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Stranger: girl/boy?
You: bit of both
Stranger: what u mean?
You: i can be whatever you want. I have the means to please men or women.
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Stranger: Hi, I'm a 16 years old bisexual boy looking for cybersex.
You: What's bisexual mean?
Stranger: you love boys and girls
You: I don't love boys.
Stranger: that's a problem for have cybersex with me
Stranger: ahhah
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I'm from Ireland
Stranger: i'm from france, nice to meet you
Stranger: how old are you?
You: In leprachaun years I'm 2457 but in human age I'm 21
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: do you like wrestling?
You: Only with bears
Stranger: it's the best
You: Getting mauled by a grizzly bear really turns me on.
Stranger: never done that
You: It's a national sport in Ireland
You: Ever sucked off a horse? That's the best.
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You: 2+2=4
Stranger: really? oops
You: I know, I was shocked too
Stranger: god, life sucks
You: When I'm not shagging my sister I like to do math problems
Stranger: nicee..
You: Freak!!
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Stranger: Brazil?
You: Fcuk no
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: from
You: Ireland
You: Agus tusa?
Stranger: penis
You: My name is Tom and I'm a hungry man.
Stranger: lol then go get some food
You: My name is Tom and I have no food.
Stranger: my name is caity and i do have food
Stranger: where are you from tom
You: Tom is from Ireland
You: My name is Tom and I'm randy for sheep.
Stranger: lol my name is caity and im from canada and i want to have sex
You: My name is Tom and I don't trust people from Canada because I believe all of them to possess STI's.
Stranger: why?
You: My name is Tom and I believe that Canada was a mistake from God and he is now trying to rectify that mistake by killing of Canadians by giving them all STI's.
Stranger: your a idiot
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Stranger: hi
You: He lives in a pineapple under the tree
Stranger: yes
Stranger:
Stranger: and i like
Stranger: and you lives under the bridge
Stranger: eheheheheh
You: You're a gob****e
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Stranger: A wild Dugtrio appears.
Stranger: Dugtrio uses dig.
Stranger: Dugtrio uses earthquake on Japan.
You: do you like sheep?
Stranger: Japan is gone.
Stranger: Dugtrio eats sheep.
You: but, do you like sheep?
Stranger: Dugtrio loves sheep.
You: have you ever had sexual intercourse with a sheep
Stranger: Dugtrio has three penises.
Stranger: One is barbed.
You: omg you're a sheep shagger
Stranger: Dugtrio has ****ed the sheep with a barbed penis.
Stranger: ****
Stranger: **** YOU
Stranger: ****ER
Stranger: heyyyyyyyyy
You: hi
You: jesus you've been typing a long time
Stranger: ahah im not typing though
You: ah you got me
You: damn
i feel so used now
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sryy(;
You: you're not though are you? you like to trick people into thinking you're typing big long sentences to them and then you spring the surprise that you're not actually typing at all... and shatter all their dreams...
Stranger: haha i dont get it
Stranger: well anyways
Stranger: im caitlin brinkley, and your a guy i can tell.
You: i'm only a guy on the weekends
You: any other time I'm all woman
You: so, caitlin, it's your lucky day!
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: so your a guy
You: no
You: I am really a girl
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: OMG IT SAYS ASL IS BORING AND NOT TO SAY ASL...
You: 56/m/usa
Stranger: 56?
You: yes
Stranger: pervert!!!!!
Stranger: PERVERT!!!!!!
Stranger: PERVERT!!!!!!!!
You: not really, i'm looking for like minded people to have a conversation with
Stranger: PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ok... you got me
You: I am a pervert
You: and I want YOU
Stranger: PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Stranger: *Unzip Pants*
You: omg your penis is so small
Stranger: your mom enjoyed it
Stranger: oh ****
You: my mom hasn't got a vagina
Stranger: anal
You: nor an anus
You: she has to have a special bag inserted directly into her colon
Stranger: i ****ed that
You: the bag? that's disgusting, it's full of ****
Stranger: yeah icame inside it
You: nice, so the cum is mixed with the ****...
You: do you like sheep?
