WE NEED MOAR MODS!

brummytom · 13-10-2009 11:00pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Monty virtually single handedly carried AH forward for years. The man is a legend around here. It was before my time too but believe me. I've looked it up. Monty is the man.

Oh right.. so what happened to him? Does he just not post anymore?

ShooterSF · 13-10-2009 11:02pm

brummytom wrote: »

Oh right.. so what happened to him? Does he just not post anymore?

He just watches. From the shadows. ALWAYS WATCHING...

edit- somesay he doesn't even blink and has 11 toes.

dr.bollocko · 13-10-2009 11:02pm

brummytom wrote: »

Oh right.. so what happened to him? Does he just not post anymore?

Sometimes you are posting on AH in the early hours and the hair just randomly stands up on the back of your neck. That's when you know monty is online.

FlutterinBantam · 13-10-2009 11:02pm

I want the job of an AH mod
The pay is fcukin grand
There is drugs and coke and funny smoke
It'sthe best job in the land
***************************
You can sink your nob
In some eager gob
You can ban some cnunts as well
You can write in bold
Pretend you're Kold
And always get good bell
*****************************
You can post up drunk
Like a pissed up clunk
From the wilds of East Kildare
You can wield the axe, exact the tax
And dispatch them in thin air
**********************************
The flutts the man for this big job
The fcuker has the savvy
To ban the cnunts who spout the shíte
and flush them down the lavvy.
*******************************
So this is it, I'll take no ****
I want this fcukin job
I'll ban the cnunt who disagrees
And masticate his nob.
*****************************
So Bollocko you smelly twat
Take on the fcuking Flutt
the only man for the fcuking job
And that my man , is that
**********************************

I wont take it unless |I'm approved by DeV

no chance

Mint Sauce · 13-10-2009 11:02pm

pre mods, banning and infractions
its all in days work at the after hours mansions
they said one day, we want more mods
because we cant control all these sods
so go on, give me the job

dr.bollocko · 13-10-2009 11:04pm

Shane Delicious Technologist wrote: »

I don't understand...

You have been banned and infracted, but you are mod. So being banned will effect your application?

User ban history may be something we look at. Maybe. But as said many AH mods would have a coloured history before being made AH mod. Sound head on shoulders and time and patience enough would be bigger factors. Then there's the bribes, BJs and ability to acquire numerous narcotics at below market prices.

brummytom · 13-10-2009 11:06pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Then there's the bribes, BJs and ability to acquire numerous narcotics at below market prices.

I'm your man

ejmaztec · 13-10-2009 11:06pm

Mary had a little bike,
she rode it back to front,
and every time the chain came off,
it hit her in the knee.

admiralofthefleet · 13-10-2009 11:07pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

User ban history may be something we look at. Maybe. But as said many AH mods would have a coloured history before being made AH mod. Sound head on shoulders and time and patience enough would be bigger factors. Then there's the bribes, BJs and ability to acquire numerous narcotics at below market prices.

how did you get there then:p

minidazzler · 13-10-2009 11:08pm

There was a user named Mini,
He used to screw a girl called Ginny,
She called him her Dazzler,
He stuck it in her Razzler,
Mod me before I'm too skinny.

If I am made a Mod my first official action will be to Blow Coke up a hookers ass. Thank you very much.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 13-10-2009 11:09pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

But as said many AH mods would have a coloured history before being made AH mod.

Except me.

admiralofthefleet · 13-10-2009 11:09pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

Mary had a little bike,
she rode it back to front,
and every time the chain came off,
it hit her in the knee.

mary had a little lamb,
full of tricks and frolicks
it tried to jump a barbed wire fence
and fell and broke its little knee

TPD · 13-10-2009 11:09pm

I would like to vote for the Flutt. Flutt Power!

dr.bollocko · 13-10-2009 11:09pm

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

how did you get there then:p

I hold my hands up and say in all honesty that the only reason I am or ever was an AH mod is because javaboy said no the first time it was offered to him. 100% true. He was really top shelf that guy.

starbelgrade · 13-10-2009 11:10pm

What's the pay rate?

