talk to a complete stranger!!!!

Scrambled egg · 23-08-2009 2:49pm

Some shíthead from Kilkenny got me good.

Stranger: Knock knock

You : Whos there?

Stranger : Disco

You : Disco who?

Stranger : Disconnected

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

SV · 23-08-2009 5:47pm

ADTR wrote: »

Omegle is lame.

and you post in a thread of people who use it to say that?
Now that's lame.

Harpie · 23-08-2009 6:43pm

You: um bongo
Stranger: hey ya
You: hey ya!
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: m
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Kansas
Stranger: pretty far away from where i come from
Stranger: im from poland
You: Oh wow
You: very far
You: I'm a singer

Stranger: yeah
You: what do you do?
Stranger: im in advertising business
Stranger: singer!
Stranger: is it possible i know u?

You: you could advertise me hahaha
You: You might! I'm pretty well know in America and on the internet
You: Would you like to see my myspace?
Stranger: yeah, sure
Stranger: send me link please

You: http://www.myspace.com/tinaecmusic
You:

You: i hope u like my songs
You: and maybe become fan?
Stranger: i\'ll see it right away!
You: thank you!
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Harpie · 23-08-2009 6:44pm

Stranger: iam going to kill myself
Stranger: )':
Stranger: **** my LIFE
You: Oh noes!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ChumpStain · 23-08-2009 10:46pm

You: ahoy ahoy

Stranger: have you ever seen a narwhale?

You: yes, several times

Stranger: what in person

Stranger:

You: yeah just last week in fact

Stranger: WHY MUST YOU TURN THIS PLACE INTO A HOUSE OF LIES

You: i'm not a liar, but there's no way i can prove myself so unfortunately I can't change your opinion!

You: Do you think this website flies in the face of everything your parents taught you?

Stranger: My parents never taught me not to talk to strangers. Did yours tell you not to

You: yeah but ironically they had kidnapped me at the age of 4 from my natural parents, they said it was the best way to teach me not to talk to strangers

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Seaneh · 24-08-2009 5:56am

I've met narwhale man, hes weird...

tbaymusicman · 24-08-2009 8:59am

They always disconnect you if you say your Irish:eek::eek:

mr_november · 24-08-2009 4:23pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: i like ur mom

You: my daddy said im not allowed to talk to strangers...

You: my moms your mom

Stranger: so we are brothers

Stranger: or sisters:)

You: thats disgusting...

Stranger: or both

You: we'll never know...

You have disconnected.

mr_november · 24-08-2009 5:40pm

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: 21/f/uk looking to trade pics with other females.

You: is sex wrong?

Stranger: never

You: my mammy says it is

You: i will trade pics

Stranger: what is your name?

Stranger: hornyanna123@live.co.uk

You: madeline

Stranger: that is my email

You: im 12

You: what age are you

You: do you like 12 year olds?

Stranger: oh no

Stranger: sorry

You: im telling mammy

mr_november · 24-08-2009 5:46pm

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: its my birthday

Stranger: horny ??

Stranger: happy b-day

You: have you a present for me?

Stranger: m or f?

Stranger:

You: f

Stranger: age?

You: 12 today

Stranger:

You: what is horny?

Stranger: if u send me a pic of u, i wiil have a big present for you

Stranger: can u send??

You: i think so

You: mammy took a picture of me today so i will send that

Stranger: ok

You: theres a picture of me with my friends on a website

Stranger: ok

You: lemonparty.org

You: my friends mammy set it up for us

Stranger: is it sexy ??

Stranger:

You: maybe you wont like it

You: tell me what you think

You: not sexy

Stranger: omg! u look very ugly

Stranger: U R VERY UGLY

Graham_B18C · 24-08-2009 7:35pm

You: alloha...

Stranger: Kikoo olol

You: wakka wakka...

Stranger: Pedobear is watching you ...
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You: I LOVE pedobear!!!

Boxfresh · 25-08-2009 10:16am

sharky86 wrote: »

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hello are you gay or bi male on MSN with a CAM ?? I m male 17

You have disconnected.

LMAO:D

Red Sleeping Beauty · 27-08-2009 12:35am

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Stranger: 17 m london. asian guy looking for female **** buddy

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Stranger: hey. 25 horny straight male in here. Interested?

