WE NEED MOAR MODS!

dr.bollocko

Folks javaboy is gone. He has stepped down. We'll miss him a lot around here. All hail javaboy.

With the moving on of our dear friend it's time for some new blood.
I've had the shakes since Michael Jackson's death. The wind whispers Monty. Frada hasn't slept since he's started. Tar A just asked me to cook him a steak. Rabies doesn't even know what continent he's on any more. Terry's working on his political career. AlmightyCushion is ducking me cos he owes me a tenner and Sharpshooter has been temporarily blinded by a slowly growing facial tick as a result of all your goddamn disgusting flirting.
So it's that time of year again. It's time for the faux BS circlejerkulatorily fantastic AH mod competition. It's a chance for you guys to put your name in the hat before we pick the people we've all picked already via secret lottery. Applications preferably in Limerick form. Failing that just lick your keyboard a bit and see what comes up. Hell they made me a mod this way. Everyone deserves a shot.

Kinetic^

It's a trap! w00p! 10000!

CutzEr

inb4 new mod

Danbo!

Fuck that

There once was a site on the Web
Which caused readers nothing but dread.
Along I came
Now nothing’s the same.
People view it and smile instead.
I just like limericks, No application here.

brummytom

Unban Face_Kicker.

Make him a mod.



The bannings would be interesting then

Four-Percent

Nobody reply, AH cant take the loss of another funny poster

brendansmith

Javaboy is gone ay?

Always the same in life isnt it, the sound ones move on and your left with the slops.

Michellenman

four-percent wrote:

Nobody reply, AH cant take the loss of another funny poster

Pick four-percent so :P

FunkZ

Make brummytom one, it'll show we're not racist towards brummers!

Ps. I love brummytom loads.

brummytom

Four-Percent wrote: »

Nobody reply, AH cant take the loss of another funny poster

I'll do it then.

No loss

blackbetty69

can i be a mod?! pleeeeeeezzz???

if not, then i vote for minkman!

The_Minister

I'd apply to be a mod but I can't find anything to rhyme The_Minister with except for "sinister", and at a stretch "spinster".

One of those doesn't help my cause, and the other loses me the female vote.

Borneo Fnctn

Just don't appoint a turncoating mod-thanking sycophant.:mad:

brendansmith

Deleted User wrote: »

There once was a site on the Web
Which caused readers nothing but dread.
Along I came
Now nothing’s the same.
People view it and smile instead.
I just like limericks, No application here.

web dosnt rhyme with dread.

That limerick is poor.

jumpguy

I believe you should make me boards.ie king tbh. I'd be like the Clint Eastwood of boards.

I'm not even funny.

dr.bollocko

brendansmith wrote: »

Javaboy is gone ay?

Always the same in life isnt it, the sound ones move on and your left with the slops.

Feedback. Helpdesk. Thunderdome. Bring it on. Not here. You wanna take another cheap jibe at least give it the right stage with some valid specific points to back it up. Do not post again in this thread or I will ban you. Feel free to use this post as an example of poor moderation in your upcoming helpdesk thread after you post again in this thread and get banned for it.

Mint Sauce

who would be an after hours mod
you get abuse from all kind of sods
their turn over rate is crazy
you'll just end up pushing up dasiys
i'd rather going shopping to macys

























well, have i got the job

Joey the lips

Get the fcuk outa here!

brummytom

After Hours can be fcukin shite
But I still stay on here all night
I feed the trolls
I steal souls
And I'm always up for a fight.


Hang on, what are we doing Limericks for again?

admiralofthefleet

tl;dr
is it something about a mod?

liah

Four-Percent wrote: »

Nobody reply, AH cant take the loss of another funny poster

Simple solution:

Pick me.

Agent Smith

Darlings, I'd Rather Fuck Sand...



Serriously...

admiralofthefleet

bring back dj spider

The_Minister

Agent Smith wrote: »

Darlings, I'd Rather Fuck Sand...



