Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

staker · 30-08-2009 02:32AM

MH once went to Holland to raise the whole shebang, it all ended in the ditch

*giggles* · 30-08-2009 02:36AM

staker has a brick for a pet

Deki · 30-08-2009 02:37AM

giggles has had the hiccups since birth and can only get one or two words out at a time

MultiUmm · 30-08-2009 02:37AM

*giggles* has a pet for a brick

Amalgam · 30-08-2009 02:38AM

MultiUmm switches the lights off and crosses fingers before passing wind.

*giggles* · 30-08-2009 02:38AM

Amalgam fancies Otto from The Simpsons

MultiUmm · 30-08-2009 02:39AM

Amalgam shaves his eyebrows off and pretends to be an evil scientist

staker · 30-08-2009 02:39AM

Amalgamate fantasises about space-shuttle cast offs

*giggles* · 30-08-2009 02:40AM

MultiUmm thinks a sticky situation involves honey

Bringthethunder · 30-08-2009 02:41AM

Amalgam dances around in front of the mirror to Whigfield's "Saturday night" every friday night after a few west coast cooler rose's.....

Amalgam · 30-08-2009 02:41AM

MultiUmm wrote: »

Amalgam shaves his eyebrows off and pretends to be an evil scientist

Sadly true, I went to a Turkish barber and the fecker trimmed my eyebrows without asking! :eek:

*giggles* · 30-08-2009 02:43AM

Amalgam then asked his barber for some quality hashish. He's been barred ever since

MultiUmm · 30-08-2009 02:46AM

Amalgam wrote: »

Sadly true, I went to a Turkish barber and the fecker trimmed my eyebrows without asking! :eek:

I went to a Turkish barber once. He lit a match syle thing and put it in my ear, burning all the hairs I never knew I had.

*giggles* · 30-08-2009 02:48AM

MultiUmm poses as a trainee Turkish barber

MultiUmm · 30-08-2009 02:54AM

*giggles* is a turkish barber

*giggles* · 30-08-2009 02:56AM

MultiUmm refers to any male colleague as "Fr. *place name here*"

MultiUmm · 30-08-2009 02:58AM

*giggles* has a sore ankle

Irish_polizei · 30-08-2009 03:00AM

Multi Umm has personal relationships wit animals....

FridaysWell · 30-08-2009 03:04AM

Irish polizei is Tommy Bowes next door neighbour

Amalgam · 30-08-2009 03:08AM

FridaysWell uses Weetabix as table mats.

staker · 30-08-2009 03:10AM

FW didn't just call a "pig" a horse

FridaysWell · 30-08-2009 03:11AM

Amalgam and Staker are the two local guards that walk around on patrol playing I spy

Deki · 30-08-2009 04:49AM

FridaysWell is actually a shadowman and slips from here to there in the dark

staker · 30-08-2009 04:55AM

Deki has a magic ring plant in her garden that reproduces 9' vinyls

Amalgam · 30-08-2009 04:59AM

staker feeds magic mushrooms to the birdszzzzzMmoiooorrrrooooaaarrggggggggggossssss-chirp.

Deki · 30-08-2009 05:40AM

Amalgam sold him the magic mushrooms cause he needed the money to post bail for his granny.

Gazza22 · 30-08-2009 06:02AM

Likes small Deki's

Deki · 30-08-2009 06:06AM

( it's DEE KEY rhymes with sneaky

)
Gazza is gaga for gaga

colrow · 30-08-2009 07:14AM

Hi Deki I've been pronouncing it Decky lol

Deki is the world champion worm rustler

Matt Holck · 30-08-2009 08:19AM

we have a bus tube marked "deli" I wash everyday
I always think of Deki

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