x factor contestant gets erection on stage ! lol

4zn76tysfajdxp · 02-09-2009 1:52am

Kintarō Hattori wrote: »

The poor daughters are going to get an awful hard time in school now.

They'll just have to rise above it.

The Walsho · 02-09-2009 2:00am

He obviously just have a massive knob.

K-Ren · 02-09-2009 2:04am

Going out with a loaded gun, rookie mistake.

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 02-09-2009 3:15am

Does this mean it's ok to publically make smart remarks to women whose nipples are bulging through their tops? Would the camera man zoom in on some camel-toe?
I smell yet another disgusting double standard.

ynotdu · 02-09-2009 3:30am

super_metroid wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeHZUVqaBa0&feature=related

what a guy

metroid: your a BIG BOLLOCKS for posting that!;)

Tar.Aldarion · 02-09-2009 5:38am

Her reaction at 1:20, lmfao! I'd love to make her make that noise

02-09-2009 7:50am

not ta be a wet towel but doesn't he already have this at the start of the video?

i don't think its a simple case of erection tbh

El Siglo · 02-09-2009 7:57am

super_metroid wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeHZUVqaBa0&feature=related

what a guy

Well at least he doesn't have to worry about having this problem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKsQg5jPT20

smoochie06 · 02-09-2009 8:06am

Funny alright but you wouldnt be standing there pushing it out for all to view im with the conspiracy theorists here on this one

antodeco · 02-09-2009 8:19am

Deleted User wrote: »

not ta be a wet towel but doesn't he already have this at the start of the video?

i don't think its a simple case of erection tbh

I agree.

Id love to say something was fishy, but it was probably his knob.

Quazzie · 02-09-2009 8:48am

This is almost certianly a skit done up by the producers to win ratings. There are a minimum of three auditions to pass before you get on that stage, sometimes spanning over three days. Some get through on talent, some get through as a joke and some get through to keep the crowd interested. He got through as he was willing to go along with a ratings prank put to him by the producers.

Some people really will do anything to get on TV.

Dave! · 02-09-2009 8:58am

lol @ Cheryl after 1:20, think she just had the most subdued orgasm ever

ynotdu · 02-09-2009 11:51pm

was it actually broadcast.or was it an out-take that someone editing the X-factor uploaded to youtube?

If they broadcast it,it would really would have been an all time low for x-factor.

as others have said it could have been a medical bag.

it would have been a really cruel thing to him and his daughters if it went out on national TV.

may,be IF it was broadcast it was actors?

the show is obviously rehearsed and scripted and camera Always zoom in on just the right person at right time.

even so it is a real fun show to watch.

if they broadcast that clip though it is a bit sick.

*giggles* · 02-09-2009 11:59pm

It's kinda hard to tell.....I reckon he's stuffed:p

Michellenman · 03-09-2009 12:00am

Yeah it was on the Saturday show.

Edgedinblue · 03-09-2009 12:03am

duuuuuuuuuurty

Mossy Monk · 03-09-2009 12:15am

This man must be on a constant horn. See the beginning of the video when you first see him.

Irishpimpdude · 03-09-2009 12:17am

Mossy Monk wrote: »

This man must be on a constant horn. See the beginning of the video when you first see him.

Maybe cameras make him horny?

k8hm · 03-09-2009 12:25am

Quazzie wrote: »

This is almost certianly a skit done up by the producers to win ratings. There are a minimum of three auditions to pass before you get on that stage, sometimes spanning over three days.

i thought these were the initial auditions? they changed to show a bit this year afaik...

entropi · 03-09-2009 12:29am

As if he wasnt already a loser by going on that sham of a tv show, now he's the bloke who pitched a tent on that show too...the poor bastard

Michellenman · 03-09-2009 12:38am

k8hm wrote: »

i thought these were the initial auditions? they changed to show a bit this year afaik...

No it's always been this way. Have you never noticed how the contestants are always either really good or really crap? They let the shit peeps through for the entertainment factor and the good people through for the sob stories.

Piste · 03-09-2009 12:39am

I felt really sorry for him, the whole audience and the judges mocking him like that. I still laughed though. At the beginning of the video he had a rather large bulge in his pants and I thought he might have had a problem there, like a tumour or something. Seems unlikely to be an erection.

03-09-2009 12:41am

Evan Damp Beige wrote: »

Cheryl Cole seemed to be quite quiet throughout the whole scene. Reticence to participate in such a vulgar skit perhaps?

