Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

CDfm

Matt Holck wants to cover Deki in Deli food

colrow

cdfm doesn't shave her legs or armpits

Amalgam

colrow uses a slice of carrot instead of a euro, to get a shopping trolley at Tesco's.

CDfm

Amalgam wears his underwear over his trousers and calls himself Amalgam Man

Amalgam

CDfm high fives a priest before receiving Communion.

colrow

Amalgam lurks on here to get good stuff to tell the priest in confession

Amalgam

colrow wrote: »

Amalgam lurks on here to get good stuff to tell the priest in confession

colrow never disappoints.

CDfm

Amalgam was disappointed when colrow paid him back the money he borrowed in carrot slices.

Amalgam

CDfm accepts unrolled leaks as twenty euro notes.

colrow

CDfm stands for

Completley Docile Female Mouse

Amalgam

colrow drops mice down the back of old pensioners.

colrow

amalgam is a wicked little girl and santa won't come to visit her this year

CDfm

colrow drops of his Santa suit to the dry cleaners

Deki

CDfm eats the middles out of all the oreos first

Amalgam

Deki uses Twinkies to remove make up.

CDfm

Amalgam eats Natural Confectionary Jelly Snakes and gives them all names and eats them in alphabetical order

freyners

cdfm once was arrested for tryin to hijack a 3 yr olds bicycle

CDfm

freyners hangs around busstops putting VEET on little kids heads making them go bald

freyners

CDFM was involved in the cash for honours scandal in the uk
in all future posts we must refer to him as sir cdfm due to the 2million bung

staker

cdfm wanders around early mornings looking at the sky with his index finger shoved up his nose

CDfm

freyners is revered as a fertility God by a tribe in the Amazon Forest who experienced a huge surge in the birth rate after he discovered them

CDfm

staker has patented a recipe for synthetic snot which is so realistic kids eat it in preference to dairylea

freyners

CDfm wrote: »

freyners is revered as a fertility God by a tribe in the Amazon Forest who experienced a huge surge in the birth rate after he discovered them

hmm appealing:D
sir cdfm had an unfortunate accident when he was younger
the exact injury is unknown, but his friends now say "that took a lot of ball" to all his couragous acts

tbaymusicman

freyners wrote: »

hmm appealing:D
sir cdfm had an unfortunate accident when he was younger
the exact injury is unknown, but his friends now say "that took a lot of ball" to all his couragous acts

Freyners once sold his fathers car for money to buy premier league stickers

freyners

tbaymusicman has a unfortunate addiction to balamory

CDfm

freyners is the voice of bosco unfortunately he needs a puupeteers hand to get the voice right

freyners

cdfm is the real milky bar kid

CDfm

freyners is the new body double lunchbox for David Beckams underwear adds but he can't tell anybody

CDfm

tbaymusicman wrote: »

Freyners once sold his fathers car for money to buy premier league stickers

A classic tbay.

Amalgam

CDfm has dreams where he's a young Transformer and Megan Fox is polishing his hand brake.