Dun laoire · 01-09-2009 10:17pm

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: Word of Advice.
Stranger: ok
You: ASL is boring
Stranger: says who?
You: says the men that invented omegle
Stranger: why is it men huh?!
Stranger: jk...
Stranger: but really
You: cause women are great and dont say stupid things like ASL is boring
Stranger: nice save
You: Phew, i had to think really quick there!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mr.David · 02-09-2009 1:21pm

Scrambled egg wrote: »

Some shíthead from Kilkenny got me good.

Stranger: Knock knock

You : Whos there?

Stranger : Disco

You : Disco who?

Stranger : Disconnected

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You inspired me to try the same thing......

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Knock knock

Stranger: **** off, I'm busy.

You: Knock knock

Stranger: **** OFF, I'M BUSY!

You: Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock

Stranger: Oh, you ****ing cockblocker, I was gonna get laid, now WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT?

You: Knock knock

Stranger: WHO THE **** IS THERE?

You: Disco

Stranger: DISCO ****ING WHO?

You: Disco****in-nected

You have disconnected.

Turd Ferguson · 02-09-2009 8:12pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: word association
You: go
Stranger: my---->cock
You: small
Stranger: tits
You: melons
Stranger: green
You: puke
Stranger: alcohol
You: unwanted pregnancies
Stranger: crying baby
You: erection
You: uh
You: well they give me erections
You: ahhhhhh
You: i better go
You have disconnected.

Agamemnon · 02-09-2009 9:31pm

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: um hi
You: Are you Heather Graham?
Stranger: no?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

All my conversations have been like this. But I'll keep going until I find her.

sumgimp · 03-09-2009 2:02pm

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Stranger: youre gonna get raped

You: wana cyber

You: wana cyber

Stranger: IM A MAN, HEAR ME ROAR

You: wana cyber

You: wana cyber

You: wana cyber

Stranger: youre gonna get raped

You: wana cyber

Stranger: youre gonna get raped

You: wana cyber

Stranger: youre gonna get raped

You: wana cyber

You: wana cyber

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You: 1000 no's and a yes means yes

Stranger: oh does it? good then

You: ur gonna get raped

Stranger: im gonna enjoy it, kid

Stranger: its not gonna be rape

You: good stuff

Stranger: yeah definitely

You: u got ne stds i shud know about

Stranger: no not at all

Stranger: do you?

You: all of em

Stranger: hm, i better use protection then

You: im gona stick my aids infected cock in every hole in ur body

You: and ur gona take it

Stranger: i thought it was me who was gonna rape you

You: boots on the other foot now

Stranger: oh

Stranger: alright then

You: wer wud u like it first?

You: ear?

Stranger: i'll take it in the mouth, thank you very much

You: thats my fetish

Stranger: ear fetish? interesting

You: mind d pus

Stranger: yum, salty

You: it comes out sumtimes

You: green stuf

You: smells rotten

Stranger: a bit sour too

You: tastes gud do

Stranger: i'll learn to like it

You: ul do whateve i tell u

Stranger: alright, im sorry master

You: thats more like it bitch

Stranger: it'll never happen again, master, i promise

You: o it wont coz ur gona be punished bad

Stranger: with what, master?

You: my cock

Stranger: I'd be honoured, master, not punished

You: oh its gona hurt u little ****

Stranger: oh, master, please! no!

You: by d way my names fritzel and ders no safe word

Stranger: josef? is that you?

You: yea...dont ever call me that tho

You: my names master

Stranger: i'm sorry, master

You: ud ****in better be

Stranger: Well, master, what now?

You: time for your punishment....

Stranger: AAAAAAAAHHH!

Stranger: NO, PLEASE, NO!

