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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future tell Deki a story.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Drops 201 ton anvil on Deki

    "Pancake foxes! The roadkill cookers will love this one"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Punts Toasty through wormhole to Care bear Land*
    For every one you kil twelve more will appear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Kills care bears until theres so many that they begins pouring through the wormhole and carebear staring wolfie

    "Feel the love!!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    Drops 201 ton anvil on Deki

    "Pancake foxes! The roadkill cookers will love this one"
    Deki pops up in different location " I just went down a fox hole Toast. Ground around here is riddled with them.
    Deki turns BLOB loose in thread
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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Starts shoveling care bears into the Blob.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    hmm having trouble remembering how they got rid of the blob- froze it? Maybe that was the thing? "better shovel faster Wolf"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    takes over the blob's mind, he now attacks deki, leaves her covered head to toe in smelly slime,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Luckily Deki wards off attack of Blob by covering self in bacon grease, making herself too slick for Blob to stick Tosses Blob pieces at everyone in thread. "I learned how to share in kindergarten"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Uses frozen lake to corral Blob.*
    I has a special place to keep this.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Shivers. "uh oh I think there's a disturbance in the force."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Finishes burying small green corpse.*
    I don't sense anything.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    different force:D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I paid my bribes this month.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    You bribed the FORCE?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Brown bag under the dumpster outside the chicken place right? Oh, that Force, no bastard is so upright and just.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    We don't have a chicken place we've got "Kentucky Fried Tacos"
    Now would y'all lake ah biz- kette wif yore en-chee-lauda Wolf?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    No thanks, already ate.
    *Covers Deki in webbing from wrist mounted web shooters.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    "now see Wolf, I offer you food -you web me. Is this the way to act?" Deki struggles and brings out knife, cuts webbing and pulls sticky stuff off and quickly wraps it aroun Wolfs head cutting off his air supply.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I can hold my breath until it dissolves.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    I better get more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Pushes Deki into wolf, Deki gets stuck to webbing on wolfs head "aw, yoi two are just inseperable"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    content counts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    "Matt, why dont you ever say anything deconstructive?" Inserts matt into particle accelerator, fires into space


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the bang results from collision
    where energy folds into clusters of mater
    that scatter and shatter to still smaller particles


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I hereby rescind the silver bullets rule.
    *Drops gun loaded with silver bullets on ground.*
    In the name of all that is holy, somebody please put me out of my flinking misery.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Misery? No Wolf that's too easy. OUT OF CONTRARINESS -IF YOU WANT TO BE KILLED YOU HAVE TO STAY ALIVE. cuts through webbing and is released from being stuck. "Doesn't mean you can't come close though." Beats Wolf with staff- just wherever she can get a good hit in..."


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Turns Deki's staff to silver with molecular rearranger. Kneels down.*
    Take your best shot.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    no. stop this. get up and fight back.:(
    throws staff aside. Slaps Wolfs face- that usually gets a rise out of people...


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Grabs Deki in a bearhug, starts running.*
    Next stop, Mount Doom. Lava pit, here we come.


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