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You: am I speaking to a mutha ****ing bot, or is there a real person on the other end of this can and bit of string contraption?
Stranger: =P
Stranger: no im not a sex addict or a mother****er
You: dang, it's a bot
Stranger:
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Rickrolling is fun
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: awww... cute puppie websites are awesome
You: found lots on http://www.classpc.nl
Stranger: nl?
You: netherlands, I think
Stranger: oke
You: no english, though
You: lots of cute puppies, though
Stranger: nice
You: you know any other sites with cute puppies?
Stranger: no
You: awww
Stranger: im sorry
You: you click the link?
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey there, how's things?
Stranger: dunno
You: Good stuff
Stranger: aye
You: hmm
You: I see
Stranger: i see nothing
You: blind?
You: Sorry to hear that
Stranger: you HEAR me?
You: yeah, got a speaky thing
You: you know what I mean?
Stranger: where are u?
You: Where are you?
Stranger: but im not there
You: yourself?
Stranger: so you cant hear me
Stranger: im in vienna
You: How's Vienna this time of year?
Stranger: hot
Stranger: 30°C +
You: Ouch!
You: I wouldn't like that kind of heat
You: I'm from Ireland
Stranger: i dont like it..
Stranger: ireland
Stranger: irish pubs
You: Yeah, it's freezing here at the moment
You: heh
Stranger: there is this green little gremlin or something.. right?
You: What are you talking about?
You: Oh, you mean the Leprechaun
Stranger: dont know the name
You: yeah, they don't like being called Leprechauns though, they prefer to be called Little People
Stranger: i mean this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Leprechaun_ill_artlibre_jnl.png/180px-Leprechaun_ill_artlibre_jnl.png
Stranger: are they real!?
You: My friend's family are little people, they take great offence to being called Leprechauns
You: yes
Stranger: i thpught its a legend with a rainbow and a pot of gold
Stranger: with these people dancing around
You: No, that's just English propaganda against the Irish
You: they most certainly are real, but they're not magical and won't grant you wishes
Stranger:
You: Tis a pity!
Stranger: yes..
Stranger: and they wear these green clothes?
You: Some times, mostly for celebrations and festivals, that kind of thing
Stranger: woha cool
You: Yeah, they're a nice bunch of people0 -
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger:
Stranger: als
Stranger: asl*
You: asl is boring find something more interesting to talk about!
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How boring!
Im going to have fun with this 0 -
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: What species is this?
Stranger: canine
You: You bred canines?!
Stranger: YES!
You: My god!
You: How do you control their breeding
Stranger: im a miracle worker(:
You: The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me.
Stranger: totally
You: I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here: it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility... for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you're selling it!!!!
Stranger: woahhh babe(:
You: What's their growth rate?
Stranger: 2 ounces ever 3 days
You: Fast as a biped?
Stranger: suree
You: Do they show intelligence?
Stranger: yes they do.
You: do you think this is a great discovery??!
Stranger: YES! my puppies are geniuses!
You: What is so great about discovery? It is a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 65 million years seperate us...
Stranger: old(:
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Stranger: I udnerstandy
You: Pokeball GOOOO!
Stranger: Woah wait, Pokeball?
Stranger: Are you gonna battle me?
You: yup! i challenge you!
You: Trainer sent out : Charizard!
Stranger: ...All I have is a Metapod...
Stranger: I think you're gonna win.
You: Charizard refuses to battle....
You: ****!
You: Trainer sends out Dratini!
You: Dratini, use wrap!!!!
Stranger: Metapod uses... harden.
You: Dratini wraps metapod...
Stranger: Metapod uses harden, again.
You: Dratini, use take down!
You: Dratini is hit by recoil...
Stranger: Metapod uses harden. Again.
Stranger: Stupid Metapod.
You: Dratini uses Dragon RAAAAAGE!
You: Critical Hit! Metapod fainted! You beat STRANGER!
You: You get 200Zs
Stranger: -cry- My Metapod!
You: What?! Dratini is evolving????
You: ....
You: ....
You: ....
You: Dratini evolved into....
Stranger: -evolve music-
You: Dragonair!
You: \o/
You: zomg!
Stranger: Omg!
You: /Hugs dragonair
You: i love you dragonair!
You: we're gonna be the best team ever
You: gonna **** up that pokemon league!
You: and beat that bastard Ash!
Stranger: Dragonair is pretty awesome, I must say.
You: Hey trainer, you wanna put on some hot pants and follow me around with a creppy older guy as we quest around, act gay and help jerks out?
Stranger: Yep. Sounds fun.
You: Awesome!
You: to viridian city!
You: i hope team rocket doesnt show up and steal all our pokemon...
You: or something....