You: im on my way down to d dungeon now

You: u wont be able to sit down for a week after this

Stranger: oh wow

You: dont speak unless splken to slave

sumgimp · 03-09-2009 2:17pm

Stranger: asl

Stranger: asl

Stranger: u r looking dangerous

Stranger: asl

You: 3 hermafordite ur mamas pussy

Stranger: ur mamas wet pussy

You: wat about it

Stranger: i really wanna lick that

Stranger: hahahaha

You: ul have to wait til im finished

Stranger: r u licking ur mamas pussy

You: yea so

Stranger: wet pussy

Stranger: i want to lick ur mamas pussy

You: im from alabama

Stranger: i m ny

Stranger: i wanna lick ur sisters tiny pussy

You: if it tastes like chicken.... keep on lickin

Stranger: it tasts well

Stranger: where is ur sis

Stranger: i wnna **** her

Stranger: and lick her

Stranger: and hug her

You: shes fingerin my ass rite now

Stranger: hehehehe

Stranger: i wanna lick her back

Stranger: and put my long rod in her tiny pussy

Stranger: send her to me

Stranger: will u

You: hows ur mam bin....havent seen her since i gave her dat abortion wit my cock

Stranger: i wanna get a child from ur sweet

Stranger: sister

Stranger: please send her to me

Stranger: i wanna lick her

You: wel shes pregnant wit my child at d moment so ul hav 2 wait

Stranger: i cant wait any mores

Stranger: send her to me anyway

You: jus keep it in d family 4 d moment

Stranger: at any cost

Stranger: no

Stranger: i will **** u

You: 50bucks

Stranger: and ur family

Stranger: all of ur family

You: deal

Stranger: all mom and dad

Stranger: all of ur sisters

You: dads dead

Stranger: **** u

Stranger: om

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i will **** u

Stranger: **** ur sister

Stranger: u bastard

Stranger: **** u

Stranger: u bloody bastars

You: arnt you afraid u wont be able to get ur tiny cock up do?

Stranger: u bloody bastard

Stranger: its not tiny

You: i mean its pretty small

You: i cant feel anything

Stranger: show me ur sister's naked pic it will get bigges

Stranger: bigger

Stranger: showw meeeeeeee

Stranger: where is ur sister

Stranger: i wanna **** her

You: rite try redtube....i tink ders a vid of me ****in her

Stranger: i will **** hr

Stranger: ask her to suck me big cock as well

Stranger: u bastard

Stranger: u bastsard

citizen_p · 03-09-2009 5:55pm

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Stranger: asl?

You: 20/ yes please/ anywhere you want

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OMFG I HAD A SAVAGE ONE BUT THE GUY DICONNECTE AND I HIT ENTER

Bonavox · 03-09-2009 6:05pm

Mousey- wrote: »

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Stranger: asl?

You: 20/ yes please/ anywhere you want

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Hilarious!

tbaymusicman · 05-09-2009 5:18pm

ITs been taking over by spam:(:(

StormWarrior · 05-09-2009 6:01pm

Once when I was standing at a bus stop in Sweden in the middle of the night, there was a very drunk old tramp sleeping there. He woke up asnd began telling me and my friends all about how he owns luxury apartments all over Europe but he chooses to live on the streets because it's a good way to meet people and make new friends.

mcmc · 06-09-2009 7:22pm

Stranger: hii
You: hello
Stranger: m/f
You: m
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Jax Teller · 06-09-2009 7:42pm

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: what's up?

You: the sky

Stranger: nice

Stranger: answer

You: i know :P

Stranger: you from?

You: planet go **** urself

Stranger: nice

Stranger: how is it

You: ever been der

Stranger: must be loads of sex there

You: its nice ppl r real polite when der not flippin you off

Stranger: great, must go there

You: yeah u shud

Jax Teller · 06-09-2009 7:44pm

Stranger: I love you

You: thanks
You: Is that the love between a man and a woman? Or the love of a man for a cuban cigar?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kradock · 06-09-2009 9:23pm

Stranger: hi there

You: hi

You: where are you

Stranger: fine..thank you

Stranger: waht about you

You: bye

Greyham · 07-09-2009 12:51am

any of the convos ive had on this have been stupider than youtube comments

fitzgooble · 08-09-2009 3:42pm

Stranger: I'M TEH MOON.

You: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: YEAH WAY!

You: your the moon???

Stranger: Yep. I is teh moon.

You: whats the view like up there?

Stranger: bad. I should've gone to specsavers.

Stranger: i couldn't find no glasses big enough for my head.

You: and a monacle would suffice

Stranger:

YEAH!!!!

Stranger: How's life on Earth?

You: ****in miserable, can i come up?

Stranger: yeah. sure. If you really want to leave.

You: well its supposed to be sunny tomorrow, ill wait and see...

