Cheesiest line you've come out with?

TheCardHolder · 07-10-2009 6:04pm #1

I was having this discussion with my friends today and I was reminded of something I said while at oxegen!

Basically I lying on the grass beside this girl I had met ten minutes previously and started going on about how it was destiny I met her and how we had such a connection. :pac:

I never drank whiskey again! What about the rest of you?

FlutterinBantam · 07-10-2009 6:07pm

"Can I lick the the box batter out of your crack?"

Latchy · 07-10-2009 6:08pm

What's a bad girl like you doing in a nice place like this ?

Hard Larry · 07-10-2009 6:08pm

I never drank whiskey again! What about the rest of you?

I drank whiskey recently

Poor Uncle Tom · 07-10-2009 6:10pm

Gorgonzola, edam, cashel blue, bree, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar..:D

mikom · 07-10-2009 6:11pm

Gorgonzola.

Snap..... Poor Uncle Tom

admiralofthefleet · 07-10-2009 6:12pm

and chance of a jump

Proto · 07-10-2009 6:13pm

Kissing a young wan from the UK on holidays:

Me: Is that that some sort of fancy British Kiss?
Her: is that some fancy Irish Kiss?
Me: It's abit French...

EDIT: Damn! caught :P

SLUSK · 07-10-2009 6:23pm

TheCardHolder wrote: »

I was having this discussion with my friends today and I was reminded of something I said while at oxegen!

Basically I lying on the grass beside this girl I had met ten minutes previously and started going on about how it was destiny I met her and how we had such a connection. :pac:

I never drank whiskey again! What about the rest of you?

Calling in the middle of the night while drunk and telling her how much I loved her and stuff.

Turd Ferguson · 07-10-2009 6:24pm

If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me... then take your top off and pour oil on your tits and giggle them in my face, then get completely naked and ride me till Christmas

phasers · 07-10-2009 6:28pm

I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies

Turd Ferguson · 07-10-2009 6:30pm

I put the sex into convicted sex criminal :cool:

The Volt · 07-10-2009 6:32pm

Proto wrote: »

Kissing a young wan from the UK on holidays:

Me: Is that that some sort of fany British Kiss?
Her: is that some fancy Irish Kiss?
Me: It's abit French...

Haha... fany french kiss... I love typos

phasers · 07-10-2009 6:38pm

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I put the sex into convicted sex criminal :cool:

I thought it was romantic

El Guapo! · 07-10-2009 7:35pm

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And yes that is my penis in my hand, thanks for noticing. :cool:

Anyone · 07-10-2009 8:11pm

Was chatting to a red-head,

Me: Do you like to read?
Her: Yes
Me: Have you read pubes?

She left, I never used the line again.

Neamhshuntasach · 07-10-2009 8:13pm

Used the 'do you have any Irish in you? No. Well do you want some?' line while living in the US.

DazMarz · 07-10-2009 8:30pm

Putting on a fake Australian accent while trying to pull a bird in a nightclub once...

''G'day, Sheila! You're looking pretty good up top... How's your down under?'';)

wolfric · 07-10-2009 8:31pm

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

you know 80% of women masterbate in the shower... the other 20% sing.... do you know what they sing? (they answer no)
then your my kinda girl :P

Smcgie · 07-10-2009 8:34pm

"You Remind me of a round bale... Id love to stick me pronge in ya"

One for the Culshies

Flipz4Rollz · 07-10-2009 8:34pm

"You'll do"

07-10-2009 8:58pm

You don't sweat much for a big girl.

Professey Chin · 07-10-2009 9:02pm

Hi

My imagination is sh!te

callaway92 · 07-10-2009 9:05pm

I would so put my penis in your vagina

Rhyme · 07-10-2009 9:06pm

Dean09 wrote: »

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And yes that is my penis in my hand, thanks for noticing. :cool:

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is a sweet
I'm going to f*ck you with a rake."

Why do I still have that book?

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 07-10-2009 9:45pm

You have beautiful eyes........wanna f*ck?

