 29-10-2009 02:39AM

zenno is currently in casualty with his manhood wedged in a vacuum cleaner hose and an attachement jammed up his bum. His told the surgeon he was sleepwalking.