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Confessions

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    #32
    Schism
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Schism


    genericguy wrote: »
    who was it?

    Frank.


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    #33
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "I cannot tell a lie, Officer Oby. I put that letter under that pile of garbage."


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    #34
    rockmongrel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 645 ✭✭✭rockmongrel


    I stole the cookies from the cookie jar.


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    #35
    cathysworld
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭cathysworld


    I lied to someone about something trivial ooh Im a bad person amn't I Father Pete O Phile?!


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    #36
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    cats dont have 9 lives, thats all ur gettin out of me officer!!


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    #37
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,310 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    PhysiologyRocks wrote: »
    Attack the post, not the poster!!!
    Hate back-seat modders, almost as much as people who start threads with no info.


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    #38
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Latchy wrote: »
    Which reminds me I must bring the St Trinians dvd back to the rental shop :pac:

    I know that's a dreadful movie, but I actually enjoyed it :)


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    #39
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I know that's a dreadful movie, but I actually enjoyed it :)
    It was on sky movies the other day but I missed it .The dvd belonged to somebody else and I never got to see it :)

    I will check it out when it's on sky again


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    #40
    Daroxtar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭Daroxtar


    Dear downstairs neighbour who complained about the noise once the telly was above a whisper and who once left my rubbish bag around the corner and reported me for illegal dumping. I pissed on your car door handle every single night and then looked out my window and watched you picking your nose and picking bits of breakfast out of your teeth as you headed off to work. Revenge is sweet, ya horrible prick.

    That ok for you?


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    #41
    pikachucheeks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    Latchy wrote: »
    It was on sky movies the other day but I missed it .The dvd belonged to somebody else and I never got to see it :)

    I will check it out when it's on sky again

    So your confession is that you like rubbish chick flicks then?

    :D


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    #42
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    So your confession is that you like rubbish chick flicks then?

    :D
    Oh no , discovered ......my secrets out :D


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    #43
    smileysurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭smileysurfer


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    So your confession is that you like rubbish chick flicks then?

    :D

    I too must confess that I too enjoy a good/rubbish chick flick from time to time :p


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    #44
    MelonieHead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 336 ✭✭MelonieHead


    I don't know what a "Tracker Mortgage" is. :o


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    #45
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I robbed a Cadbury Twirl from this old cornershop by my school bus stop a few months ago.

    I felt terrible, but I was hungry, skint and hated the bloke in there


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    #46
    Novella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    After my dad got a huge credit card bill, I claimed I had no idea what "i-tunes" was and blamed it on my little brother messing on the internet! He is so bad with all things computer-ishy, he actually said, "Sorry dad, I didn't even know I was buying all those albums!" :rolleyes:

    I gave the kid a fiver afterwards though 'cause guilt sorta got the better of me!


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    #47
    J.Ball
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 142 ✭✭J.Ball


    I once tripped a friend up when we where running away from a bull so he would get him first and i could escape easier.

    He tought he tripped over his own feet. We both got away in the end. I still havent told him the truth :)


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    #48
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    J.Ball wrote: »
    I once tripped a friend up when we where running away from a bull so he would get him first and i could escape easier.

    Heh.. :D

    I love it..
    It's the whole Zombie escape theory..

    You don't have to be the fastest..
    Just don't be the Slowest.. :P

    Kind of bad form tripping a mate tho..


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    #49
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    49 posts and no one has admitted putting the screw in the tuna. C'mon, own up.


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    #50
    soundsham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,848 ✭✭✭soundsham


    i do know who p1ssed on the seat of the squad car.......;)


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    #51
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    You know that global recession, that was me.




    Sorry :(


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    #52
    spoon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 309 ✭✭spoon


    confession: I'm wearing your socks.


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    #53
    DamoDLK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 ✭✭✭DamoDLK


    I'm really rather shallow and pedantic...
    :pac:


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    #54
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Novella wrote: »
    After my dad got a huge credit card bill, I claimed I had no idea what "i-tunes" was and blamed it on my little brother messing on the internet! He is so bad with all things computer-ishy, he actually said, "Sorry dad, I didn't even know I was buying all those albums!" :rolleyes:

    I gave the kid a fiver afterwards though 'cause guilt sorta got the better of me!

    You are a terrible person!!! I put the blame on my little sister, but it's usually her fault anyway!!!

    My Confession: I am avoiding a whole group of friends lest they've heard about what I did with one of their other friends, I wish I hadn't done it. FML.


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    #55
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I killed a man, father.


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    #56
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    stovelid wrote: »
    I killed a man, father.

    Was it just to watch him bleed ?


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    #57
    J.Ball
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 142 ✭✭J.Ball


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Heh.. :D

    I love it..
    It's the whole Zombie escape theory..

    You don't have to be the fastest..
    Just don't be the Slowest.. :P

    Kind of bad form tripping a mate tho..


    It was him or me. There was no time for thinking just action and i acted :D


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    #58
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    I confess that, up until a year ago, I thought that the 'TUC' in 'TUC biscuits' stood for 'Trade Union Cookies. I'm 31 for Godsake!!

    In my defence, I grew up in England, and during the miners strikes in 1984 (remember Arthur Scargill etc), my Dad told me that 'Trade Union Cookies' had been invented for the strikers, and were the only food that the poor miners could afford to eat!! I was only 6 at the time, so I believed every word:(

    I only found out the truth last year, when I asked a friend to get me a packet of Trade Union Cookies from the shop. She nearly wet herself laughing at me.......... Yes, I'm gullible!!


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    #59
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    My chin is only exceptional, not ultimate :(


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    #60
    J.Ball
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 142 ✭✭J.Ball


    rainbowdrop wrote: »
    I confess that, up until a year ago, I thought that the 'TUC' in 'TUC biscuits' stood for 'Trade Union Cookies. I'm 31 for Godsake!!

    In my defence, I grew up in England, and during the miners strikes in 1984 (remember Arthur Scargill etc), my Dad told me that 'Trade Union Cookies' had been invented for the strikers, and were the only food that the poor miners could afford to eat!! I was only 6 at the time, so I believed every word:(

    I only found out the truth last year, when I asked a friend to get me a packet of Trade Union Cookies from the shop. She nearly wet herself laughing at me.......... Yes, I'm gullible!!


    At least the made up story made a bit of sense. You can be forgiven for being gullible.....................But not this time :D


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    #61
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Daroxtar wrote: »
    Dear downstairs neighbour who complained about the noise once the telly was above a whisper and who once left my rubbish bag around the corner and reported me for illegal dumping. I pissed on your car door handle every single night and then looked out my window and watched you picking your nose and picking bits of breakfast out of your teeth as you headed off to work. Revenge is sweet, ya horrible prick.

    That ok for you?

    Glad I'm not your neighbour! :P Good revenge!


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