Awkward Moments....

Midnight_EG · 20-09-2009 2:25am

sneakerfreak wrote: »

cheers dude lol,she used to ask me to sing songs we learnt in school (even when I was like 16+ like lol) so I d sing something like

Trasna na dtonnta, dul siar, dul siar,
Slán leis an uaigneas ‘is slán leis an gcian;
Geal é mo chroí, agus geal í an ghrian,
Geal bheith ag filleadh go hÉirinn!

Chonaic mo dhóthain de Thíortha i gcéin,
Ór agus airgead, saibhreas an tsaoil,
Éiríonn an croí ‘nam le breacadh gach lae
‘S mé druidim le dúthaigh mo mhuintir!

Ar mo thriall siar ó éirigh mo chroí
An aimsir go hálainn is tonnta deas réidh
Stiúradh go díreach go dúthaigh mo chliabh
‘S beidh mé in Éirinn amáireach!

Muintir an Iarthair ‘siad cairde mo chroí,
Fáilte ‘is féile bheidh romham ar gach taobh.
Ar fhágaint an tsaoil seo,‘sé guidhim ar an Rí
Gur leosan a shinsear i gcill mé.

jerkin off thew whole time then when id finish singin shed clap and thats when id cum lol

sometimes id cum in her tea lol

"Jayz the tae's wile salty hey!"

LMAO

the dirty bitch

Stopped being funny a while ago sorry.

sneakerfreak · 20-09-2009 2:25am

eehh...also if no one has copped it..i live under a bridge...

Midnight_EG · 20-09-2009 2:26am

sneakerfreak wrote: »

eehh...also if no one has copped it..i live under a bridge...

Kavo? The bum under the Dodder bridge?

sneakerfreak · 20-09-2009 2:29am

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Kavo? The bum under the Dodder bridge?

thats my husband,get your whore eyes off him!

dr.bollocko · 20-09-2009 2:33am

Daysha wrote: »

I think I speak for everyone when I say you are a sad, weird freak.

I mean, seriously, WTF!?!?

Banned.

Sharpshooter · 20-09-2009 2:42am

Daysha wrote: »

I think I speak for everyone when I say you are a sad, weird freak.

I mean, seriously, WTF!?!?

Don't feed him/it.:pac:

Sharpshooter · 20-09-2009 2:58am

sneakerfreak wrote: »

lol its like normal masturbating but youre turning your hand at the same time as pumping it up and down lol

sneakerfreak wrote: »

then i caught her,ied her to the radiator,went to the kitchen,came into a fyin pan,fried my spunk,put it on a sandwhich and fed it to her,weve been steady friends ever since

sneakerfreak wrote: »

lol my granny was blind,i used to jerk off in front of her lol,best buzz ever lol

Daysha wrote: »

I think I speak for everyone when I say you are a sad, weird freak.

I mean, seriously, WTF!?!?

sneakerfreak wrote: »

eehh...also if no one has copped it..i live under a bridge...

sneakerfreak wrote: »

thats my husband,get your whore eyes off him!

Banned.

QOTSA90 · 20-09-2009 3:01am

Wow, mods.. just wow, hope you guys get paid to do this!

Midnight_EG · 20-09-2009 3:04am

While on the topic of being banned, how do you know if somebody is banned?

On topic, had an awkward moment today.
While driving I came to a set of lights, decided I had space to go through the junction and clear it, however the guy in front of me didnt think so, so he decides he wants to stop short and stay there, leaving me in the center of a junction, couldnt reverse cos of the car behind me, couldnt go left or right cos there was no right and there was people on the left looking to pretty much go through me, I went red and sort of......inched forward :L

Boosh · 20-09-2009 3:26am

A workmate of mines Father had unfortunately passed away and a group of us decided to go to the funeral to pay our respects. I was pretty hungover from the night before so really wasn't with it all morning and tbh was struggling to stay awake.