Serriously...

Thats what your ex-said as I was ploughing her.

delricyo

Whats the salary and benefits like ??

Will I have a Merc available to drive me from one part of Boards to another ? :P

funk-you

I'll help out if you want it, I spend most of my boards time here anyway.

-Funk

Kiera

I'd rather eat my own shit!

TheZohanS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHXArDa9u6Y

Here's my Limerick.

You can PM me my modship.

Ta.

The_Minister

Kiera wrote: »

I'd rather eat my own shit!

It's only cute when kids do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRYvpW9dAWg

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

brummytom

This forum does give me tears
Laughter, thoughts and fears
I could probably mod it
I might as well - sod it
Let's face it, we did 800 years.



My last few Limericks were too negative :P

6th

[Token post by 6th]Give it to me![/Token post by 6th]

admiralofthefleet

[token reply to 6th]NO[/token reply to 6th]

Fratton Fred

There was a young man from Blighty
The girls thought "a bit of alrighty"
They made him a mod
Cos he was a sex god
Now Terry's gonna get all ****ey!

ShooterSF

Application posted in the limerick forum as requested.









(Not Really)

Super-Rush

I like big butts and i cannot lie
Make me a mod or you all will die
And if i win
I'll ban Ultimate Chin*
Lets hope no more celebrities die








*Not really

5starpool

Make everyone a mod, and just remove them when they get sick of it. It'll save you doing this lark for a year or so.

blackbetty69

hello hello backbetty is here
danger's my middle name so no need to fear
because at you il point toward
with my big samauri sword
and no doubt you'll be shedding a tear

Mint Sauce

brummytom wrote: »

I'll do it then.

No loss

what about your geography homework

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Kiera wrote: »

I'd rather eat my own shit!

Oi, that's my saying... O.o


So mods of ah, would the many bans and infractions I recieved go against my application? :P

Earthhorse

The_Minister wrote: »

I'd apply to be a mod but I can't find anything to rhyme The_Minister with except for "sinister", and at a stretch "spinster".

There once was a poster called The_Minister,
Whose motivation for posting was sinister;
He wanted to claim
Nothing rhymed with his name
But wasn't he forgetting about what's that over there?

Dave!

As I was going to Saint Boards
I met a man with seven swords
Each sword had seven mods
Each mod had seven knobs
Each knob had seven clogs
Swords, mods, knobs, clogs
How many were going to Saint Boards?


Okay it makes no sense but it makes several boards-related references, that's gotta count for something.... right? riiiiiggghhtt????

Ahh whatever

I accept

When do I start?

admiralofthefleet

Kiera wrote: »

I'd rather eat my own shit!

i thought wimmins didnt shite

Midnight_EG

tl;dr

I'm your new mod

ShooterSF

There once was a poster who sucked at rhyming,
No matter how much he kept trying,
He'd finish lines with words like orange,
and then eh
Ah fuck it.

brummytom

Sorry for the random question but who the fcuk is Monty and why's he still on the mod list?

dr.bollocko

Shane Delicious Technologist wrote: »

Oi, that's my saying... O.o


So mods of ah, would the many bans and infractions I recieved go against my application? :P

I've been infracted and banned plenty.
So yes. Probably it will.

dr.bollocko

brummytom wrote: »

Sorry for the random question but who the fcuk is Monty and why's he still on the mod list?

Monty virtually single handedly carried AH forward for years. The man is a legend around here. It was before my time too but believe me. I've looked it up. Monty is the man.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I've been infracted and banned plenty.
So yes. Probably it will.

I don't understand...

You have been banned and infracted, but you are mod. So being banned will effect your application?

Sharpshooter

brummytom wrote: »

Sorry for the random question but who the fcuk is Monty and why's he still on the mod list?

He's the one and only, strikes at a moments notice, and you are seriously fcuked now Tom.:eek: