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  • #1652
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    MH once went to Holland to raise the whole shebang, it all ended in the ditch


  • #1653
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    staker has a brick for a pet


  • #1654
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    giggles has had the hiccups since birth and can only get one or two words out at a time


  • #1655
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    *giggles* has a pet for a brick


  • #1656
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    MultiUmm switches the lights off and crosses fingers before passing wind.


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  • #1657
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Amalgam fancies Otto from The Simpsons


  • #1658
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    Amalgam shaves his eyebrows off and pretends to be an evil scientist


  • #1659
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Amalgamate fantasises about space-shuttle cast offs


  • #1660
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    MultiUmm thinks a sticky situation involves honey


  • #1661
    Bringthethunder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭Bringthethunder


    Amalgam dances around in front of the mirror to Whigfield's "Saturday night" every friday night after a few west coast cooler rose's.....


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  • #1662
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    MultiUmm wrote: »
    Amalgam shaves his eyebrows off and pretends to be an evil scientist

    Sadly true, I went to a Turkish barber and the fecker trimmed my eyebrows without asking! :eek:


  • #1663
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    Amalgam then asked his barber for some quality hashish. He's been barred ever since


  • #1664
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    Amalgam wrote: »
    Sadly true, I went to a Turkish barber and the fecker trimmed my eyebrows without asking! :eek:

    :D

    I went to a Turkish barber once. He lit a match syle thing and put it in my ear, burning all the hairs I never knew I had.


  • #1665
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    MultiUmm poses as a trainee Turkish barber


  • #1666
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    *giggles* is a turkish barber


  • #1667
    *giggles*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 930 ✭✭✭*giggles*


    MultiUmm refers to any male colleague as "Fr. *place name here*"


  • #1668
    MultiUmm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MultiUmm


    *giggles* has a sore ankle


  • #1669
    Irish_polizei
    Closed Accounts Posts: 805 ✭✭✭Irish_polizei


    Multi Umm has personal relationships wit animals....


  • #1670
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    Irish polizei is Tommy Bowes next door neighbour


  • #1671
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    FridaysWell uses Weetabix as table mats.


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  • #1672
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    FW didn't just call a "pig" a horse


  • #1673
    FridaysWell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭FridaysWell


    Amalgam and Staker are the two local guards that walk around on patrol playing I spy


  • #1674
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    FridaysWell is actually a shadowman and slips from here to there in the dark


  • #1675
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Deki has a magic ring plant in her garden that reproduces 9' vinyls


  • #1676
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    staker feeds magic mushrooms to the birdszzzzzMmoiooorrrrooooaaarrggggggggggossssss-chirp.


  • #1677
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Amalgam sold him the magic mushrooms cause he needed the money to post bail for his granny.


  • #1678
    Gazza22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Gazza22


    Likes small Deki's


  • #1679
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ( it's DEE KEY rhymes with sneaky :()
    Gazza is gaga for gaga


  • #1680
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Hi Deki I've been pronouncing it Decky lol

    Deki is the world champion worm rustler


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  • #1681
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    we have a bus tube marked "deli" I wash everyday
    I always think of Deki


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