Stranger: no
You: ah why not
You: they're so cute and fluffly
Stranger: watch the movie black sheep
You: watched it
You: i found it pretty erotic to be honest
Stranger: haha you never watched it
You: i did
You: all those sheep trying to kill the people
Stranger: whers it set in
You: new zealand
You: and the guy running up the enormous tab in the taxi
You: hilarious
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This thing is fecking deadly. I've convinced a Chinese kid into writing a letter to me in my imaginary country in the north atlantic with a goverment worse than hers.
You: hello!
Stranger: hi
You: chinese?
Stranger: yes
You: thought so
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how
You: most chinese people stat with just 'hi'
You: most other people don't!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: so where you from?
You: Beglassi
Stranger: oh ,i see
You: Nice place, you should visit here sometime!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but idont know that place very well
You: Ah
Stranger: do you have a skype?
You: no, i dont
Stranger: yahoo?
You: no
You: we can't get them here
Stranger: oh what a pity
You: our government has blocked them
Stranger: oh?so strange!!
You: yes, I don't like our government very much
You: you have much nicer government in china
Stranger: ohoh
Stranger: perhaps
Stranger: but i dont likethe education in China
You: why?
Stranger: i think it is boring
You: Ah, but you are lucky
You: there are no scholls here
You:
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: yes i am lucky
Stranger: but how can you learn
You: our parents teach us things
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: so how can i contact you?
You: contact me?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: online
You: you could write me a letter
Stranger: a letter
You: yes, we have a good post service here
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where
You: the government banned all emails because they thought it would put the post service out of business
Stranger: but a letter is too slow ,right?
You: very slow
Stranger: aoh i think your government should be improved
You: yes, me too
You: but i'm not allowed to say bad thing sabout the government
You:
Stranger: i dont like your government
Stranger: how can they ban all the emails?
You: email websites are blocked
You: like google or yahoo
Stranger: too terrible!!
You: can you help?
Stranger: what can i do for you??
Stranger: i would like to,but how?
You: Well I don't know, maybe you could write a letter to the government telling them how much better the Chinese government is
Stranger: can i
Stranger: can they receive it?
You: yes, we have a great post sysytem here
Stranger: wellll...i dont know the address
Stranger: can you tell me?
You: yes!
Stranger: so please
You: Governtment buildings,
Minister for Censorship of Belgassi,
Beglassi Island,
North Atlantic Ocean
You: how old are you by the way?
Stranger: 18,and you?
You: I am the same
Stranger: so thats the address of government?
You: Yes, I am sure
Stranger: but what's you address?
You: My address! Wow, I didn't think you would care! here it is
You: Caoimhín O'molbo,
15 Tir na nÓg lane,
Beglassi Island,
North Atlantic
Stranger: ok,,but some words arent English!
You: Yes I know, that is the language we use here
You: we use two languages
Stranger: i dont know whether i can write it correctly or whether the letter canreach there
You: It will reach here, I get lots of letters, maybe up to three a year from different people
You: What is your address so I can write back?
Stranger: i dont know how to translate it
You: oh
Stranger: Chinese,ok?
You: Yes I think so, good post service here!
Stranger: 中国重庆西南政法大学
You: Ah, that is very complicated!
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: so you cant write to me?
You: I will!
Stranger: ok
You: I will try anyway
Stranger: sorry i must go now
Stranger: i must have my dinner
You: aww, please try to help us!
You: will you write to me?
Stranger: ok, i will try my best
Stranger: sure
You: please?!
You: thank you so much!
Stranger: sure
You: I can't wait to get your letter!
Stranger: hahha
You: Oh by the way, are you a lady or a man?
Stranger: girl
Stranger: and you
You: I am a man
Stranger: oh iseee
You: Maybe we will fall in love! Hahaha
You: bye!
Stranger: heheh
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Stranger: A WILD CHARIZARD HAS APPEARED.
You: Daddy's on the floor
Stranger: IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.
You: My daddy has fallen on the floor
Stranger: ...
Stranger: wait, seriously?
Stranger: 911 time~
You: What's their number?
Stranger: .....
Stranger: rofl.
Stranger: oh, you're good.
You: My daddy's on the floor and my mammy's not here because she has died of AIDS
Stranger: aw nu bro.
