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  • #1592
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Namlub once incubated an egg by sitting on it but got bored and cracked it open only to discover that it was a chocolate easter egg.


  • #1593
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    MultiUmm is scared of babies and thinks something is really scary if told it is as easy as taking candy from a baby.


  • #1594
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    CDfm is my kenyan next door neighbour


  • #1595
    freyners
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,298 ✭✭✭freyners


    multiumm thought he ahd an iq of 160, but it was discovered he marked his age as between 8-12, not 65+,
    on the recount he got 5


  • #1596
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    freyners is an EMO


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  • #1597
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    CDfm collects Brendan O'Carroll DVD's.


  • #1598
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam has a spotty bum


  • #1599
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    [something happens] CDfm: Oh Yeah baby.. that's Dublin RIGHT THERE for ya!!1 [double hand single finger pistol point]


  • #1600
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam buys concealer and applies it before his pole dance


  • #1601
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    CDfm keeps trying to tuck five euro notes into my y fronts.


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  • #1602
    Namlub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    Amalgam likes the feel of ladies underwear against his skin


  • #1603
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Namlub likes to steal Amalgams underwear from the washing line


  • #1604
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    CDfm has a collection of both Namlubs and Amalgams stolen underwear.


  • #1605
    Chanandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 514 ✭✭✭Chanandler Bong


    CDfm has an unhealthy dependance on this thread


  • #1606
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Chandandler Bong has an unhealthy relationship with his cat.


  • #1607
    thomond2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    CDfm sells porn to horny old men.


  • #1608
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    thomond2006 is CDfms best seller


  • #1609
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    has, Came Down From Mars!!!


  • #1610
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    has no taste in music but licks cds


  • #1611
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    stayed up all night puttin his CD in alphabetical order.....is now happy!!!


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  • #1612
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Has everything in order


  • #1613
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    loves to order a firey mexican all ya can eat meal for four, heats it up all weekend as dinner!!!


  • #1614
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    has firey mexican hid in the closet, sometimes uses him for a heater


  • #1615
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Joes girl's mexican used to be deki's but ran away shouting, "undalay, undalay, ribba, ribba...!"


  • #1616
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Jackobyte gets bawdy watching The Waltons.



  • #1617
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Amalgam wrote: »
    Jackobyte gets bawdy watching The Waltons.

    :D rofl

    Amalgam has the hots for Jessie of Team Rocket in Pokemon


  • #1618
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    CDfm has the hots for James of Team Rocket in Pokemon.
    ROFL!!!:D


  • #1619
    freyners
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,298 ✭✭✭freyners


    jackobyte wanted to be a ballarina when he was younger, now he just an erotic dancer


  • #1620
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Freyners wanted to be an erotic dancer when he was younger, now he just a ballerina

    In irish college for fancy dress nite I dressed as a guard with a baton and police hat and everyone thought I was dressed as a male stripper... so maybe not so untrue...;)


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  • #1621
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Jackobyte talks to the trees (but they don't listen to him\her..)


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