11-09-2009 8:07pm

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You: [Omegle is required to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender. This message cannot be viewed by Stranger.]
You: hey, whats up?
Stranger: If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how would you know it was really me?
You: hmmm...
You: it wouldn't be really you if you are the imitation
Stranger: Hey, you're sex offender, right?
You: nope.. why you ask?
Stranger: I see smth that you can't!
You: ya wha?
Stranger: You are a badass!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

because sex offenders are bad ass :cool:

fitzgooble · 11-09-2009 11:14pm

Greentrees wrote: »

Hello!

hi

pinkheels88 · 16-09-2009 2:57pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: so where are u?

Stranger: I am Chinese

You: Irish...

Stranger: I am in China

You have disconnected.

Vain · 16-09-2009 3:09pm

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You: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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Stranger: wow
Stranger: it's cute
You: its a pedo bear lol
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cherryghost · 16-09-2009 4:42pm

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You: miaow

Stranger: ok

You: yes

Stranger: bye

You: miaow

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Sofaspud · 16-09-2009 8:38pm

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Stranger: hi
You: Do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: do you?
You: Not particularly, never been a fan of seafood!
You: except prawns!
Stranger: haha okay
You: and tuna!
Stranger: hah
You: and crawfish!
You: in fact, if it comes in a shell or a can, it's ok with me!
Stranger: haha.. you're just a mad fish-lover
Stranger: xD
You: except sardines
You: and salmon
You: although I did have salmon a few months ago and enjoyed it
You: so maybe I should broaden my horizons a bit!
You: Maybe I'm just closed minded when it comes to sea creatures.
You: What do you think?
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What did I do wrong?

Carsinian Thau · 16-09-2009 9:36pm

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f or m
You: m
You: u?
Stranger: f
Stranger: drom?
Stranger: from?
You: ireland
You: u?
Stranger: greece
You: age?
You: i'm 21
Stranger: 19
You: how are you?
Stranger: good ty
Stranger: u?
You: ok. have a lot of work to get done but i'm too lazy to start.
Stranger: do you wanna see me naked?
You: not particularly (no offence).
Stranger: ok
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BrokenArrows · 16-09-2009 10:52pm

i wasnt getting a response so i went a bit mad.

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You: if i were a tree what would you be!
You: i guess you must be a state of nonexistence
You: i guess ill try and be you
You: Stranger: Well if you were a tree then i would be a bee
You: really interesting answer
You: Stranger: Ya i know, i thought id make a rhyme with your question and make another rhyme in my answer
You: I like you.
You: Stranger: I like you too.
You: Im sorry im not sure this is going to work.
You: Stranger: Why not?
You: I just think its a kind of one sided relationship.
You: Stranger: I guess your right. Ah well it was good while it lasted.
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pablodunlop · 26-09-2009 2:35pm

You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 21 m ireland
Stranger: im 20 f
Stranger: us
Stranger: are u horny
You: not really
You: i'm catholic
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KnifeWRENCH · 26-09-2009 5:58pm

Only managing very short conversations today:

Stranger: I have a black person fetish no joke
You: I'd be a big disappointment to you then
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Stranger: female looking for lesbian fun? thats oky with anything
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......no
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Stranger: I'm eating chocolate
You: I hope you choke on it
Stranger: Thank you
You: You're welcome
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Stranger: im searching for a hot girl with webcam and skype
You: Yeah........good luck with that
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A :rolleyes: would have been ideal for the last one.

Harps · 09-10-2009 11:52pm

Finally found someone from this country this time of night, nothing overly interesting but still

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You: Sup Rotr?

You: or Steve?

Stranger: neither or either

You: shame

Stranger: tis

You: very much so

Stranger: aye

You: Scottish then?

Stranger: irish

You: same

Stranger: tis

You: Donegal..

Stranger: really

Stranger: waterford

You: other end of the country...

Stranger: right down at the hole

You: still, hardly ever get anyone from the country this time of night

Stranger: all out drinking

Stranger: well im drinking in so there ya go

You: yeah..makes more sense. get drunk for a tenner instead of spending that just to get into a place

Stranger: man wit a plan

You: €9 to be exact..6 pack of Bud does the job

Stranger: **** it does

Stranger: well i hav a 39 euro bottle of tequila here sp im happy

You: haha nice one

Stranger: good luck to u boy, keep on living dont let us down, "antimatter" matter that made life

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Groe · 11-10-2009 7:30pm

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You: Boards.ie is God

Stranger: gay f 17

You: gay f 16

Stranger: m/f

You: f

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you

You: good why are you on this ?