Stranger: you gon get AIDs
You: I will get aides yes
You: helpful aides
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: but if you're serious, go call an ambulance or something
Stranger: but i think you're trolling
You: 10/10 for you.
You: Way to go
Stranger: b)
Stranger:
You: Can I have some money?
Stranger: Nope.
You: I'm a recovering alcoholic and I need to buy tablets that make me not want to drink anymore. All I need is a couple of eur
You: *euro
Stranger: Nah.
Stranger: Can't help you.
Stranger: See, I'm a recovering herion addict
Stranger: I got nothing
You: Heroin is for pussies.
You: You're a pussy
Stranger: heroin*
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: l am boy
Stranger: u
You: I are cat
Stranger: ne
Stranger: m or f
You: I am really a 32 year old business woman looking for a bit of online sex while my husband is away.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello. M or F?
Stranger: f
You: T
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Stranger: hi
You: I am the clit commander
Stranger: hum?
Stranger: clit?
You: You have a lo
You: woops
You: You have a lot to learn
You: A clit is a set of weights that men use to build up muscle. Great form of exercise.
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Stranger: hey
You: I'm a wanker
You: A big stupid wanker
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi there.
Stranger: name?
You: Al InSheerah
You: You?
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: f/m
You: t
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Stranger: bdog
You: bdog?
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Stranger: hi
You: Excuse me do you know the correct way to insert a dildo into one's ass?
Stranger: no im sorry i dont
Stranger: are u a man or woman
You: Could you ask anyone around you for assistance. I just don't want to stick it too deep in there in case I **** all over the place.
You: I'm both by the way.
Stranger: no theres no one around
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hello stranger
You: i am boring
You: do you want to talk about boring things
You: ?
Stranger: ooh, super
You: things that are not funny
Stranger: why do you think you are boring?
You: because people only go here to troll and cyber
You: anyone trying to have a proper conversation must clearly be boring
You: like me
You: so where are you from?
Stranger: they can be interesting sometimes
Stranger: Florida
You: There are a lot of old people in florida
You: are you old?
You: I am from nottingham
You: in england
Stranger: There are a lot of old people indeed.
Stranger: I am in fact not one of them.
Stranger: England is far away.
You: Do you collect model trains?
You: I collect model trains
You: My parent's attic is covered in model track
Stranger: I don't collect model trains.
You:
Stranger: However, there's a toy train under my bed that has been around for as long as I remember.
You: What model?
Stranger: It's not exactly model and I think it's broken, but it's there.
You: Do you collect model tanks or helicopters?
Stranger: I collect elephants and keychains.
Stranger: Nothing else
Stranger: not real elephants, lol.
You: Do you prefer indian or african elephants?
Stranger: african, but indian's fun too, I suppose.
Stranger: I just like cute ones
You: I prefer indian elephants becaus they are more tame
You: Baby elephants?
Stranger: I have a small stuffed one that I bought in Colorado, and a small figurine that I bought in Rome.
You: I don't think elephants are cute
You: their trunks remind me of a penis
Stranger: penises are fun.
Stranger: they just remind me of trunks.
You: No, penises are not fun
You: it's very hard not to touch mine in public
Stranger: lol, well, less fun to have than anything else
You: People get very offended. Especially when i'm around children
Stranger: how can you not think elephants are cute?!
You: Because their trunks remind me of my penis and make me want to touch it, which will get me in trouble
Stranger: why would you touch it around children?
Stranger: general itches or what?
You: I don't know. I just want to touch it. I can't explain why
Stranger: well, how do you touch it?
Stranger: I can understand if you have to scratch it or something but if you start going to town on yourself just because, you might have issues.
You: I'm not comfortable talking about my penis. I feel like i need to touch it and i know i shouldn't. I feel like pulling on it and rubbing it against my bed
You: Can we talk about something else please?
Stranger: sure, but you're the one who brought it up.
Stranger: anyways, elephants are adorable, end of story
Stranger: along with giraffes and panda bears
You: I like pandas. I have a stuffed panda. Her name is billie.
You: Did you know giraffes cannot lie on their sides?
Stranger: no, I didn't know that, but I guess it makes sense.
Stranger: is it a real panda or a toy panda?
