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Cheesiest line you've come out with?

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  • #62
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,574 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    When I ask a foreign girl where she's from and she says "I'm from 'wherever'", I go "Really? I thought everyone from "..." was supposed to be fat and ugly?"

    It has worked.


  • #63
    dylano_k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    How bout you come round my gaff, and ill cum up yours ;)


  • #64
    spitfireIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭spitfireIRL


    lick your finger and touch their sleeve
    'lets get you out of these wet clothes!'


  • #65
    garyt24
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 70 ✭✭garyt24


    " Is your dad a thief..because i swear he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"


  • #66
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,882 ✭✭✭rizzee


    I lost my number, can I borrow yours?


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  • #67
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    MetalDawg wrote: »
    Chick comes up to me in the smoking area and says "youll do".


    So I did.

    Why can't life always be that simple?


  • #68
    Babalons
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭Babalons


    'Do you like Jaffa cakes'....
    And I got the shift, she must have been locked!


  • #69
    Windwalker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭Windwalker


    Once had a guy come up to me on the street after a club and say
    'I'm crap in bed but I keep the sheets warm'
    Didn't work but I still remember it, very funny...:D


  • #70
    ironictoaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,244 ✭✭✭ironictoaster


    How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?


    Btw, I'm writing down everyone elses line as I speak.


  • #71
    sky88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    i pretented to be gareth gates before thats really cheesy


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  • #72
    wolfric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭wolfric


    The world is going to end unless we have sex right now


  • #73
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    sky88 wrote: »
    i pretented to be gareth gates before thats really cheesy

    That'd be a long chat-up line


  • #74
    sky88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    brummytom wrote: »
    That'd be a long chat-up line

    it was really bad english accent and stutter too


  • #75
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    sky88 wrote: »
    it was really bad english accent and stutter too

    You think you do a bad English accent? You should hear mine :pac:

    Apparently I do a good Dublin one.. I'm gonna have to capitalise on that one day :cool:


  • #76
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    "Get your coat,I have a knife!":p

    Never used it,dont think I will.

    One that worked for me:

    "Whats the craic,wanna tackle?"


  • #77
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Girl getting out of the back seat of my car says, "Wait, I dropped something!" to which I replied, "Yeah, my jaw". :cool:





    It's funny because my girlfriend over-heard it and gave me a high-five for coming out with such a great line


  • #78
    sky88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,689 ✭✭✭sky88


    brummytom wrote: »
    You think you do a bad English accent? You should hear mine :pac:

    Apparently I do a good Dublin one.. I'm gonna have to capitalise on that one day :cool:

    capitalise on it. the gates one worked for me


  • #79
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,392 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    "I run a popular irish internet discussion site, want to cyber?"


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