WE NEED MOAR MODS!

dr.bollocko · 13-10-2009 10:58pm #1

Folks javaboy is gone. He has stepped down. We'll miss him a lot around here. All hail javaboy.

With the moving on of our dear friend it's time for some new blood.
I've had the shakes since Michael Jackson's death. The wind whispers Monty. Frada hasn't slept since he's started. Tar A just asked me to cook him a steak. Rabies doesn't even know what continent he's on any more. Terry's working on his political career. AlmightyCushion is ducking me cos he owes me a tenner and Sharpshooter has been temporarily blinded by a slowly growing facial tick as a result of all your goddamn disgusting flirting.
So it's that time of year again. It's time for the faux BS circlejerkulatorily fantastic AH mod competition. It's a chance for you guys to put your name in the hat before we pick the people we've all picked already via secret lottery. Applications preferably in Limerick form. Failing that just lick your keyboard a bit and see what comes up. Hell they made me a mod this way. Everyone deserves a shot.

Kinetic^ · 13-10-2009 10:58pm

It's a trap! w00p! 10000!

CutzEr · 13-10-2009 10:59pm

inb4 new mod

Danbo! · 13-10-2009 11:00pm

Fuck that

13-10-2009 11:01pm

There once was a site on the Web
Which caused readers nothing but dread.
Along I came
Now nothing’s the same.
People view it and smile instead.
I just like limericks, No application here.

brummytom · 13-10-2009 11:02pm

Unban Face_Kicker.

Make him a mod.

The bannings would be interesting then

Four-Percent · 13-10-2009 11:03pm

Nobody reply, AH cant take the loss of another funny poster

brendansmith · 13-10-2009 11:04pm

Javaboy is gone ay?

Always the same in life isnt it, the sound ones move on and your left with the slops.

Michellenman · 13-10-2009 11:04pm

four-percent wrote:

Nobody reply, AH cant take the loss of another funny poster

Pick four-percent so :P

FunkZ · 13-10-2009 11:04pm

Make brummytom one, it'll show we're not racist towards brummers!

Ps. I love brummytom loads.

brummytom · 13-10-2009 11:05pm

Four-Percent wrote: »

Nobody reply, AH cant take the loss of another funny poster

I'll do it then.

No loss

blackbetty69 · 13-10-2009 11:05pm

can i be a mod?! pleeeeeeezzz???

if not, then i vote for minkman!

The_Minister · 13-10-2009 11:05pm

I'd apply to be a mod but I can't find anything to rhyme The_Minister with except for "sinister", and at a stretch "spinster".

One of those doesn't help my cause, and the other loses me the female vote.

Borneo Fnctn · 13-10-2009 11:06pm

Just don't appoint a turncoating mod-thanking sycophant.:mad:

brendansmith · 13-10-2009 11:06pm

Deleted User wrote: »

There once was a site on the Web
Which caused readers nothing but dread.
Along I came
Now nothing’s the same.
People view it and smile instead.
I just like limericks, No application here.

web dosnt rhyme with dread.

That limerick is poor.

jumpguy · 13-10-2009 11:06pm

I believe you should make me boards.ie king tbh. I'd be like the Clint Eastwood of boards.

I'm not even funny.

dr.bollocko · 13-10-2009 11:06pm

brendansmith wrote: »

Javaboy is gone ay?

Always the same in life isnt it, the sound ones move on and your left with the slops.

Feedback. Helpdesk. Thunderdome. Bring it on. Not here. You wanna take another cheap jibe at least give it the right stage with some valid specific points to back it up. Do not post again in this thread or I will ban you. Feel free to use this post as an example of poor moderation in your upcoming helpdesk thread after you post again in this thread and get banned for it.

Mint Sauce · 13-10-2009 11:08pm

who would be an after hours mod
you get abuse from all kind of sods
their turn over rate is crazy
you'll just end up pushing up dasiys
i'd rather going shopping to macys

well, have i got the job

Joey the lips · 13-10-2009 11:10pm

Get the fcuk outa here!

brummytom · 13-10-2009 11:11pm

After Hours can be fcukin shite
But I still stay on here all night
I feed the trolls
I steal souls
And I'm always up for a fight.

Hang on, what are we doing Limericks for again?