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Cheesiest line you've come out with?

TheCardHolder

I was having this discussion with my friends today and I was reminded of something I said while at oxegen!

Basically I lying on the grass beside this girl I had met ten minutes previously and started going on about how it was destiny I met her and how we had such a connection. :pac:

I never drank whiskey again! What about the rest of you?

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HalloweenJack

When I ask a foreign girl where she's from and she says "I'm from 'wherever'", I go "Really? I thought everyone from "..." was supposed to be fat and ugly?"

It has worked.

dylano_k

How bout you come round my gaff, and ill cum up yours

spitfireIRL

lick your finger and touch their sleeve
'lets get you out of these wet clothes!'

garyt24

" Is your dad a thief..because i swear he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

rizzee

I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

liah

MetalDawg wrote: »

Chick comes up to me in the smoking area and says "youll do".

So I did.

Why can't life always be that simple?

Babalons

'Do you like Jaffa cakes'....
And I got the shift, she must have been locked!

Windwalker

Once had a guy come up to me on the street after a club and say
'I'm crap in bed but I keep the sheets warm'
Didn't work but I still remember it, very funny...:D

ironictoaster

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

Btw, I'm writing down everyone elses line as I speak.

sky88

i pretented to be gareth gates before thats really cheesy

wolfric

The world is going to end unless we have sex right now

brummytom

sky88 wrote: »

i pretented to be gareth gates before thats really cheesy

That'd be a long chat-up line

sky88

brummytom wrote: »

That'd be a long chat-up line

it was really bad english accent and stutter too

brummytom

sky88 wrote: »

it was really bad english accent and stutter too

You think you do a bad English accent? You should hear mine :pac:

Apparently I do a good Dublin one.. I'm gonna have to capitalise on that one day :cool:

Local-womanizer

"Get your coat,I have a knife!":p

Never used it,dont think I will.

One that worked for me:

"Whats the craic,wanna tackle?"

Insect Overlord

Girl getting out of the back seat of my car says, "Wait, I dropped something!" to which I replied, "Yeah, my jaw". :cool:

It's funny because my girlfriend over-heard it and gave me a high-five for coming out with such a great line

sky88

brummytom wrote: »

You think you do a bad English accent? You should hear mine :pac:

Apparently I do a good Dublin one.. I'm gonna have to capitalise on that one day :cool:

capitalise on it. the gates one worked for me

kaimera

"I run a popular irish internet discussion site, want to cyber?"