At one point in the service everyone starts to stand up and move towards the aisle, now being an atheist and raised by atheist parents i'm really not familiar with Church ceremonies so i presume that's the service over so i just go back to trudging along semi conciously with my head down trying not to make eye contact with anyone in my bleary eyed state.

All was going fine til suddenly the person infront stopped and then turned off right and i realised i was in the queue for the Communion. So there i am faced with this lovely old dear who says "The body of Christ" and holds out the cracker. I still to this day don't know why i didn't just take the thing and carry on, instead i said " No thanks, i'm an atheist". We just stared at each other for what felt like way longer than 5 seconds before i sheepishly trundled off back to my seat cursing myself hoping none of my workmates had heard, which they all obv had.

LiNgWiStIkZ · 20-09-2009 3:32am

Saying goodbye to somebody, only to realise they're walking away in the EXACT same direction.

Cringe!

chrissb7 · 20-09-2009 3:34am

watching a sex scene when you and your parents are in the same room.

or when your drunk having a great aul chat with some person you see them the next day and its awkward as a fat girl trying to get in to skinny jeans.

or when your walking and the person coming towards you tries to move to the side and you move the same side as well and you and he/she keep doing this for 5 secs damn that is some awkward stuff right there.............

chrissb7 · 20-09-2009 3:44am

do you ever i don't know just not feel arsed talking to people some days not more its awkward but your kinda like i know your boring and im going to have to do all the talking for this journey so seriously im just gona hide out of sight listen to my music and smile that i didn't have to start off my early horrible morning with the thought of having to keep up a conversation.........................just me,who thinks this?

woodzyx · 21-09-2009 2:26am

Pretty much this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m353UIbP5cU

Lord Nikon · 21-09-2009 3:15am

I was just so dying for a crap in a shopping centre, and i found the toilet ran in locked the door and you know, did my business. Anyway, i realised the door hadnt locked properly, and i was mid-log pushing and couldnt closed the door, so i just pushed it closed and it kept swinging open.

of course someone walked by while i did this, and to say the moment was awkward is an understatement. 5 minutes felt like an eternity i can tell you.

QOTSA90 · 21-09-2009 3:17am

This happened when I was still in school. I was takin a leak, my eyes wandered to a puddle on the ground beside the toilet.. in the puddle was the reflection of the lad in the other stall staring at me.. wtf?! I shook off, zipped up and got the FOOK outta there.

minidazzler · 21-09-2009 3:19am

The most awkward moments are the ones when you sober up and realise you are in no way attracted to the girl who's kaks your hand is currently stuck in.

It's hard to get out of that situation.

F1ngers · 21-09-2009 3:42am

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

Was leaving the house in a rush yesterday morning and while I was locking the door I saw someone coming down the street. I only glanced really and the sun was in my eyes but I thought it was my friend Dave. He said hello so I let out a big cheery "Hi Dave". I think it's obvious at this point that it wasn't Dave and I looked like a spanner.....

It was Rodney

F4Fake · 21-09-2009 5:33am

A couple of weeks ago, I rang up the local takeaway. It's one of those places that do food of many different nationalities (Italian, Chinese, Indian, etc.).
After taking my address the girl asks me:
"What country would you like to order from?"
"Erm.... Ireland?"

Cue 2 minutes straight of her laughing down the phone at me.

seanybiker · 21-09-2009 7:00am

After reading the whole thread Im still busting meself laughing at "string from dogs arse man"

I remember years ago when I was a child the electricity went off. It was pitch black in the room and I just automatically said "ah bollox".
Straight away me mother started giving out to me for cursing.
Me being a brainy child decided to use the darkness to my advantage and sneak back out of room, so I could deny all knowledge of the "ah bollox" scene.
I was almost at the door and thought to myself, "feck seany, your good if I dont mind saying so" done a little he he and got a slap off the mother. The he he was supposed to be in me head.

