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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella says "Hi Goegeous" everytime he looks in the mirror. Only modesty prevents him from changing his name to georgeousirishfella.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    CDfm refuses to get a haircut on the grounds that all barbers are out to get him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    multiumm thinks a bsod is a communication from his avatar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Colrow thinks vision express is an express bus service to a place called vision.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    cdfm once waited in line for u2 tickets for 5 hours

    he later realised that he wasnt first in line but that the line was in the other direction


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    RHunce puts was once told that if he put a pair of socks down his speedos he would look more manly swimming at the local pool. So he does just that and puts them down the back.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    CDfm is a right hard bastard (like in those Guy Ritchie films). He'll 'ave ya!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    James T Kirk is an incurable romantic and his most treaured possession an autographed first edition of Cecilia Aherns book " PS I love you" which he brings with him everywhere. The pages are now stuck together because they are tearstained but he likes to pretend to people its for other "ahem" reasons.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    CDfm's wall is plastered with posters of Harry Potter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Timbuk2 is very pedantic and hates split infinitives. This morning he is to be found in front of the TV watching the original Star Trek series saying over and over "its to go boldly,theyve got it wrong"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭triple-M


    CDfm doesnt smell


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    CDfm wrote: »
    James T Kirk is an incurable romantic and his most treaured possession an autographed first edition of Cecilia Aherns book " PS I love you" which he brings with him everywhere. The pages are now stuck together because they are tearstained but he likes to pretend to people its for other "ahem" reasons.
    You cruel bastard! Damn your wobbly eyes! *sobs*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    triple-M picks his nose and eats it. Being extremely well mannered when in company he offers it around insisthing people try some and goes off in a huff when people decline his gift.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    CDfm has logged off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Is in love......with the man in the mirror!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Wants to make the world a better place by lookin' in the mirror and makin' that CHANGE!.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    Has been through the desert on a horse with no name


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Has baggy PJ's on with my little pony on the ends.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    never wears pyjamas unless it to a pyjama party


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    wears pink fluffy bunny slippers everywhere


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Not so you would notice.

    Likes really runny eggs and haggis.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    wears green wellies when shopping in lidls so everyone thinks she is posh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    Are you stalking me...

    Is going for a drive in their posh car.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    is walking around her sitting room in a very low cut top,teasing her hubby with the way she is dipping her sausage into her running egg!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    is going out for a sunday stroll to the local dogging spot


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,690 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    staker goes paddling in sewage treatment plants


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    nouggatti doers the hula in hawaii


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm gargles with thrush vomit every morning


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow has signed on as a new character for Fair City. He hopes the role will develop in such a way that he can save the lesbians from themselves. In his press release to the Kerryman Newspaper Colrow said " I am Gods gift to women"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm thinks french kissing is slobbering over a froggies middle leg


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