Stranger: I don't really think they'd want Metapod, here
You: yeah, hes pants
You: dont get attached
You: first sign of ass and he abandons you as a stupid butterfree
You: it'll be ok
Stranger: -sigh-
You: we'll get you a straight pokemon
Stranger: Yaaay!
Stranger: Like, like, what kind?
You: I dunno, a beedrill?
You: AND SO OUR HEROES WERE ON THEIR WAY, WHO KNOWS WHAT ADVENTURES AWAIT THEM, AS THEY TRAVEL ONWARD AND UPWARD, IN THE WORLD OF POKEMON!
Stranger: -cue ending music-
You: \o/
You: That was
You: fun
You: we are total nerds.
You:
Stranger: Yes, we are.0 -
Stranger: Hi!
Stranger: m/f
You: Hello
You: f
Stranger: 15 year old male
You: Im 16
Stranger: cool
You: Are you Irish?
Stranger: some irish heritage :pac:
You: No plane ticket though ?
Stranger: no sorry
You: dayum =(
You: Where you frm?
You: =p
Stranger: idaho in the us
You: You da ho?
You: Pics or gtfo
Stranger: im a guy...
Stranger: not a hoe
Stranger: but if you want some pics
You: boys can be hoes too ya know
Stranger: tell me your cup size
You: I have smallish breasts
You: any more than a handful is a waste
Stranger: so like b's or c's?
You: c's
You: not too small hehe
Stranger: those are my favorites
Stranger: not to small for sure
Stranger: ill get some pictures
Stranger: one sec
You: I dnt tink u can post pics on this =/
Stranger: oh....
Stranger: sad face
You: I was only messin nyway
Stranger: oh
You: my family are here, I cant post any pics 4 u
Stranger: thats ok
You: sry..
Stranger: its ok
You: you can always watch som pron
Stranger: anything else you wanna know about me?
You: Nah gtta go
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Stranger: hi
You: cosmos
Stranger: it exists
You: but does it really
Stranger: now, can we quit being random?
You: ok
Stranger: good
Stranger: cause its never as good irl as in family guy
Stranger: *funny
You: i dunno i'd like to give it a try, i can be pretty random, and i was doing it way before all the kids thought it was cool
Stranger: everybody would say that
Stranger: brave attempt tho
You: probably mostly the ADD and poor memory
You: i forget what i was talking about and start a whole new convrsation
You: yeah the weather was **** today
Stranger: thank god chatrooms keep a log of your conversation ... must be really tough to talk with you irl
Stranger: no the weather was just fine today
Stranger: sunny, brezzy, pretty ideal if u ask me
Stranger: *breezy
You: it's all relative really
You: to both where you are and what you're used to
Stranger: also spracht einstein ...
You: it was dull and wet here alll day, if i were an mid african farmer of some sort that would be great, but i live in ireland and we pretty much have one season
Stranger: god, thats awful
You: is typing
Stranger: i tend to get depressed even after one week of such weather
Stranger: no wonder the irish drink a lot
You: lucky you...
You: that's a terrible stereotype to make and it makes me sad you think so, and as soon as i finish my beer i'm moving onto the whiskey it much better suits such a mood
Stranger: Im with you m8
Stranger: better fetch me that bottle of sangria from downstairs
You: you must be a lady then
Stranger: unfortunately no
Stranger: it just happens to be in our fridge
You: dear god i'm so sorry to hear about your accident
Stranger: now thats a twist...
You: it must really have hurt having your balls removed
Stranger: oh i see, ur another one of those blokes who think that the only drinks for REAL MEN are whiskey and beer
Stranger: thx, but i prefer vodka and oldschool wine
Stranger: if we're talking regular booze
You: well on the internetx but to be honest i'd rather a warm fire and a nice barolo
Stranger: a what?
You: hoh!
You: it's an italian wine. I'll not explain it just go out and buy some and you'll understand.
Stranger: (i couldve googled it but im not in a sneaky mood today)
Stranger: i see, a drink of quality then?
You: i had to google it for spelling, the whole memory thing again
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Stranger: hi
You: lick my lovepump
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This one gets a little 'blue' :pac:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are u female
You: did you lick it?
Stranger: i masturbating yet; do you want watch me while i do it on msn with web cam?
You: lovepump
Stranger: yes
You: ohohohohh lick it lick it plzz
You: dirty little boy
Stranger: i licking and careesing it
You: do you like anal?
Stranger: ohhhhh
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i very like it
You: stick a willy up your bum bum
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Wow, just had a long convo with a german person about the stasi, firewalls and irish language and accents. Lovely person. Faith in humanity restored
+1 I just had an hour long, completely honest conversation with an american teenager about life, the world, and our lives. Turns out he is registered on the Somethingawful forums like me and we're gonna keep in contact. Pretty swell.
This Omegle is amazing. Good for a laugh with the horny creeps aswell 0
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