Worse thing ever is when your in school and get a spontaneous boner for no reason at all. Its as if your nob knows that the teacher is gonna ask you to go upto the board and solve the maths problem. Just sit there and say no. Teacher asks why. Because thats why sir/miss.
I think that is the only time "cos thats why" is an acceptable answer.

pebbles21 · 21-09-2009 8:14am

Family,friends and relatives of my recently deceased grandmother had all met at the funeral home to view her remains and say a final farewell

As we all gathered in the foyer we were ushered into room were her body was laid out surrounded by dozens upon dozens of flowers ,then a funeral director came in and lit the candles on either side of her

There was a complete silence in the room for all of three seconds until my three year old nephew started to sing at the top his voice .......happy birthday to you ....happy birthday to...........!

very awkward moment indeed!

irelandrover · 21-09-2009 9:19am

used to work as a hall porter in a hotel. was called to the room of an old lesbian couple who had called me to complain about quality of the porn they had just bought. told them id refund them th emoney and ran from the room as fast as humanly possible. had a few awkward moments when working in a hotel but that was about the worst

Ann22 · 21-09-2009 12:31pm

ziggy23 wrote: »

When I used to walk my old dog he had this habit of putting his arse up against the railings or wall of a house and having a dump. It was always someone's freshly painted white wall and he took ages to do his business. I remember he was doin it one time and the aul one in the house came out and started laying into me saying clean that up now. I was so embarrassed I just ran:p Another time he was trying to have a dump and there was a string hanging out of his arse that wouldn't budge( I think from the sunday roast!) The poor dog was gettin distressed so I decided to try and stand on the end of the string to try get it out. It was a busy road and there were people everywhere pointing and laughing....I don't know who was more embarrassed me or the dog:o

There's a high likelihood that the 'string' was a worm. My oh spotted one hanging out of his dog's arse once...he got a wee fella from the street to pull it out with a crisp packet:o.

Doc · 21-09-2009 12:58pm

When your saying goodbye to a girl that you dont know well and you both aren't sure of the appropriate type of goodbye to use.

Always happens to me when I have just said goodbye to a close female friend who I have given a kiss on the cheek to. Should you then kiss the other person on the cheek or shake hands or just give a little wave?

Then when you do decide to give a kiss on the cheek she has just decided to shake hands.

az2wp0sye65487 · 21-09-2009 1:04pm

Doc wrote: »

When your saying goodbye to a girl that you dont know well and you both aren't sure of the appropriate type of goodbye to use.

Always happens to me when I have just said goodbye to a close female friend who I have given a kiss on the cheek to. Should you then kiss the other person on the cheek or shake hands or just give a little wave?

Then when you do decide to give a kiss on the cheek she has just decided to shake hands.

Just go for it, tongue and all!

antodeco · 21-09-2009 1:32pm

When you post in PI without signing out of your account first!

Ourlad · 21-09-2009 1:55pm

Getting home from work and trying to open my door with my swipe card instead of my keys.

slipss · 21-09-2009 2:11pm

Was cueing at the counter of a shop a couple of weeks ago with me mate Ger, who has a filthy mouth at the best of times. Saw an absolute stunner standing in front of the window of the shop. Gave Ger the universal nudge and eye flick, so he's standing there watching her for a minute and I decide I'll grab a newspaper aswell. When I step out of the cue Ger without taking his eyes off the girl outside, says "Jesus, if I got into her knickers I'd rape her so hard me cokc would be coming out of her mouth!" A mother with two young girls had stepped into the place just behind Ger that I had stepped out of.

Mr Freeze · 22-09-2009 9:33am

Awkward moment: Watching that annoying school teacher singing on the apprentice last night.

thegen · 22-09-2009 11:29am

Around the time Ali G had become popular the Panini was released. I was queing in a spar shop and was miles away when assistant asked me what I would like to which I replied a Cajun Chicken Punani.

Everyone around laughted but I was non the wiser to why. I asked the assistant what was so funny, shae answered "are you a big fan of Ali G"?

It dawned on me then:rolleyes:

Awkward Moments....

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