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    #62
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    J.Ball wrote: »
    At least the made up story made a bit of sense. You can be forgiven for being gullible.....................But not this time :D


    I hate to admit this, but I'm telling the truth....... I really am that thick:(


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    #63
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    I still have feelings for a friend of mine. I just pretend I don't for the sake of an easy life.

    It's partially successful. As in, things could be so much worse.


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    #64
    rannerap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    Stee wrote: »
    49 posts and no one has admitted putting the screw in the tuna. C'mon, own up.

    sorry im late!i got here as fast as i could!okay okay okay,I PUT THE SCREW IN THE TUNA!


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    #65
    vangoz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,009 ✭✭✭vangoz


    I let loose a steamy turd in the bottom draw of a chest of draws in a liverpool hotel.... the said furniture was in the corridor


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    #66
    Banter Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 384 ✭✭Banter Joe


    I thought bass (as in guitar) was pronounced the same way as bass (the beer) until I was about sixteen.

    I got mocked quite a bit over that one :o


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    #67
    Epic Tissue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    I put the screw in the tuna :o


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    #68
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    i once masturbated on a girlfriends head when she was asleep on the couch drunk.










    ...im not sure whos girlfriend it was


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    #69
    Epic Tissue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue


    Stee wrote: »
    49 posts and no one has admitted putting the screw in the tuna. C'mon, own up.

    How did I miss this :confused:


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    #70
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Can i go un-registered first???


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    #71
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Blew the load into the gf's knickers and waited till she put them on:o


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    #72
    D.Q
    Registered Users Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭D.Q


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Blew the load into the gf's knickers and waited till she put them on:o


    and from now on that particular act will be known as a "flutterin Bantam"


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    #73
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    cough...

    Two capitals horse


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    #74
    D.Q
    Registered Users Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭D.Q


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    cough...

    Two capitals horse

    eww... whats that!?:p


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    #75
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Two capitals horse
    DieselQueen wrote: »
    eww... whats that!?

    At a guess:
    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Blew the load into the gf's knickers and waited till she put them on


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    #76
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    ...I'm not a herb.


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    #77
    In All Fairness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭In All Fairness


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I know who flooded the bathrooms in Boarding School.

    It was me. I didn't own up at the time because I forgot I did it!

    :o

    We've had just about enough of your Rohypnol based excuses young lady.:mad::pac:


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    #78
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Carsinian Thau wrote: »
    At a guess:

    No, he was saying that there are two capital letters in FlutterinBantam.


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    #79
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Javion Moldy Locket wrote: »
    No, he was saying that there are two capital letters in FlutterinBantam.

    Oh, ok.


    I still prefer my title for his deed though. :D (or his title, but not for what he had done.*)


    *=Is it just me or is the English language far too complicated for use sometimes?


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    #80
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    pikachucheeks wrote: »
    I know who flooded the bathrooms in Boarding School.

    It was me. I didn't own up at the time because I forgot I did it!

    :o

    Boarding school, don't you know..
    Very laa dee da :pac:


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    #81
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    stole a towel from a bnb by accident

    was packing and chatting on the phone at the same time and just throwing the stuff on the bed into my bag:(


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    #82
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    I ate all the snowballs i bought today in lidl in one sitting and have hid the empty box in the wheelie bin.


    #Fat fcuker#


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    #83
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    I ate all the snowballs i bought today in lidl in one sitting and have hid the empty box in the wheelie bin.


    #Fat fcuker#

    ive done that- except replace snowballs with yorkshire puddings

    they are yummers


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    #84
    martyboy48
    Registered Users Posts: 2,140 ✭✭✭martyboy48


    I sniff my own farts..... Perfume..


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    #85
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Twas me.


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    #86
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I kissed girl and i liked it!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    #87
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    super-rush wrote: »
    I kissed girl and i liked it!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
    So?!

    I've done that many times.


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    #88
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,212 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    I'm the one who dropped a duke in the urinal.


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    #89
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    I signed my ex up to receive embarrassing freebies like incontinence pants and panty liners.
    I sprayed an entire can of fart spray in my brothers room only it didn't smell like farts , it smelt like a dead rat. Made his room uninhabitable for days.
    I also put the screewwww in the tuuuunnnaaa.


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    #90
    congo_90
    Registered Users Posts: 2,339 ✭✭✭congo_90


    I googled google!

    sorry to any gmail users who couldn't log on but i don't like you anyway


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    #91
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    So?!

    I've done that many times.

    Did she?


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