x factor contestant gets erection on stage ! lol

super_metroid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeHZUVqaBa0&feature=related

what a guy

minidazzler

Poor Little fella.

Carroller

Once again....Hilarious, i dont blame him danni and cheryl are HOT!!!

So are his daughters.

brummytom

I live in Staffordshire.

Giving us a great reputation isn't he :P

super_metroid

Carroller wrote: »

Once again....Hilarious, i dont blame him danni and cheryl are HOT!!!

So are his daughters.

so he got an erection cos his daughters are hot ?

brummytom

Louis Walsh can't be straight can he?!
He was blushing so much

pistonsvox

looked like a hat or something in his pocket

Latchy

Jeeze wtf ...That was funny

Otis Driftwood

Ye fcukers are all going to hell when it comes out that he has a colostemy bag or something.

super_metroid

"and he headed home n had sex all day with his daughters"

AlmightyCushion

He made a bit of a balls of it.

It's things like this that make the internet the most awesomemest invention ever.

Diabhal Beag

Cheryl Cole makes me do the same.

Adamcp898

I blame Cheryl

Carroller

super_metroid wrote: »

so he got an erection cos his daughters are hot ?

Just for you ill separate it.

Once again....Hilarious, i dont blame him danni and cheryl are HOT!!! In relation to the stiffy

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So are his daughters. In relation to my manhood

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AnonoBoy

brummytom wrote: »

Louis Walsh can't be straight can he?!

Haaaahaaahaaaahaaaahaaaahaaahaaaahaaaahaaaa!!!!!!

OH DEAR GOD I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!

AAAHHHAAAAHHHAAAHHHHAHAAAAAAAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

Carsinian Thau

nedtheshed wrote: »

Ye fcukers are all going to hell when it comes out that he has a colostemy bag or something.

I think a colostemy bag would be placed higher on his body*. And he'd probably change it before it got big enough to reach that far.

That's not to say that it couldn't be another medical matter, of course.



*= Not a medical professional. Could be totally wrong about this.

Captain Darling

He got a bit of standing ovation?

Carroller

Ding Ding Ding!!!

K4t

He's 50 and he's able to get a hard on in front of a live audience and one of the hottest women in the world.

I don't see any embarrassment in that. In fact I'd be delighted if I were him.

larchielads

that was a right bloody cock up!!!

ejmaztec

It had to be on You Tube, didn't it?

brummytom

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Haaaahaaahaaaahaaaahaaaahaaahaaaahaaaahaaaa!!!!!!

OH DEAR GOD I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!

AAAHHHAAAAHHHAAAHHHHAHAAAAAAAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

Is he openly gay or something?

hullaballoo

brummytom wrote: »

Is he openly gay or something?

He is yeah.

All the boy bands not give it away no?

4zn76tysfajdxp

hullaballoo wrote: »

He is yeah.

All the boy bands not give it away no?

He's like the Brian Epstein of awful, awful music.

bronte

Tee hee.

brummytom

hullaballoo wrote: »

He is yeah.

All the boy bands not give it away no?

I'm a bit slow.

I thought he just managed them for the money, not because he wanted to ride em

IvySlayer

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

He made a bit of a balls of it.

It's things like this that make the internet the most awesomemest invention ever.

He did well to stand up in front of a audience on tv.

Neamhshuntasach

You think he's daughters would have done him a favor and said, oh he's always like that. He's just a big lad.

PCPhoto

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

You think he's daughters would have done him a favor and said, oh he's always like that. He's just a big lad.

and you'd have social services knocking on the door ......



"erm kids .... how do you know the size of your Daddy .....ehem... bits :P"

AlmightyCushion

Neamhshuntasach wrote: »

You think he's daughters would have done him a favor and said, oh he's always like that. He's just a big lad.

I think going on stage with a hard on is a lot less weird than your daughters knowing the size of your junk.

IvySlayer

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I think going on stage with a hard on is a lot less weird than your daughters knowing the size of your junk.

He should've come earlier

netwhizkid

Anybody else here think that this was engineered to try and breathe life into this absolute utter piece of tripe that is the X-Factor? Big Brother got axed and it is about time that TV stations woke up and realised we the viewing public don't like vote in text in sh1t television like this anymore. Seriously anyone who watches anything like this and enjoys it please return to the hospital to be put down as your birth was clearly a mistake.

mink_man

what a cock up! he did well tho, keep it up!

