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x factor contestant gets erection on stage ! lol

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    #32
    netwhizkid
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    Anybody else here think that this was engineered to try and breathe life into this absolute utter piece of tripe that is the X-Factor? Big Brother got axed and it is about time that TV stations woke up and realised we the viewing public don't like vote in text in sh1t television like this anymore. Seriously anyone who watches anything like this and enjoys it please return to the hospital to be put down as your birth was clearly a mistake.


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    #33
    mink_man
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    what a cock up! he did well tho, keep it up!


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    #34
    Carroller
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    netwhizkid wrote: »
    Anybody else here think that this was engineered to try and breathe life into this absolute utter piece of tripe that is the X-Factor? Big Brother got axed and it is about time that TV stations woke up and realised we the viewing public don't like vote in text in sh1t television like this anymore. Seriously anyone who watches anything like this and enjoys it please return to the hospital to be put down as your birth was clearly a mistake.

    Not Again:confused:


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    #35
    Rhyme
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    mink_man wrote: »
    what a cock up! he did well tho, keep it up!

    Erection.


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    #36
    alan4cult
    Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭alan4cult


    netwhizkid wrote: »
    Anybody else here think that this was engineered to try and breathe life into this absolute utter piece of tripe that is the X-Factor? Big Brother got axed and it is about time that TV stations woke up and realised we the viewing public don't like vote in text in sh1t television like this anymore. Seriously anyone who watches anything like this and enjoys it please return to the hospital to be put down as your birth was clearly a mistake.
    Well what sort of TV do you want?


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    #37
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    "It's my party and I'll bone if I want to, bone if I want to ..." :pac:


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    #38
    brummytom
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    His penis was erect.





    Did I do it properly?


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    #39
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    alan4cult wrote: »
    Well what sort of TV do you want?

    Anything but this sort of garbage, I swear there has to be a deficiency in people who watch this manure.


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    #40
    randylonghorn
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    brummytom wrote: »
    His penis was erect.


    Did I do it properly?
    You must have!! :D


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    #41
    brummytom
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    netwhizkid wrote: »
    Anybody else here think that this was engineered to try and breathe life into this absolute utter piece of tripe that is the X-Factor?
    No
    Big Brother got axed and it is about time that TV stations woke up and realised we the viewing public don't like vote in text in sh1t television like this anymore.
    You speak for the whole 'viewing public'? That must be fun. It's a shame over 8 million people watch it then isn't it
    Seriously anyone who watches anything like this and enjoys it please return to the hospital to be put down as your birth was clearly a mistake.
    I don't think that's quite how it works


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    #42
    johnnyxpendable
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    super_metroid wrote: »
    so he got an erection cos his daughters are hot ?

    lol was going to ask same..


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    #43
    javaboy
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    netwhizkid wrote: »
    Anybody else here think that this was engineered to try and breathe life into this absolute utter piece of tripe that is the X-Factor?

    The judges were fairly quick off the mark with their unscripted erection jokes. And the camera zooming in on it just seemed a bit odd. I'd say I'm 50-50 on this being a set up.


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    #44
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    javaboy wrote: »
    The judges were fairly quick off the mark with their unscripted erection jokes. And the camera zooming in on it just seemed a bit odd. I'd say I'm 50-50 on this being a set up.

    Cheryl Cole seemed to be quite quiet throughout the whole scene. Reticence to participate in such a vulgar skit perhaps?


    /conspiracy theorist


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    #45
    super_metroid
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    i bet cheryl was gagging for steve


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    #46
    randylonghorn
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    javaboy wrote: »
    The judges were fairly quick off the mark with their unscripted erection jokes.
    Mostly the guys though, and since when are we at a loss for a boner joke?

    I'm half inclined to agree with you about the camera though ...


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    #47
    IvySlayer
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    javaboy wrote: »
    The judges were fairly quick off the mark with their unscripted erection jokes. And the camera zooming in on it just seemed a bit odd. I'd say I'm 50-50 on this being a set up.

    What kind of person would allow that? No average joe would imo. Surely he'd stop that from going on screen.


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    #48
    Greyfox
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    netwhizkid wrote: »
    Anybody else here think that this was engineered to try and breathe life into this absolute utter piece of tripe that is the X-Factor? Big Brother got axed and it is about time that TV stations woke up and realised we the viewing public don't like vote in text in sh1t television like this anymore. Seriously anyone who watches anything like this and enjoys it please return to the hospital to be put down as your birth was clearly a mistake.

    Yawn...if you spent more time talking to people you'd realise with millions of viewers it's still one of the most popular programmes on tv. BB is rubbish, this on the other hand never fails to be very entertaining! Just because you don't like something doesn't mean your free to have a pop at millions of people!


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    #49
    Captain Havoc
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    He'll be a hard act to follow but I bet he's got stiff competition :D

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    Walking Tours of Kilkenny in English, French or German.



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    #50
    JamieK
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    super_metroid wrote: »
    i bet cheryl was gagging for steve

    I bet Steve was gagging for his right hand


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    #51
    Kintarō Hattori
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    The poor daughters are going to get an awful hard time in school now.


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    #52
    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    The poor daughters are going to get an awful hard time in school now.

    They'll just have to rise above it.


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    #53
    The Walsho
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    He obviously just have a massive knob.


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    #54
    K-Ren
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    Going out with a loaded gun, rookie mistake.


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    #55
    DonkeyStyle \o/
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    Does this mean it's ok to publically make smart remarks to women whose nipples are bulging through their tops? Would the camera man zoom in on some camel-toe?
    I smell yet another disgusting double standard.


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    #56
    ynotdu
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    super_metroid wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeHZUVqaBa0&feature=related

    what a guy


    metroid: your a BIG BOLLOCKS for posting that!;)


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    #57
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Her reaction at 1:20, lmfao! I'd love to make her make that noise


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    #58
    [Deleted User]
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    not ta be a wet towel but doesn't he already have this at the start of the video?

    i don't think its a simple case of erection tbh


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    #59
    El Siglo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    super_metroid wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeHZUVqaBa0&feature=related

    what a guy

    Well at least he doesn't have to worry about having this problem:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKsQg5jPT20


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    #60
    smoochie06
    Registered Users Posts: 268 ✭✭smoochie06


    Funny alright but you wouldnt be standing there pushing it out for all to view im with the conspiracy theorists here on this one


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    #61
    antodeco
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    not ta be a wet towel but doesn't he already have this at the start of the video?

    i don't think its a simple case of erection tbh

    I agree.

    Id love to say something was fishy, but it was probably his knob.


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