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colrow · 12-10-2009 05:46AM

CDfm's piles are so long, he dangles then in the river to catch fishes

CDfm · 12-10-2009 09:00AM

colrow claims to be the fifth Beatle. The one who never played or sang on any of the records.

colrow · 12-10-2009 10:03AM

cdfm is so keen to go green, he's taken to eating only peas

niceirishfella · 12-10-2009 10:14AM

colrow's piss is green, thats how green he is.

CDfm · 12-10-2009 10:45AM

nifs piss is so green he bottles it an sells it as antifreeze to Aldi

colrow · 12-10-2009 11:55AM

cdfm wears green thongs they were flesh coloured, but now they're covered in a green fungus, cos she never takes em off

CDfm · 12-10-2009 12:49PM

colrows car is green and runs on green pig slurry

colrow · 12-10-2009 01:39PM

cdfm mixes cows poo with the shavings off her pants, to make green poo soup

CDfm · 12-10-2009 02:10PM

Professor Colrow is a world renowned expert on bottom feeders.He discovered a species he calls colrow cunnilinganus.

colrow · 12-10-2009 03:08PM

cdfm uses her dirtbox to warm up hotdogs for her children

CDfm · 12-10-2009 03:14PM

After a mad night on the Poitin Colrow has declared himself King of Ballinakilla. While he has some regrets in the cold light of day he has decided to go along with it as everyone has been buying him pints.

niceirishfella · 12-10-2009 03:51PM

Cdfm is so yellow his piss is snotty yella.

colrow · 12-10-2009 04:05PM

nif now genuflects and curtsies every time he sees me, now that he knows I am the King of Ballinakilla

niceirishfella · 12-10-2009 04:06PM

Colrow is more of a QUEEN of Ballinakilla more than anything else.....

ooooooohhhhhhhhh-er-missus.....

CDfm · 12-10-2009 04:11PM

nif has changed his name to niceirishandrogeninsensitivitysyndrome

niceirishfella · 12-10-2009 04:13PM

CDfm called his new puppy "Syndrome" and whenever the pup hops up on the sofa, CDfm roars "Down Syndrome" at him.

He thinks its insanely funny..........like wha???

CDfm · 12-10-2009 04:15PM

niceirishfella wrote: »

CDfm called him new puppy "Syndrome" and whenever the pup hops up on the sofa, CDfm roars "Down Syndrome" at him.

He thinks its insanely funny..........like wha???

a classic:D

CDfm · 12-10-2009 04:17PM

when asked to participate in a cockfight nif stripped off and entered the enclosure.

Fago! · 12-10-2009 06:19PM

CDFM is neither a CD player or an FM Radio. He is in fact a tape.

niceirishfella · 12-10-2009 06:54PM

Fago has 247 posts, but what his profile really means is that he is a Fag*ot 24/7.

Jesus Juice · 12-10-2009 07:19PM

niceirishfella wrote: »

Fago has 247 posts, but what his profile really means is that he is a Fag*ot 24/7.

niceirishfella likes to use plastic bags he gets from the off licence to wipe his arse because he likes how they feel on his anus.

niceirishfella · 12-10-2009 07:52PM

JJ calls his spunk Jesus Juice, so he masterbates, and saves the spunk in his freezer as spunk cubes and then he puts them in cold drinks on hot summers days when the local young boys are round frolicking in his back yard...........sick funker or wha~?!?!?!

colrow · 13-10-2009 05:55AM

nif loves making daisy chains, with the boys in the choir

holly1 · 13-10-2009 05:58AM

Col has left his job and is going back to bed.

niceirishfella · 13-10-2009 08:28AM

holly grows cucumbers for you know what!

CDfm · 13-10-2009 08:36AM

nif loves cucumber sandwiches.

imme · 13-10-2009 08:44AM

CDfm was questioned by police in Marseilles after the Grand Hotel was robbed

niceirishfella · 13-10-2009 08:46AM

Cdfm loves sand in his sandwiches.

CDfm · 13-10-2009 08:54AM

nif likes to run naked in the sand at his local Woodies DIY

niceirishfella · 13-10-2009 08:59AM

Cdfm will often be found standing outside Aldi stores, pissed, randomly loudly swearing at his 7 children if they distract him from his hobby of picking up fag ends off the floor to perhaps later fashion into a slim role-up.

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