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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Is obsessed guns and gold.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    homah 777ft is the only man in cork doesn't take the elevator to the top floor in the county hall


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker believes avril lavigne wrote the song skater boi about him. Like, who else could it be boi.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm once went to his solicitor to sue the national lottery for having the wrong numbers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker at 56 is still an altar boy. He is older tan the priest he pays to mollest him.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Cdfm is still walking round all day with one hand down in his underwear.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    NIF hasn't showered since RAMADAN!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    was caught serving hand shandys to the choir boys


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow was there too handing out tissues and wet one wipes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    CDfm broke into a shop and stole a pumpkin


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    kelle shoplifted a pumpkin and put it under her shirt and has been getting people to offer her seats on the bus. Today she allowed a 90 year man stand on the bus for an hour all the time stroking her "bump".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm borrowed a camel from dublin zoo, and let it sleep in his bed, now he can boast he had two humps in his bed last nite


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 NKtile


    Colrow has four humps in his pants. Three of them his own.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    NKtile arrived drunk for his audition for Strictly Come Dancing - he thought it was Strictly Come Drinking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭Dazzler88


    CDfm has been arrested for Downloading Animal Porn.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Dazzler88 really is 88 and is living proof that viagra does work


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Had an idea for cabbage flavour lettuce but got shot down on dragons den.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    homah 7ft is a midget on stilts from Youghal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Has a homemade remote control.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    has a homemade mobile phone made out of two bean tins and a lenght of string.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Hasn't cycled on a Monday after 8pm in 12 years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    homah 7ft has trouble finding thights in his size so joins two pairs together with cellotape


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,248 ✭✭✭Slow Show


    CDFM tried to drown his fish


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Xx_emma_xX thinks she is a palindrome but is really a paradox


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Fights monsters for a living.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    homah 7ft wears monster slippers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 ✭✭namelessguy


    CDfm clubs seals for the sheer joy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    made my slippers from his first kill


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    homah 7ft really wants chihuahua slippers


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,134 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Can see into people souls but only able to see what shoes they desire. :D


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