/conspiracy theorist

She's probably used to big pricks seeming as she is married to Ashley Cole.

starbelgrade · 03-09-2009 12:45am

brummytom wrote: »

Louis Walsh can't be straight can he?!
He was blushing so much

Louis Walsh is about as straight as yr man's cock / sock invention.

Or as straight as Charlie Bird.

Charlie Bird, R-T-E News.

Bent as a sock cock.

randylonghorn · 03-09-2009 12:46am

Deleted User wrote: »

She's probably used to big pricks seeming as she is married to Ashley Cole.

Have you been frequenting the celeb pics section of gay websites again?

03-09-2009 1:08am

randylonghorn wrote: »

Have you been frequenting the celeb pics section of gay websites again?

There was this one picture of him with So..... oops his lawyers wouldn't like that.

ashyle · 03-09-2009 1:13am

brummytom wrote: »

I'm a bit slow.

I thought he just managed them for the money, not because he wanted to ride em

na he's not exactly open about it but its common knowledge i assume!

jd007 · 03-09-2009 1:14am

i love how dermot turns to the daughters and asks them if that is his willy?? Well he's hardly keeping his wallet down there!:rolleyes:

ynotdu · 03-09-2009 1:16am

starbelgrade wrote: »

Louis Walsh is about as straight as yr man's cock / sock invention.

Or as straight as Charlie Bird.

Charlie Bird, R-T-E News.

Bent as a sock cock.

Charlie Bird is gay

might explain why he always shouts through his bolix!:)

ashyle · 03-09-2009 1:16am

Michellenman wrote: »

Yeah it was on the Saturday show.

i think it was on the Xtra Factor on itv2?

The_B_Man · 03-09-2009 3:58am

Its most likely a hernia or something.

Gummy Panda · 03-09-2009 7:17am

Trainwreck tv is trainwreck

pablomakaveli · 03-09-2009 11:23am

Maybe the guy just really likes singing.

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4 · 03-09-2009 11:47am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeGteg74mjw

skip to 4:40, thats what it was

arybvtcw0eolkf · 03-09-2009 11:49am

I heard he got the sack!.

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Kirnsy · 03-09-2009 2:03pm

hopefully he can pull off another big performance...

beans · 03-09-2009 3:31pm

This whole bit is scripted to fúck; the last desperate writhing of a crazed, syphilitic whore who is trying to attract YOU, the customer, into her stinky lair.

X-Factor Studios Nuked From Orbit - now there's a headline

Bill-e · 03-09-2009 4:28pm

He should've rubbed one out in the shower before hand.

His daughters were fap fupping tastic! :P

RHunce · 03-09-2009 4:38pm

at least he stood up, i mean out

RHRN · 03-09-2009 5:06pm

Michellenman wrote: »

No it's always been this way. Have you never noticed how the contestants are always either really good or really crap? .

Well according to my friend who went for the show once, there's pre-auditions (none of the TV judges) where they basically weed out the mediocre/average people, and keep the really goods and really craps for the TV auditions! Entertainment value etc.

Mossy Monk · 03-09-2009 5:56pm

RHRN wrote: »

Well according to my friend who went for the show once, there's pre-auditions (none of the TV judges) where they basically weed out the mediocre/average people, and keep the really goods and really craps for the TV auditions! Entertainment value etc.

Here is what happens, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8209429.stm

TheCardHolder · 05-09-2009 1:10am

Haha the poor guy.

khmk · 05-09-2009 1:23am

Can't a man with massive protuding genitles not just have his audition without it all resulting in smutty remarks anymore?

komodosp · 05-09-2009 7:20pm

A bit of a wooden performance by Steve, he certainly cocked that up...

Seriously... the only question is whether the setup was by him or by the makers of the programme

pikachucheeks · 05-09-2009 7:23pm

Whatever about it being embarrassing for him, it must be even worse for his daughters backstage.

admiralofthefleet · 05-09-2009 7:34pm

if i had daughters like that i would have a right diamond cutter 24/7

Dean820 · 06-09-2009 5:52pm

I can't see any boner.

MagicMarker · 06-09-2009 7:13pm

I can't believe people thought this was real.

If he had a boner do you really he would go on stage and act so nonchalant? No.

Plus he is way to ugly too have fathered those girls.

callaway92 · 06-09-2009 7:18pm

Ugh..That performance boned

rubadub · 06-09-2009 7:22pm

Dean820 wrote: »

I can't see any boner.

Same here, leaves me wondering what sort of deformed genitals people have who think that looks like an erection! It was most likely stuffed or a big SOFT cock & balls.

x factor contestant gets erection on stage ! lol

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