Earthhorse · 13-10-2009 11:12pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I hold my hands up and say in all honesty that the only reason I am or ever was an AH mod is because javaboy said no the first time it was offered to him. 100% true. He was really top shelf that guy.

So, if you had've said no, they wouldn't have offered it to him a second time and we wouldn't be in this mess we're in now?

Slow hand clap for you, my friend, slow hand clap for you.

dr.bollocko · 13-10-2009 11:14pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

What's the pay rate?

Fuck all. Hours of thankless work for no money punctuated by hours of replying to PMs, feedback threads and helpdesk threads. All the while trying to sound reasonable after drinking a bottle of Hankey Bannister.

Mint Sauce · 13-10-2009 11:14pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

What's the pay rate?

the love and respect of AH posters

maybe

Mint Sauce · 13-10-2009 11:16pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Fuck all. Hours of thankless work for no money punctuated by hours of replying to PMs, feedback threads and helpdesk threads. All the while trying to sound reasonable after drinking a bottle of Hankey Bannister.

what, no free coke and hookers, i'm removing my aplication

Super-Rush · 13-10-2009 11:17pm

Remember mods I professed my undying love for you a while back.

Sharpshooter · 13-10-2009 11:18pm

irish-stew wrote: »

the love and respect of AH posters
maybe

Quickly vanishes.

Be aware, be very aware.:(

/Jaws theme tune..........

starbelgrade · 13-10-2009 11:19pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Fuck all. Hours of thankless work for no money punctuated by hours of replying to PMs, feedback threads and helpdesk threads. All the while trying to sound reasonable after drinking a bottle of Hankey Bannister.

Awh, ye poor thing. I would spare you a tear, only I cried myself dry listening to poor John O'Donoghue's stand down speech today in the Dail.

FlutterinBantam · 13-10-2009 11:20pm

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Sometimes you are posting on AH in the early hours and the hair just randomly stands up on the back of your neck. That's when you know monty is online.

Jaysus!!:eek:

ejmaztec · 13-10-2009 11:23pm

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

I would like to vote for the Flutt. Flutt Power!

He'd be handy when some heavy sh1t's going down on some of these threads.

TPD · 13-10-2009 11:25pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

He'd be handy when some heavy ****'s going down on some of these threads.

He'd be handy when any weight of shít is going in any direction in any aspect of AH. Flutt's your man. End of thread.

WindSock · 13-10-2009 11:25pm

There once was a chap called Admiralofthefleet
I thought a modship for him would be pretty neat
Give him the job
And shut your gob
And kick some faces with your feet.

FlutterinBantam · 13-10-2009 11:27pm

:D:D

fcukin' nice one.:D

application withdrawn ..

Copy DeVore (said I had no class:D)

can't forgive that. sorry.

TPD · 13-10-2009 11:28pm

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

application withdrawn ..

dylano_k · 13-10-2009 11:30pm

Im far too cool to be a mod
I'd abuse my power more than a greek god
I'd ban and i'd lock
Cos your threads all suck c*ck
And your views would be outlawed

Vote dylano_k

Peace

FlutterinBantam · 13-10-2009 11:31pm

The Perfect Drug wrote: »

sorry Perfect, not mod material.

Was told I had no class by an admin, so that about fcuks up that.

Very bitter over that.

FearDark · 13-10-2009 11:34pm

Pick me

Dont look at my infractions...

minidazzler · 13-10-2009 11:39pm

I volunteer my services, I promise to not kill all the hookers!!!

Tar.Aldarion · 13-10-2009 11:44pm

BY JOVE ILL DO IT.

ah no wait

Sharpshooter · 13-10-2009 11:46pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

BY JOVE ILL DO IT.

ah no wait

We are.:D

Mint Sauce · 13-10-2009 11:47pm

they asked for a new over lord
to help control a raging board
they asked for a rhyme
and all the efforts, they were such crimes
i just wish a limerick, could be more than five lines

Mr Benevolent · 13-10-2009 11:53pm

Is there a way of not getting picked? Don't pick me in that case.

