Cheesiest line you've come out with?

laugh · 08-10-2009 12:05AM

You remind me of <Kiera Knightly / other woman>.

Works so well I should add abrakedabra on the end.

loalae · 08-10-2009 12:09AM

A guy once said to my friend "It's ok that you're kind of big, fat people are like normal people just bigger."

Man_bear_pig · 08-10-2009 12:12AM

wanna come back to mine for some sex and pizza?

what? you don't like pizza?

AnonoBoy · 08-10-2009 12:14AM

laugh wrote: »

Works so well I should add abrakedabra on the end.

Why? Do the women feel like having a taco fries after you say it?

Johnny86 · 08-10-2009 12:18AM

you do like cheese?
because im an easy single!! (surely nothing cheesier!)

Jordonvito · 08-10-2009 01:34AM

i hi fived a girl, then asked her could i have her fanny, whiskey was also to blame!

Mr.David · 08-10-2009 07:45AM

Are ya taking abuse?

:P

burner2009 · 08-10-2009 09:18AM

i win by far out one night totaly stone n i goes 2 diz girl is ur dad a hunter cuz he sure caught a fox

Wazdakka · 08-10-2009 09:32AM

" Ok calm down, Lets not make this rape a murder "

at the time it sounded cheesy

Lothaar · 08-10-2009 09:33AM

A friend of mine recently said to some girls in Mickey D's on Grafton St: "Careful now. I'm bathed in the devil's menstrual blood."

He had been reading the biography of some UFC dude.

TheZohanS · 08-10-2009 09:35AM

burner2009 wrote: »

i win by far out one night totaly stone n i goes 2 diz girl is ur dad a hunter cuz he sure caught a fox

A dizzy girls dad is the cousin of a hunter?

Loopy · 08-10-2009 09:48AM

A guy once said to me in a club.. 'Is there a mirror in your underwear?' I said, no why.. He said, 'cos I can see myself in them later'...

Another fella said to me one night..

Do you want to go halves on a bastard...?

Rylan · 08-10-2009 09:54AM

"If your right leg was Christmas, and your left leg was Easter............ Could I cum up between the holidays".:D

Rylan · 08-10-2009 09:56AM

I was in a nightclub the last night and this absolute stunner caught my eye. I said to her........."let go of my eye". :P

mathie · 08-10-2009 09:56AM

burner2009 wrote: »

i win by far out one night totaly stone n i goes 2 diz girl is ur dad a hunter cuz he sure caught a fox

No you lose because you can't spell.

mathie · 08-10-2009 09:58AM

Rylan wrote: »

I was in a nightclub the last night and this absolute stunner caught my eye. I said to her........."let go of my eye". :P

WTF Tommy Cooper?
I thought you were dead?

burner2009 · 08-10-2009 10:24AM

look 2 b honest ya really think i care that i cant spell

Loopy · 08-10-2009 10:36AM

burner2009 wrote: »

look 2 b honest ya really think i care that i cant spell

Its de txt spk tht wrcks ppls hds

Jumpy · 08-10-2009 10:39AM

burner2009 wrote: »

look 2 b honest ya really think i care that i cant spell

I see a bright and happy future for you here.

Jumpy · 08-10-2009 10:40AM

burner2009 wrote: »

look 2 b honest ya really think i care that i cant spell

Also from the AH charter

Posting in "rtrd"
- Using txtspk n ur psts is cnsdrd been rlly stpd cuz u hv qwert kbd n ur pc so xpct 2 b wrnd. Please don't do this, this is not a bannable offence but repeat offenders might be "asked" to take a break from posting.

LouOB · 08-10-2009 01:09PM

I once shook a guys hand asked his name and said 'your coming with me''
We are now engaged 7+ years later

Score

fikay · 08-10-2009 01:27PM

Smcgie wrote: »

"You Remind me of a round bale... Id love to stick me pronge in ya"

One for the Culshies

Wud ya ate a bale a hey?
Oh how revolting you awful man.
Jayses yer the only heffer I've evre seaan da woulnhent ate a bala hey

Hup

RandolphEsq · 08-10-2009 01:43PM

"I'm kind of a big deal"

/cringe

General Zod · 08-10-2009 01:44PM

burner2009 wrote: »

look 2 b honest ya really think i care that i cant spell

You should do.

Acid_Violet · 08-10-2009 04:07PM

benwavner wrote: »

You have beautiful eyes........wanna f*ck?

I had the first part of that line used on me when I was in Edinburgh this year but the second part was replaced with 'have you ever crossed the Meadows late at night by yourself?' For those of you not in the know of Edinburgh geography, the Meadows is a place where a lot of rapes occur.

I once just turned to a guy beside me at some party and said 'feel like some non-committal fun?'

mathie · 08-10-2009 04:15PM

Acid_Violet wrote: »

I once just turned to a guy beside me at some party and said 'feel like some non-committal fun?'

And what did your brother say?

See what I did there?

g5fd6ow0hseima · 08-10-2009 04:27PM

mathie wrote: »

And what did your brother say?

See what I did there?

ho-ho-ho!!!

Acid_Violet · 08-10-2009 04:27PM

mathie wrote: »

And what did your brother say?

See what I did there?

I don't have any brothers I'm afraid, but your Daddy was crying out for me to spank him hard all night.

LouOB · 08-10-2009 05:07PM

Guy says to my sister last weekend
'am i making you wet'

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

MetalDawg · 12-10-2009 04:21PM

Chick comes up to me in the smoking area and says "youll do".

So I did.

Cheesiest line you've come out with?

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