Carroller

netwhizkid wrote: »

Anybody else here think that this was engineered to try and breathe life into this absolute utter piece of tripe that is the X-Factor? Big Brother got axed and it is about time that TV stations woke up and realised we the viewing public don't like vote in text in sh1t television like this anymore. Seriously anyone who watches anything like this and enjoys it please return to the hospital to be put down as your birth was clearly a mistake.

Not Again

Rhyme

mink_man wrote: »

what a cock up! he did well tho, keep it up!

Erection.

alan4cult

netwhizkid wrote: »

Anybody else here think that this was engineered to try and breathe life into this absolute utter piece of tripe that is the X-Factor? Big Brother got axed and it is about time that TV stations woke up and realised we the viewing public don't like vote in text in sh1t television like this anymore. Seriously anyone who watches anything like this and enjoys it please return to the hospital to be put down as your birth was clearly a mistake.

Well what sort of TV do you want?

randylonghorn

"It's my party and I'll bone if I want to, bone if I want to ..." :pac:

brummytom

His penis was erect.





Did I do it properly?

netwhizkid

alan4cult wrote: »

Well what sort of TV do you want?

Anything but this sort of garbage, I swear there has to be a deficiency in people who watch this manure.

randylonghorn

brummytom wrote: »

His penis was erect.


Did I do it properly?

You must have!!

brummytom

netwhizkid wrote: »

Anybody else here think that this was engineered to try and breathe life into this absolute utter piece of tripe that is the X-Factor?

No

Big Brother got axed and it is about time that TV stations woke up and realised we the viewing public don't like vote in text in sh1t television like this anymore.

You speak for the whole 'viewing public'? That must be fun. It's a shame over 8 million people watch it then isn't it

Seriously anyone who watches anything like this and enjoys it please return to the hospital to be put down as your birth was clearly a mistake.

I don't think that's quite how it works

johnnyxpendable

super_metroid wrote: »

so he got an erection cos his daughters are hot ?

lol was going to ask same..

javaboy

netwhizkid wrote: »

Anybody else here think that this was engineered to try and breathe life into this absolute utter piece of tripe that is the X-Factor?

The judges were fairly quick off the mark with their unscripted erection jokes. And the camera zooming in on it just seemed a bit odd. I'd say I'm 50-50 on this being a set up.

4zn76tysfajdxp

javaboy wrote: »

The judges were fairly quick off the mark with their unscripted erection jokes. And the camera zooming in on it just seemed a bit odd. I'd say I'm 50-50 on this being a set up.

Cheryl Cole seemed to be quite quiet throughout the whole scene. Reticence to participate in such a vulgar skit perhaps?


/conspiracy theorist

super_metroid

i bet cheryl was gagging for steve

randylonghorn

javaboy wrote: »

The judges were fairly quick off the mark with their unscripted erection jokes.

Mostly the guys though, and since when are we at a loss for a boner joke?

I'm half inclined to agree with you about the camera though ...

IvySlayer

javaboy wrote: »

The judges were fairly quick off the mark with their unscripted erection jokes. And the camera zooming in on it just seemed a bit odd. I'd say I'm 50-50 on this being a set up.

What kind of person would allow that? No average joe would imo. Surely he'd stop that from going on screen.

Greyfox

netwhizkid wrote: »

Anybody else here think that this was engineered to try and breathe life into this absolute utter piece of tripe that is the X-Factor? Big Brother got axed and it is about time that TV stations woke up and realised we the viewing public don't like vote in text in sh1t television like this anymore. Seriously anyone who watches anything like this and enjoys it please return to the hospital to be put down as your birth was clearly a mistake.

Yawn...if you spent more time talking to people you'd realise with millions of viewers it's still one of the most popular programmes on tv. BB is rubbish, this on the other hand never fails to be very entertaining! Just because you don't like something doesn't mean your free to have a pop at millions of people!

Captain Havoc

He'll be a hard act to follow but I bet he's got stiff competition

JamieK

super_metroid wrote: »

i bet cheryl was gagging for steve

I bet Steve was gagging for his right hand

Kintarō Hattori

The poor daughters are going to get an awful hard time in school now.