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CDfm · 25-10-2009 12:27AM

homah_7ft wrote: »

Can see into people souls but only able to see what shoes they desire.

LOL not a baseless lie

Homah 7ft is a psychic

homah_7ft · 25-10-2009 12:31AM

:P

Is playing the spoons while posting.

CDfm · 25-10-2009 12:43AM

Homah 7ft is in therapy and plays plastic spoons

homah_7ft · 25-10-2009 12:44AM

Robbed the spoon I call Alan.

CDfm · 25-10-2009 12:47AM

homah 7ft has a plastic fork phobia as he believes co-joined cutlery are evil

homah_7ft · 25-10-2009 12:56AM

Is a devil worshipper who has plastic forks all over his bedroom walls.

CDfm · 25-10-2009 04:11AM

Is a plastic spoon lover who has a fetish for plastic spoons and plastic halloweeen costumes,

James T Kirk · 25-10-2009 04:21AM

Is a man with a plan,
to buy a frying pan,
and cook some Spam;
or the gods be damned!

CDfm · 25-10-2009 04:31AM

To our delight
Missed his flight
Now is in pain
From drinking acid rain

colrow · 25-10-2009 11:53AM

Practises proctology with various pieces of plastic cutlery, he has recovered from stakers bottom

CDfm · 25-10-2009 02:39PM

colrow's plastic bottoms moulded from his own are on sale in Lidl as a cut price sex toy. They come with a guarantee that you can do the model if not entirelly satisfied.

colrow · 25-10-2009 04:16PM

CeeDee has a little bike
Its wheels are made of brass
And everytime the wheels go round
The spokes go up her arse

CDfm · 25-10-2009 04:20PM

colrow is afraid of mice

homah_7ft · 25-10-2009 06:16PM

is licenced to carry out mice wedding ceremonies

CDfm · 25-10-2009 06:32PM

has a limosine service for mice weddings

homah_7ft · 25-10-2009 06:37PM

Owns shares in Siberian Snowflakes inc.

CDfm · 25-10-2009 06:39PM

has an alter ego called Dan Druff - when he shakes his head there is a Snowstorm

homah_7ft · 25-10-2009 06:43PM

Was 2nd unit choreographer for the original Shake N' Vac ad.

CDfm · 25-10-2009 06:55PM

uses Flash Multi Surface Bathroom Cleaner and dresses up to clean the bathroom. He dreams of starring in a bathroom cleaner ad.

homah_7ft · 25-10-2009 06:58PM

Has a weekend car.

CDfm · 25-10-2009 08:47PM

homah_7ft wrote: »

Has a weekend car.

Almost OH has a vrooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm;)

Horescopes by Homah is read by all senior Irish Politicians and X Factor Contestants. He correctly remained silent when questioned on the colour of Britneys knickers a year ago - a feat he refused to repeat on TV.

homah_7ft · 25-10-2009 10:14PM

:D:D

Once saw a dog driving a car but refused to look surprised.

CDfm · 26-10-2009 12:43AM

Actually trained the dog to drive in an automatic mini-cooper. Homah was very disappointed that the dog could not master manual gears so took his car keys away and refuses to speak to him.

homah_7ft · 26-10-2009 12:47AM

Prefers food that is blue.

CDfm · 26-10-2009 12:50AM

prefers movies that are blue like " Betty Blue" which he describes as 'more Blue than Betty'

homah_7ft · 26-10-2009 12:55AM

Spends hours watching the minute hand of his watch.

Queen-Mise · 26-10-2009 01:00AM

Has has fetish for radiators

CDfm · 26-10-2009 01:05AM

has a radiator thermostat as a lucky charm and feels it will come in handy some day

homah_7ft · 26-10-2009 01:05AM

Owns Irelands largest collection of curtain hooks.

CDfm · 26-10-2009 09:49AM

homah7ft has curtain hooks piercing his nipples and genetalia. He finds fabric shops very erotic.

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