You: Toy
Stranger: yay for toy
Stranger: dead animals make me sad.
You: But don't tell my parents because I am too old to play with toys
You: But sometimes i like to anyway
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 34
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: significantly younger
You: I lost my virginity at 18
You: are you a virgin?
Stranger: I lost it at 15
You: The girl i had sex with was 13 at the time. Her parents got really annoyed when they found out
You:
You: We had to move house
You: I never got to see her again
(
You: Sometimes i wonder if i found her today would she still love me
You: I'm still in love with her
Stranger: I didn't find you boring, your penis and pedophilia talk was very inspiring, but I'll be going now.
Stranger: byebye!
You: /b/ much?
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Ireland
You: you?
Stranger: poland
Stranger: f/m
You: male
Stranger: f
You: you?
Stranger: f
You: cool
Stranger: how old?
You: 28
You: u
Stranger: 18
You: nice
Stranger: i know
Stranger:
You: lol
Stranger: lol2
You:
Stranger:
You: so what are you up to
Stranger: what?
You: what are you doing/
You: ?
You: besides talking to me
Stranger: listen music
Stranger: and u ?
You: same actually
Stranger: watch tv
Stranger: nice
Stranger:
You: having a beer aswell
Stranger: what kind of music
You: hip hop
You: and some dance
Stranger: mee to ;D
You: cool
Stranger: i dance to
Stranger: i love dance!
You: same here
Stranger: send me a pic please
You: how??
Stranger: copy a link;)
Stranger: from pic;)
You: ok let me find one
Stranger: ok ;
Stranger: take ur time
You: http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?PageNbr=1&MemberId=508838&PhotoAlbumId=8180084094&PhotoId=8180232306
Stranger: what kind of dance do u dancing
You: No i'm a Dj
Stranger: aaaa
You: have you a pic
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger:
Stranger: im must be getting along
Stranger: so bye
You: ok i'll probably see you over here sometime
You: in spar
You: or supermacs
Stranger: supermacs?
You: Its a nightclub
Stranger: im usualy go to zainzi bar
You: Is that near Howl At The Moon
Stranger: g 2 g now
You: ok see you
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Stranger: vwhai, hezzo zher' mein buddy!
You: Whoah, is this the future?
Stranger: do not verry i spechk gut englisch!!!
Stranger: not liek zose crezee chinese peoples
You: you are quite strange, future-man
You: tell me, do they have robot prostitutes in your time?
Stranger: zyes! In zee future vwhee speek every nuance weeth our typingz!
You: This is most perplexing
Stranger: Yes, zhe are like any other computer medium
Stranger: Sorry, it's getting hard to type like that ;x
Stranger: computer storage medium*
Stranger: a bit like floppy discs
You: Thats ok, I forgive you
You: What year be it?
Stranger: It be 2100
You: Ye Gods!
Stranger: Damn you for not fixing global warming!
You: I have travelled far
Stranger: DAMN YOU.
Stranger: IT'S ALL YOUR SINGULAR FAULT.
You: I apologise again
Stranger: Why didn't you fight for the electric car?!
Stranger: Why didn't you fight for renewable energy?!
Stranger: YOU.
You: It was a losing battle I tells you!!!
Stranger: IT'S YOUR FAULT./
You: All of it!
Stranger: Some battles are worth dieing for!
Stranger: WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE.
You: They lied to us!
Stranger: LIAR.
You: They said we would all have lovely tans if you continued to pollute
Stranger: Ah yes... Medetteranian tans...
Stranger: Of course
You: Its not so bad here in the future though
Stranger: you would have sucummbed to the propaganda
You: I like those funny things on your head
You: what are they called?
Stranger: Earings!
You: Head-peni?
Stranger: Are you calling my earings phallic imagery?!
Stranger: Hympth! Thank god we've evolved culturally.
You: Of course no.... I....I....
Stranger: What year are you from?
You: 2009
You: Anything interesting happen in that year?
Stranger: I'm assuming atleast the 20th century, with your lack of superstitious mutterings
Stranger: Yes, something interesting went down on September 2nd 2009
You: Oh noes!
You: Tell me!
