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Jesus Juice · 13-10-2009 06:26PM

Pimp has never heard the word smallholding,even though his Great-Grandfather invented it

pimpdaddypriest · 13-10-2009 06:28PM

jesus juice once managed to eat an entire herd of cows using only a spatula

Jesus Juice · 13-10-2009 06:37PM

Pimp once watched an episode of Masterchef and blacked out.Last thing he remembered was hearing Greg Wallace say ''Phowar''.

riskyOz · 13-10-2009 06:44PM

Jesus once liked to fool around with his best friends sister

CDfm · 13-10-2009 06:45PM

On Masterchef Jesus Juice said his gravy was made from" rats and snails and puppy dogs tails". Much to the surprise of the judges it was.

Jesus Juice · 13-10-2009 06:47PM

CDfm is my best friend.

riskyOz · 13-10-2009 06:48PM

CDfm like to lick his lips when watching films about WW2

staker · 13-10-2009 10:08PM

risky likes to count to 5 before making a spontaneous decision

CDfm · 13-10-2009 10:21PM

Staker use of "th's" has confused his neighbours.They believe he has brain damage.

staker · 13-10-2009 10:38PM

CDfm made love to a tree once, he likes to tink he had a tweesome when really he woke up with limp langer in hand

CDfm · 13-10-2009 10:40PM

dats a baseless lie:D

niceirishfella · 14-10-2009 12:36PM

Cdfm likes cheesy wosits.

CDfm · 14-10-2009 12:37PM

nif's bo smells of cheesy wotsits

niceirishfella · 14-10-2009 01:00PM

........has a willie the size of a tiny cheezy wotsit.

pimpdaddypriest · 14-10-2009 01:22PM

niceirishfella dresses up as a woman on tuesdays and calls himself "edwina"

niceirishfella · 14-10-2009 01:45PM

is a paedo .........and is a local social outcast.

CDfm · 14-10-2009 02:03PM

niceirishfella ruined his best dress in the chaindrive of a Honda 50

Jesus Juice · 14-10-2009 03:17PM

CDfm is half-bionic and has a chain drive from a Honda 50 working his leg.

CDfm · 14-10-2009 04:06PM

jesus juice is the surgeon that gave CDfm the neuclear powered bionic joystick. Thanks jj.

niceirishfella · 14-10-2009 05:16PM

JJ & CD are both in the AA.

*they work hard fixing broken down cars 24/7 for the minimum wage....losers.

Fago! · 14-10-2009 05:36PM

NIF doesn't like to be disturbed while he's "Studying" with his sister.

Diabhal Beag · 14-10-2009 05:39PM

Fago is Peter Collins IRL

staker · 14-10-2009 08:14PM

Diabhal Beag is Verne Troyer

CDfm · 14-10-2009 08:58PM

staker does the voiceover for the Breffmeister on the Apprentice

staker · 14-10-2009 09:05PM

CDfm joined a local boxing club thinking he'd get to wear his underwear outside his trousers, a fetish nobody knows about except his mammy

CDfm · 14-10-2009 09:13PM

staker read that posh spice ties back her hair with old knickers while doing the housework so he wears old unwashed underpants on his head mowing the lawn. Staker is tres chic.

staker · 14-10-2009 09:32PM

CDfm has a conger eel in his fish tank, he has it specially adapted so that it looks like a sperm bank too. He has championed a rare new breed he likes to call "spaghetti fish"

Jesus Juice · 14-10-2009 09:35PM

staker used to own a pet Chihuahua in 1997.I emphasize used to,it was a harsh winter.....

CDfm · 14-10-2009 09:36PM

staker is the worlds most profilic sperm donor.

staker · 14-10-2009 09:54PM

CDfm didn't do his school homework tonight-when he asked his friend johnny today what the teacher did with him on detention for having no homework, johnny said "she blew me out of it"

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