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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Him...!

    Amalgam has recently emerged from his/her cocoon!!! He/She was a caterpillar before hand...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Jackobyte lies in the garden and lets snails nibble\cut his hair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    Amalgam lives in a cuckoo's nest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    thomond2006 has no other home


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    Matt Holck claims he invented the question mark


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    banshee bones thinks his username is scary


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    CDFM is gender confused


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    banshee bones believes WWE Wrestling is real and wears a Hulk Hogan pyjamas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    CDfm is wannabee model failing miserably!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    banshee bones was a sucessful baby model for Mothercare and Cow and Gate baby food and has grown bitter because his model career ended at the age of three after a dressing room incident with a "tickle me Elmo"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    CDfm is part of a kid's birthday party entertainment group... he wears his large Elmo suit (which he also wears to the parties) when "snuggling" with his/her partner...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Jackobyte believes that Michael Jackson met his death IRL on Celebrity DEath Match on MTV


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    CDfm seems to be addicted to wrestling!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Not a Lie^^^

    Banshee_Bones once was going to star in Celebrity Deathmatch but the show was pulled after he/she bit off paris hilton's head...!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    jackobite takes her false teeth out before giving a blow job


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    colrow offers to repair jackobytes dentures


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20 ECO_WARRIOR


    CDfm's user name is CDfm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    ECO WARRIOR is a pacifist


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    CDfm posts here to learn english subject matter is not important


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt Holck is a serial campaigner for consumer rights and regularily contests product claims made in advertising and currently is researching claims made by condom manufacturers.Due to the complex nature of these tests he needs a steady supply of volunteers who want to contribute to this important work.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    cdfm hates predictive text


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker takes his name from a brand of beer his parents imbibed at a church picnic which has always pleased him because if it was during lent he could have been called Fanta


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    Staker forgot to put 'l' before the k when making their username


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Namlub sells Icebergers with turf for the biscuit part.

    iceberger632x212.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Amalgam gets joy from harassing me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Mammary Gland found a new teat to show off


    MH is not drunk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    staker knows better


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Matt was upset with dogs fouling his local park so he laid a minefield and is giving out puppy scoopers and plastic bags to any dog owners who wants one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    CDfm want's Cerberus's remains


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    Matt Holck has a secret fantasy of marrying cher


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