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WE NEED MOAR MODS!

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    #62
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    But as said many AH mods would have a coloured history before being made AH mod.

    Except me. :D


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    #63
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Mary had a little bike,
    she rode it back to front,
    and every time the chain came off,
    it hit her in the knee.

    mary had a little lamb,
    full of tricks and frolicks
    it tried to jump a barbed wire fence
    and fell and broke its little knee


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    #64
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    I would like to vote for the Flutt. Flutt Power!


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    #65
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    how did you get there then:p

    I hold my hands up and say in all honesty that the only reason I am or ever was an AH mod is because javaboy said no the first time it was offered to him. 100% true. He was really top shelf that guy.


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    #66
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    What's the pay rate?


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    #67
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    I hold my hands up and say in all honesty that the only reason I am or ever was an AH mod is because javaboy said no the first time it was offered to him. 100% true. He was really top shelf that guy.

    So, if you had've said no, they wouldn't have offered it to him a second time and we wouldn't be in this mess we're in now?

    Slow hand clap for you, my friend, slow hand clap for you.


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    #68
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    What's the pay rate?

    Fuck all. Hours of thankless work for no money punctuated by hours of replying to PMs, feedback threads and helpdesk threads. All the while trying to sound reasonable after drinking a bottle of Hankey Bannister.


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    #69
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    What's the pay rate?

    the love and respect of AH posters





























































    maybe


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    #70
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Fuck all. Hours of thankless work for no money punctuated by hours of replying to PMs, feedback threads and helpdesk threads. All the while trying to sound reasonable after drinking a bottle of Hankey Bannister.

    what, no free coke and hookers, i'm removing my aplication

    :(


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    #71
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Remember mods I professed my undying love for you a while back.


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    #72
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    irish-stew wrote: »
    the love and respect of AH posters
    maybe

    Quickly vanishes.

    Be aware, be very aware.:(

    /Jaws theme tune..........


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    #73
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Fuck all. Hours of thankless work for no money punctuated by hours of replying to PMs, feedback threads and helpdesk threads. All the while trying to sound reasonable after drinking a bottle of Hankey Bannister.

    Awh, ye poor thing. I would spare you a tear, only I cried myself dry listening to poor John O'Donoghue's stand down speech today in the Dail. :p


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    #74
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Sometimes you are posting on AH in the early hours and the hair just randomly stands up on the back of your neck. That's when you know monty is online.


    Jaysus!!:eek:


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    #75
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 24,010 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    The Perfect Drug wrote: »
    I would like to vote for the Flutt. Flutt Power!

    He'd be handy when some heavy sh1t's going down on some of these threads.


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    #76
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    He'd be handy when some heavy ****'s going down on some of these threads.

    He'd be handy when any weight of shít is going in any direction in any aspect of AH. Flutt's your man. End of thread.


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    #77
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    There once was a chap called Admiralofthefleet
    I thought a modship for him would be pretty neat
    Give him the job
    And shut your gob
    And kick some faces with your feet.


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    #78
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    :D:D:D

    fcukin' nice one.:D

    application withdrawn ..


    Copy DeVore (said I had no class:D)


    can't forgive that. sorry.


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    #79
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    application withdrawn ..

    :(


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    #80
    dylano_k
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Im far too cool to be a mod
    I'd abuse my power more than a greek god
    I'd ban and i'd lock
    Cos your threads all suck c*ck
    And your views would be outlawed


    Vote dylano_k

    Peace


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    #81
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    The Perfect Drug wrote: »
    :(


    sorry Perfect, not mod material.

    Was told I had no class by an admin, so that about fcuks up that.

    Very bitter over that.


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    #82
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Pick me :)


    Dont look at my infractions...


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    #83
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I volunteer my services, I promise to not kill all the hookers!!!


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    #84
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    BY JOVE ILL DO IT.


    ah no wait


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    #85
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    BY JOVE ILL DO IT.


    ah no wait

    We are.:D


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    #86
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    they asked for a new over lord
    to help control a raging board
    they asked for a rhyme
    and all the efforts, they were such crimes
    i just wish a limerick, could be more than five lines


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    #87
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Is there a way of not getting picked? Don't pick me in that case.


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    #88
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Four-Percent wrote: »
    Nobody reply, AH cant take the loss of another funny poster :(
    I was never funny.

    brendansmith wrote: »
    Javaboy is gone ay?

    Always the same in life isnt it, the sound ones move on and your left with the slops.
    You have a sloppy vadge.

    liah wrote: »
    Simple solution:

    Pick me. :D
    Hmm. An Irish mod in Canada and a Canadian mod in Ireland.
    That's a thinker.

    Agent Smith wrote: »
    Darlings, I'd Rather Fuck Sand...



    Serriously...
    Pay no mind to him.
    We took a walk on Bull Island one night and he did actually **** sand.

    delricyo wrote: »
    Whats the salary and benefits like ??

    Will I have a Merc available to drive me from one part of Boards to another ? :P
    If you don't know the salary, then you have failed the test-icles. Huh huh.

    Shane Delicious Technologist wrote: »
    Oi, that's my saying... O.o


    So mods of ah, would the many bans and infractions I recieved go against my application? :P
    Christ. I was given the option of a permanent ban or modding AH.
    Looking back...


    By the way, the Limerick thing was actually referring to people from Limerick.
    We have never had a Limerick mod and we don't want to be seen as racist.
    Also, there was some animal or human rights group onto us and they said we need animals as mods, so we had to look to Limerick.

    SPPPOTLPAA is there name.
    Society for the Prevention of People Pointing Out That Limerick People Are Animals.
    They mean business.
    Guns were mentioned.


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    #89
    Sorry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭Sorry


    There was a nice mod named Terry,
    Went to England to pop his cherry.
    He paid with plastic,
    The sex was fantastic,
    but his arse was sore back on the ferry.


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    #90
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users Posts: 29,294 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Terry wrote: »
    By the way, the Limerick thing was actually referring to people from Limerick.
    We have never had a Limerick mod and we don't want to be seen as racist.

    so i wasted all that time composing cr@p, sorry brilliant limericks, and all i had to do was change my location

    :D

    <runs to the 'user cp' panel>


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    #91
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    I’m odd
    I can mod
    I overreact
    I’ll infract
    I’m the high command
    You’re banned


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