Stranger: to find somone like you

You: nice

You: where you from

Stranger: london

You: damn londonian

Stranger: got a girl

You: i thought you were a girl :S

Stranger: iam

You: this is awesommee

Stranger: are you going out with one

You:

unfortunately not, lesbians don't look to kindly on male lesbians maybe I'll find one someday

Stranger: so babe whats your body like

You: Hot what about yours

Stranger: hot to

Stranger: i have a miniskirt on like to take it of me

You: yes please where are your hanbds

You: *hands

Stranger: up your dress

You: that's impossible 'cos its in a heap beside me

Stranger: ok

Stranger: sexy

Stranger: tell me what you want me to do

You: heres a better idea, tell me what your doing;)

Stranger: touching my wet pussy

You: sweet im caressing my breasts with one hand and running the other down towards my fanny

Stranger: nice

Stranger: can i help

You: yes please

Stranger: o yea ill bend you over and rub your ass

You: anyday baby

You: yes please

Stranger: then down your sexy legs

You: keep it coming im wet

Stranger: turn you around and lick you dry

Stranger: come come come

Stranger: aaaaaaaaa

Stranger: your hot

You: so are you

You: tell me more baby

You: your not there are you

You: it was good while it lasted anyway

You: thank you for partisipating in this conversation. It has been brought to you by a Boards.ie member Come again soon

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they stopped replying so I left:P People are so gulable :rolleyes:

If I was a dirty pervert I would have had enjoyment out of that but I was just a lonely boardsie looking for a friend

CianRyan · 11-10-2009 7:35pm

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Stranger: hey

You: Hey

You: Asl?

Stranger: 17 female holland

Stranger: you ?

You: 19 guy, Ireland.

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BITCH!!!

CianRyan · 11-10-2009 7:49pm

I'm going to regret posting this... Most people already know what I've done though, I use to be quite odd.

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You: yO

You: Aaaaaagh, backwards

You: This is a long one, awesome.

Stranger: you can ask me any 3 questions and i will answer honestly

You: Hmm, i have to make this one good...

You: It's going to be posted on the internet.

You: thinking

Stranger: hah ok

You: This one doesn't count, just will help me.
M/F

Stranger: m

You: Lenght and girth?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: 7 inches when im sporting a boner

You: Nice.

You: Would you be willing to do anal, both giving and receiving?

Stranger: ive given before, yes

Stranger: recieving, no

You: What are the links to all of your social networking sites. Eg, myspace, facebook, bebo, ect...

You: ?

Stranger: that i cant do

You: Stranger: you can ask me any 3 questions and i will answer honestly

You: Yes you can

You: I'll post mine. Like i give a ****

Stranger: let me ask you a couple questions first

You: Ok.

Stranger: m/f?

You: m

Stranger: what is the most amount of times youve beat it in one day

You: I think I went about 8 or 9 times once, but what's more impressive is that I had 4 on a plane.

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: howd you manage that?

You: (wont take that as a Q)

You: I was sick one day

You: and had nothing else to do

You: and on the plane

You: 13 hour flights, kept watching the notorious betty page

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I'll add this one too.
It's awesome.

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You: hey
Stranger: prepare for trouble
You: make it
You: ...:|
You: double
Stranger: to protect the world from devistation
You: to unite all peoples, within our nation
Stranger: to denounce the evils of truth and love
You: To extend our reach to the stars above
Stranger: jesse
You: james
Stranger: team rocket blasts off at the speed of light
You: Surrender now or prepare to fight
You: Meowth, that's right
You: :F
Stranger: WOBBAFETT
Stranger: looks like team rockets blasting off AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PING*
Stranger: SO L33T
You: Damn, that team rocket. aagh
You: BEST OMEGLE EVER
Stranger: IN AMERICA!!!
You: My sister bought me pokemon cards for my birthday, the other day. I was amazed, ****s so cash.
You: In Ireland.
Spudnigger
Stranger: *whispers* in america
You: I lost
You: didn't i?
Stranger: HEY ASSHOLE I'M IRISH
You: Really?
You: Where from?
Stranger: killkenny
You: I'm in Dublin.
Stranger: i don't live there now
Stranger: but i'm irish and i don't like the term spudnigger
You: Yeah, it's stupid.
Stranger: it's racist
You: I just use it as a joke like.
You: And I'm irish, so i can.
You: I also call all my mates crackers
Stranger: yeah i do that but Spudnigger is racist
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gerry87 · 11-10-2009 8:38pm