Actually works now and again, I love alcohol!

dylano_k · 07-10-2009 10:36pm

Blistering drunk on hols, in a sleeveless t-shirt

Me: You got your bulletproof vest on ?
Burd: Why ?
Me: Cos the guns are out tonight

-Dylano™ Original®

dylano_k · 07-10-2009 10:40pm

Most recent line to i got laid because of was in charlies, most beautiful 30yr old fat chick with a 3-in-1 standing across the room from me and i said....

w'suuup(in a real cocky way)

I still cant believe it worked

starbelgrade · 07-10-2009 10:42pm

Bend over & show us yer under-carraige.

Griffen262 · 07-10-2009 10:45pm

Sorry, I think your standing on my penis.:P

:pac:......................G

AnonoBoy · 07-10-2009 10:57pm

"Well hello. You're a girl I would like to have drunken intercourse with, leave unfulfilled and never call again. Interested?"

Works 0% of the time all the time!

laugh · 07-10-2009 11:05pm

You remind me of <Kiera Knightly / other woman>.

Works so well I should add abrakedabra on the end.

loalae · 07-10-2009 11:09pm

A guy once said to my friend "It's ok that you're kind of big, fat people are like normal people just bigger."

Man_bear_pig · 07-10-2009 11:12pm

wanna come back to mine for some sex and pizza?

what? you don't like pizza?

AnonoBoy · 07-10-2009 11:14pm

laugh wrote: »

Works so well I should add abrakedabra on the end.

Why? Do the women feel like having a taco fries after you say it?

Johnny86 · 07-10-2009 11:18pm

you do like cheese?
because im an easy single!! (surely nothing cheesier!)

Jordonvito · 08-10-2009 12:34am

i hi fived a girl, then asked her could i have her fanny, whiskey was also to blame!

Mr.David · 08-10-2009 6:45am

Are ya taking abuse?

:P

burner2009 · 08-10-2009 8:18am

i win by far out one night totaly stone n i goes 2 diz girl is ur dad a hunter cuz he sure caught a fox

Wazdakka · 08-10-2009 8:32am

" Ok calm down, Lets not make this rape a murder "

at the time it sounded cheesy

Lothaar · 08-10-2009 8:33am

A friend of mine recently said to some girls in Mickey D's on Grafton St: "Careful now. I'm bathed in the devil's menstrual blood."

He had been reading the biography of some UFC dude.

TheZohanS · 08-10-2009 8:35am

burner2009 wrote: »

i win by far out one night totaly stone n i goes 2 diz girl is ur dad a hunter cuz he sure caught a fox

A dizzy girls dad is the cousin of a hunter?

Loopy · 08-10-2009 8:48am

A guy once said to me in a club.. 'Is there a mirror in your underwear?' I said, no why.. He said, 'cos I can see myself in them later'...

Another fella said to me one night..

Do you want to go halves on a bastard...?

Rylan · 08-10-2009 8:54am

"If your right leg was Christmas, and your left leg was Easter............ Could I cum up between the holidays".:D

Rylan · 08-10-2009 8:56am

I was in a nightclub the last night and this absolute stunner caught my eye. I said to her........."let go of my eye". :P

mathie · 08-10-2009 8:56am

burner2009 wrote: »

i win by far out one night totaly stone n i goes 2 diz girl is ur dad a hunter cuz he sure caught a fox

No you lose because you can't spell.

mathie · 08-10-2009 8:58am

Rylan wrote: »

I was in a nightclub the last night and this absolute stunner caught my eye. I said to her........."let go of my eye". :P

WTF Tommy Cooper?
I thought you were dead?

burner2009 · 08-10-2009 9:24am

look 2 b honest ya really think i care that i cant spell

Loopy · 08-10-2009 9:36am

burner2009 wrote: »

look 2 b honest ya really think i care that i cant spell

Its de txt spk tht wrcks ppls hds

Jumpy · 08-10-2009 9:39am

burner2009 wrote: »

look 2 b honest ya really think i care that i cant spell

I see a bright and happy future for you here.

Jumpy · 08-10-2009 9:40am

burner2009 wrote: »

look 2 b honest ya really think i care that i cant spell

Also from the AH charter

Posting in "rtrd"
- Using txtspk n ur psts is cnsdrd been rlly stpd cuz u hv qwert kbd n ur pc so xpct 2 b wrnd. Please don't do this, this is not a bannable offence but repeat offenders might be "asked" to take a break from posting.

Cheesiest line you've come out with?

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