Terry · 13-10-2009 11:59pm

Four-Percent wrote: »

Nobody reply, AH cant take the loss of another funny poster

I was never funny.

brendansmith wrote: »

Javaboy is gone ay?

Always the same in life isnt it, the sound ones move on and your left with the slops.

You have a sloppy vadge.

liah wrote: »

Simple solution:

Pick me.

Hmm. An Irish mod in Canada and a Canadian mod in Ireland.
That's a thinker.

Agent Smith wrote: »

Darlings, I'd Rather Fuck Sand...

Serriously...

Pay no mind to him.
We took a walk on Bull Island one night and he did actually **** sand.

delricyo wrote: »

Whats the salary and benefits like ??

Will I have a Merc available to drive me from one part of Boards to another ? :P

If you don't know the salary, then you have failed the test-icles. Huh huh.

Shane Delicious Technologist wrote: »

Oi, that's my saying... O.o

So mods of ah, would the many bans and infractions I recieved go against my application? :P

Christ. I was given the option of a permanent ban or modding AH.
Looking back...

By the way, the Limerick thing was actually referring to people from Limerick.
We have never had a Limerick mod and we don't want to be seen as racist.
Also, there was some animal or human rights group onto us and they said we need animals as mods, so we had to look to Limerick.

SPPPOTLPAA is there name.
Society for the Prevention of People Pointing Out That Limerick People Are Animals.
They mean business.
Guns were mentioned.

Sorry · 14-10-2009 12:05am

There was a nice mod named Terry,
Went to England to pop his cherry.
He paid with plastic,
The sex was fantastic,
but his arse was sore back on the ferry.

Mint Sauce · 14-10-2009 12:05am

Terry wrote: »

By the way, the Limerick thing was actually referring to people from Limerick.
We have never had a Limerick mod and we don't want to be seen as racist.

so i wasted all that time composing cr@p, sorry brilliant limericks, and all i had to do was change my location

kincsem · 14-10-2009 12:08am

I’m odd
I can mod
I overreact
I’ll infract
I’m the high command
You’re banned

admiralofthefleet · 14-10-2009 12:08am

Terry wrote: »

Pay no mind to him.
We took a walk on Bull Island one night and he did actually **** sand

what were you two doing on dollymount beach:eek:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 14-10-2009 12:10am

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

what were you two doing on dollymount beach:eek:

Fucking sand.

Terry · 14-10-2009 12:15am

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

what were you two doing on dollymount beach:eek:

When I say "We", I mean me and my friends.
We saw that dude ****ing sand.

Also, you're gay.

Hah!!!!!!!!

Kill them all,
Oooooooohhhh, you're a God.

Name the song and I'll assure you modship of AH right now.
I'm listening to it right now.

Terry · 14-10-2009 12:17am

Also, WTF have you dicks been up to during my hiatus?
I've almost 500 e-mails in the account for reported posts. That's messed up.
Stop screwing around.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 14-10-2009 12:17am

Terry, does this assurance apply to everyone?

admiralofthefleet · 14-10-2009 12:18am

what the fuck was joe doing on dollyer beach anyway,

another brick in the wall

4zn76tysfajdxp · 14-10-2009 12:20am

Terry wrote: »

Kill them all,
Oooooooohhhh, you're a God.

Name the song and I'll assure you modship of AH right now.
I'm listening to it right now.

Countdown to Extinction. Do I win?

funk-you · 14-10-2009 12:21am

Terry wrote: »

When I say "We", I mean me and my friends.
We saw that dude ****ing sand.

Also, you're gay.

Hah!!!!!!!!

Kill them all,
Oooooooohhhh, you're a God.

Name the song and I'll assure you modship of AH right now.
I'm listening to it right now.

Captive honour - Megadeath.

-Funk

JamBastard · 14-10-2009 12:22am

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

what the fuck was joe doing on dollyer beach anyway,

another brick in the wall

How cums ya can all say **** in here?

Mint Sauce · 14-10-2009 12:23am

Halle Fancy Walnut wrote: »

Countdown to Extinction. Do I win?

damn, beat me to it

wait, hang on, your already.....

WE NEED MOAR MODS!

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