Stranger: I'm afraid that would be against time laws... They even have an institution that monitors time offenses these days
Stranger: but of course
Stranger: everyone knew someone big was coming on sept 2nd
You: Of course, of course
Stranger: on your year
Stranger: so i can mention the date
Stranger: but only the date
You: Does it involve ice cream?
Stranger: Indirectly... But of course, we know everything is linked by now.
You: I like ice cream
You: I call it 'Nice cream'
You: but I digress
Stranger: What a quant culture you had back then...
Stranger: quaint*
You: Have women evolved a third boob in your time yet?
Stranger: Unfortunately no =[
You: Total Recall lied!!
Stranger: Ah, but total recall was just a dream
You: Or was it?
Stranger: Yes, I can tell you from a future standpoint, it was.
Stranger: We went back in time and monitored the author closely.
Stranger: I'm breaking time laws telling you this
You: Do you dream of three boobed women?
You: I sure do
Stranger: well, I have often thought about starting a eugenics program
Stranger: to try and breed three boobed women
You: I have something to tell you now....
Stranger: It's a pitty you're not a 3 boobed women
Stranger: Oh?
You: I am a Time Officer, you have breached several Time Laws and Quantum Codes
You: You are under arrest
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Stranger: Can I see your identification?
You: Sure, here you go, *shoots with Time Laser*
Stranger: Nobody would have believed your character!
Stranger: Hehe, that tickled.
You: Dammit
You: That was supposed to send you back to September 1st 2009
Stranger: Nooo! Let's hope you don't manage to repair your time laser before i get away
You: *repairs Time Laser*
Stranger: I'd only have a day
Stranger: to prepare for sep 2nd
Stranger: :: runs ::
You: *shoots self by accident*
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: Nooo!!! :: runs and tries to grab you ::
Stranger: nobody deserves that fate!
Stranger: :: gets sucked in with you ::
Stranger: NOOO
Stranger: damnit!
Stranger: now we're in this together!
You: The bunnies! Get them off me!!
Stranger: THEY'RE... BREEDING ALREADY!
Stranger: JUST LIKE THE TEXTBOOKS SAID!
Stranger: Arghhh!1!1!
You: Get the ice cream!!!
Stranger: Of course, of course!
You: Back off evil bunnies! Unless you want vanilla in your face!
Stranger: I've got vanilla, and I'm not afraid to replace your carrots with it!
Stranger: LET THE RABBITS GO BLIND.
Stranger: LET THEM NOT SEE IN THE DARK.
You: Oh no.... look over there *points*
Stranger: :: looks ::
You: Its Lord Rabbit of the Death Zone
You: He's huge!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger:... Oh noes, we're ****ed.
Stranger: We should not have been so arrogant with time!
You: We were fools!!!
You: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Damn our arrogance!
You: We have too much time on our hands, don't we?
Stranger: hahahahah yeah... Truely we do
Stranger: Still, better than your average omegle conversation xD
You: true, very true *looks back on conversation with fondness*0 -
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You: knock knock
Stranger: who's there?
You: disco
Stranger: disco who?
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Stranger: I LOVE CHOCOLATE
You: is that because you can't get laid?
Stranger: Surely ...
Stranger: *whine*
Stranger: Why are you so mean bwaaaah
You: Aw don't be sad. You can eat your troubles away
You: www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
You: om nom nom
Stranger: ho let's check it out
You: thats a genuine link btw. its not spam or any virus type ****
Stranger: woah
Stranger: it's a wonderfull world of food
You: yup. for people like you and me, where sex just isnt a viable option
You: unless you pay for it
You: and in which case, from my experience, its never worth it
You: especially when you have to spend 2 hours at the STI clinic the next day
You: but i digress
Stranger:
Stranger: man
Stranger: i'm gonna build my own empire of chocolate
Stranger: and conquer the world
You: thats not a good idea. did you not read "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"? The bit with the Indian Prince and his palace of chocolate melting.
You: if you want an empire of chocolate, you must first destroy the ultimate enemy
You: THE SUN
Stranger: O RLY
Stranger: I m gonna put an end to this son of a
Stranger: but how am i supposed to do this
You: I'm afraid I have helped you as much as I can.
You: The rest of the journey must be taken by you alone
You: Godspeed, my fat sexless friend
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