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Stranger: hi
You: so, who the fu*k are you
Stranger: i am
You: a philosopher, eh?
Stranger: theologian
You: oh dear god
You: see what i did there
You: it was good, you liked it
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*********************
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Stranger: hi
You: so who are you then
Stranger: im magnus, 24m from sweden, u?
You: im magnus, 24m from norway
You: well this is a coincidence
Stranger: haha yeah
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KnifeWRENCH · 11-10-2009 9:42pm

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Stranger: i'm horny male
You: that's an unfortunate name. your parents are cruel.

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Too easy....but had to be done.

Insect Overlord · 12-10-2009 6:52pm

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: originality is your strong point!
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Ooh, and another one!

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Stranger: Wanna have phone sex with a guy?
You: Not really ¬_¬
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El Guapo! · 12-10-2009 7:16pm

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Stranger: have u heard of lockerz?

You: nope

You: what you talkin bout??

Stranger: its a new site thats in beta

Stranger: that sends out free prizes like ipods and xboxes

You: and viruses?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: u dont dl anything

Stranger: no credit cards or any spam

You: sausages

Stranger: nope..

Stranger: whats ur email

Stranger: ill send an invite

You: blowadonkey@hotmail.com

Stranger: thats cute

You: so was the donkey

Stranger: ha

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El Guapo! · 12-10-2009 7:23pm

And another one! This is classic:D

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Stranger: 妖魔鬼怪快哋走

You: hi

You: ?????????????????

Stranger: 妖魔鬼怪

You: yes twice

Stranger: 妖

You: dirty

Stranger: 妖魔鬼怪快哋

Stranger: oh heavens no

Stranger: not dirty

You: yes you are!! dirty little bastard

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: i see

Stranger: im a dirty little girl

Stranger: right?

Stranger: hahahaha

Stranger: 妖魔鬼怪快哋走

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Groe · 12-10-2009 7:31pm

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Stranger: I help

You: what do you help?

Stranger: I just my dog

You: you just ****ed your dog? Isn't that ilegal

Stranger: I'm saying that I just my dog

Stranger: you know, the whole dog

You: in chin a that's aceptable so I don't know what the problem is?

Stranger: really?

You: unless you raped it, thats not azcceptable anywhere

Stranger: so I can my dog every day?

Stranger: oh no, I just it

You: i gus your not talking about eating it....if your talking ABOUT RAPEIT'SNOT ACCEPTABLE ANYWHERE

Stranger: I think I'm not explaining myself correctly

Stranger: I'm saying that I it

You: you walk it?

You: no no no...smell it?

You: **** on it..?

Stranger: it

You: SIT in it?

Stranger: I it

You: **** over it?

Stranger: but I it every day

You: masterbate? brush your teeth, eat breakfSAT?

You: tie your shoe lace?

You: pick you nose!

Stranger: it

You: tit?

Stranger: no, I it

You: you it?

Stranger: yes!

You: why didn't you just say that in the first place you knob:)

Stranger:

Stranger: so what should I do?

You: I'd have a **** first

You: that clears my mind

Stranger: ok

Stranger: done

You: or have a tin of beans

You: that was fast

Stranger: yeah, I'm fast

Stranger: and then?

You: it you dog again that sounds like a blast

Stranger: ok

You: then yano what yo should do

Stranger: no, I don't

Stranger: I mean, should I just it?

You: well I thin k you should just go **** yourself mate

or ever better **** your ma

BOARDS.IE RULES

You: bye

Stranger: ok irish man

Stranger: thanks

You: no problem hope it helps

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krudler · 12-10-2009 7:54pm

Stranger: Hey, horny bi-male with cam looking for a horny male or female with cam
You: whats a bi-male?
Stranger: likes both males and females
You: doesnt everyone? I have friends who are men and women, be a bit wierd if you only hung out with one group?

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talk to a complete stranger!!!!

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