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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt Holck wants to cover Deki in Deli food


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    cdfm doesn't shave her legs or armpits


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    colrow uses a slice of carrot instead of a euro, to get a shopping trolley at Tesco's.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam wears his underwear over his trousers and calls himself Amalgam Man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    CDfm high fives a priest before receiving Communion.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Amalgam lurks on here to get good stuff to tell the priest in confession


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    colrow wrote: »
    Amalgam lurks on here to get good stuff to tell the priest in confession

    colrow never disappoints.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam was disappointed when colrow paid him back the money he borrowed in carrot slices.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    CDfm accepts unrolled leaks as twenty euro notes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    CDfm stands for

    Completley Docile Female Mouse


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    colrow drops mice down the back of old pensioners.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    amalgam is a wicked little girl and santa won't come to visit her this year


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow drops of his Santa suit to the dry cleaners


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    CDfm eats the middles out of all the oreos first


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Deki uses Twinkies to remove make up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam eats Natural Confectionary Jelly Snakes and gives them all names and eats them in alphabetical order


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,298 ✭✭✭freyners


    cdfm once was arrested for tryin to hijack a 3 yr olds bicycle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    freyners hangs around busstops putting VEET on little kids heads making them go bald


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,298 ✭✭✭freyners


    CDFM was involved in the cash for honours scandal in the uk
    in all future posts we must refer to him as sir cdfm due to the 2million bung


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    cdfm wanders around early mornings looking at the sky with his index finger shoved up his nose


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    freyners is revered as a fertility God by a tribe in the Amazon Forest who experienced a huge surge in the birth rate after he discovered them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker has patented a recipe for synthetic snot which is so realistic kids eat it in preference to dairylea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,298 ✭✭✭freyners


    CDfm wrote: »
    freyners is revered as a fertility God by a tribe in the Amazon Forest who experienced a huge surge in the birth rate after he discovered them
    hmm appealing:D
    sir cdfm had an unfortunate accident when he was younger
    the exact injury is unknown, but his friends now say "that took a lot of ball" to all his couragous acts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭tbaymusicman


    freyners wrote: »
    hmm appealing:D
    sir cdfm had an unfortunate accident when he was younger
    the exact injury is unknown, but his friends now say "that took a lot of ball" to all his couragous acts

    Freyners once sold his fathers car for money to buy premier league stickers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,298 ✭✭✭freyners


    tbaymusicman has a unfortunate addiction to balamory


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    freyners is the voice of bosco unfortunately he needs a puupeteers hand to get the voice right


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,298 ✭✭✭freyners


    cdfm is the real milky bar kid


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    freyners is the new body double lunchbox for David Beckams underwear adds but he can't tell anybody


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Freyners once sold his fathers car for money to buy premier league stickers

    A classic tbay.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    CDfm has dreams where he's a young Transformer and Megan Fox is polishing his hand brake.


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