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WE NEED MOAR MODS!

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    #32
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    This forum does give me tears
    Laughter, thoughts and fears
    I could probably mod it
    I might as well - sod it
    Let's face it, we did 800 years.



    My last few Limericks were too negative :P


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    #33
    6th
    Registered Users Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    [Token post by 6th]Give it to me![/Token post by 6th]


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    #34
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    [token reply to 6th]NO[/token reply to 6th]


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    #35
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    There was a young man from Blighty
    The girls thought "a bit of alrighty"
    They made him a mod
    Cos he was a sex god
    Now Terry's gonna get all ****ey!


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    #36
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Application posted in the limerick forum as requested.









    (Not Really)


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    #37
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I like big butts and i cannot lie
    Make me a mod or you all will die
    And if i win
    I'll ban Ultimate Chin*
    Lets hope no more celebrities die








    *Not really


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    #38
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,849 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Make everyone a mod, and just remove them when they get sick of it. It'll save you doing this lark for a year or so.


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    #39
    blackbetty69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 485 ✭✭blackbetty69


    hello hello backbetty is here
    danger's my middle name so no need to fear
    because at you il point toward
    with my big samauri sword
    and no doubt you'll be shedding a tear


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    #40
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'll do it then.

    No loss :(

    what about your geography homework

    :p


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    #41
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'd rather eat my own shit!

    Oi, that's my saying... O.o


    So mods of ah, would the many bans and infractions I recieved go against my application? :P


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    #42
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    The_Minister wrote: »
    I'd apply to be a mod but I can't find anything to rhyme The_Minister with except for "sinister", and at a stretch "spinster".

    There once was a poster called The_Minister,
    Whose motivation for posting was sinister;
    He wanted to claim
    Nothing rhymed with his name
    But wasn't he forgetting about what's that over there?


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    #43
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    As I was going to Saint Boards
    I met a man with seven swords
    Each sword had seven mods
    Each mod had seven knobs
    Each knob had seven clogs
    Swords, mods, knobs, clogs
    How many were going to Saint Boards?


    Okay it makes no sense but it makes several boards-related references, that's gotta count for something.... right? riiiiiggghhtt????

    Ahh whatever

    I accept

    When do I start?


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    #44
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'd rather eat my own shit!

    i thought wimmins didnt shite


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    #45
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users Posts: 9,701 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    tl;dr

    I'm your new mod :)


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    #46
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    There once was a poster who sucked at rhyming,
    No matter how much he kept trying,
    He'd finish lines with words like orange,
    and then eh
    Ah fuck it.


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    #47
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Sorry for the random question but who the fcuk is Monty and why's he still on the mod list? :confused:


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    #48
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Shane Delicious Technologist wrote: »
    Oi, that's my saying... O.o


    So mods of ah, would the many bans and infractions I recieved go against my application? :P

    I've been infracted and banned plenty.
    So yes. Probably it will.


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    #49
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    brummytom wrote: »
    Sorry for the random question but who the fcuk is Monty and why's he still on the mod list? :confused:

    Monty virtually single handedly carried AH forward for years. The man is a legend around here. It was before my time too but believe me. I've looked it up. Monty is the man.


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    #50
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I've been infracted and banned plenty.
    So yes. Probably it will.

    I don't understand...

    You have been banned and infracted, but you are mod. So being banned will effect your application?


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    #51
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    brummytom wrote: »
    Sorry for the random question but who the fcuk is Monty and why's he still on the mod list? :confused:

    He's the one and only, strikes at a moments notice, and you are seriously fcuked now Tom.:eek:


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    #52
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Monty virtually single handedly carried AH forward for years. The man is a legend around here. It was before my time too but believe me. I've looked it up. Monty is the man.

    Oh right.. so what happened to him? Does he just not post anymore?


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    #53
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    brummytom wrote: »
    Oh right.. so what happened to him? Does he just not post anymore?

    He just watches. From the shadows. ALWAYS WATCHING...

    edit- somesay he doesn't even blink and has 11 toes.


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    #54
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    brummytom wrote: »
    Oh right.. so what happened to him? Does he just not post anymore?

    Sometimes you are posting on AH in the early hours and the hair just randomly stands up on the back of your neck. That's when you know monty is online.


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    #55
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I want the job of an AH mod
    The pay is fcukin grand
    There is drugs and coke and funny smoke
    It'sthe best job in the land
    ***************************
    You can sink your nob
    In some eager gob
    You can ban some cnunts as well
    You can write in bold
    Pretend you're Kold
    And always get good bell
    *****************************
    You can post up drunk
    Like a pissed up clunk
    From the wilds of East Kildare
    You can wield the axe, exact the tax
    And dispatch them in thin air
    **********************************
    The flutts the man for this big job
    The fcuker has the savvy
    To ban the cnunts who spout the shíte
    and flush them down the lavvy.
    *******************************
    So this is it, I'll take no ****
    I want this fcukin job
    I'll ban the cnunt who disagrees
    And masticate his nob.
    *****************************
    So Bollocko you smelly twat
    Take on the fcuking Flutt
    the only man for the fcuking job
    And that my man , is that
    **********************************








    I wont take it unless |I'm approved by DeV

    no chance


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    #56
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    pre mods, banning and infractions
    its all in days work at the after hours mansions
    they said one day, we want more mods
    because we cant control all these sods
    so go on, give me the job

    :D


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    #57
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Shane Delicious Technologist wrote: »
    I don't understand...

    You have been banned and infracted, but you are mod. So being banned will effect your application?

    User ban history may be something we look at. Maybe. But as said many AH mods would have a coloured history before being made AH mod. Sound head on shoulders and time and patience enough would be bigger factors. Then there's the bribes, BJs and ability to acquire numerous narcotics at below market prices.


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    #58
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Then there's the bribes, BJs and ability to acquire numerous narcotics at below market prices.

    I'm your man


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    #59
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 23,991 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Mary had a little bike,
    she rode it back to front,
    and every time the chain came off,
    it hit her in the knee.


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    #60
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    User ban history may be something we look at. Maybe. But as said many AH mods would have a coloured history before being made AH mod. Sound head on shoulders and time and patience enough would be bigger factors. Then there's the bribes, BJs and ability to acquire numerous narcotics at below market prices.

    how did you get there then:p


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    #61
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    There was a user named Mini,
    He used to screw a girl called Ginny,
    She called him her Dazzler,
    He stuck it in her Razzler,
    Mod me before I'm too skinny.


    If I am made a Mod my first official action will be to Blow Coke up a hookers ass. Thank you very much.


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