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Confessions

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    #92
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Aye ... so much so she encouraged me to take it south ...


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    #93
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Result


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    #94
    Mackman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    In the movie "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls", at the end when yer man comes out and says "she's not a virgin!", for years i thought he was talking about the bat.
    I was always confused as to why would Ace be in trouble for the bat not being a virgin :confused:

    then i figured it out (not too long ago) :o


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    #95
    El Siglo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Alright! I admit it, I *am* the Lindbergh baby. Waah! Waah! Googoo. I miss my fly-fly dada!


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    #96
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    I shot the Sheriff..


    But I didn't shoot the Deputy!!


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    #97
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    I shot the Sheriff..


    But I didn't shoot the Deputy!!

    Ballistics says otherwise. You're nicked sunshine.

    Bake him away toys.


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    #98
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    I shot the Sheriff..


    But I didn't shoot the Deputy!!

    Was it self defence?:D


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    #99
    Fink Goddie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Fink Goddie


    I kissed a squirrel and i liked it, taste of his nutty chapstick, it felt so wrong, but it felt so right.


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    #100
    Theta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭Theta


    grouphug.us for all the fecked up confessions you want. Jaysus the stuff people will confess too.


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    #101
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    I'm the one who told Hitler it might be fun to invade Poland.

    Sorry.:(


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    #102
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    irlmarc wrote: »
    grouphug.us for all the fecked up confessions you want. Jaysus the stuff people will confess too.
    209016523
    I took a huge dump in the disabled toilet at work (I’m not disabled), and I unintentionally clogged it up. I ran away laughing my ass off.
    :D


    Still not a patch on
    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/


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    #103
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,048 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    jingx3 wrote: »
    My wife had breast cancer and she went for, what I thought, a removal of said cancer. However, when she came back and showed me the result the doctor had COMPLETELY REMOVED HER LEFT TIT. She asked me what I thought and my first response was: "It's horrible!" She cried and got angry. :(
    And now she's got two right tits.

    I have difficulty resisting obvious setups for a punchline :o


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