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What do you hate about boards?

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    #272
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    phasers wrote: »
    Sure, meet me at the docks in 2 hours.

    I hired a lovely escort for you named "Big fat ugly Steve"

    Ah that's strange.
    Uncle Steve told me he was unemployed


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    #273
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    brummytom wrote: »
    Ah that's strange.
    Uncle Steve told me he was unemployed
    I pay him under the table, he needs to keep getting his disability benefit and free car.

    I must say, the family resemblance is uncanny :pac:


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    #274
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    brummytom wrote: »
    To be fair, java, hardly any of that thread was about you in the end

    So the impotence stuff was just a coincidence? Well that's a relief. :o


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    #275
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    phasers wrote: »
    I pay him under the table, he needs to keep getting his disability benefit and free car.

    I must say, the family resemblance is uncanny :pac:

    :eek: The other one I'll give you, but I'm not big and fat :eek:


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    #276
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    javaboy wrote: »
    So the impotence stuff was just a coincidence? Well that's a relief. :o

    Probably the first time you've been relieved for a while, if the rumours are true.


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    #277
    Purple Gorilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 865 ✭✭✭Purple Gorilla


    The only really thing that annoys me about boards is that apparently about 80% of all AH posters despise Ireland and feel that they must make daily threads about how their bin wasn't collected so therefore all binmen in Ireland are thieving scumbags and Ireland is a ****hole because of it.
    Then somebody questions them along the lines of "Well then why don't you emigrate" and then the only reply the poser can muster up is "Well when I finish college I want to" ...You know full well you won't.

    Also people who are clearly beaten in an argument that result to the petty "It's you're not your. Learn how to spell" argument. You just know you're beaten when you have to resort to that comeback.


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    #278
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Miller Squeaking Sandal wrote: »
    Probably the first time you've been relieved for a while, if the rumours are true.

    That's a lovely design.. can I get it on a jumper?


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    #279
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    brummytom wrote: »
    That's a lovely design.. can I get it on a jumper?

    Go for it, I'm not in it for the money. :cool:


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    #280
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Miller Squeaking Sandal wrote: »
    Probably the first time you've been relieved for a while, if the rumours are true.

    Yes the rumours are true. But trust me Miller Squeaking Sandal, when my daisy yet again flopped when y**r m* had me trapped in her room, I was plenty relieved.

    You just got served!


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    #281
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    brummytom wrote: »
    :eek: The other one I'll give you, but I'm not big and fat :eek:
    GOTCHA!


    Using this picture, I'm gonna turn you in as one of those jewellery thieves that wore latex or something , I need the million pounds to fuel my coffee habit


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    #282
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Miller Squeaking Sandal wrote: »
    Go for it, I'm not in it for the money. :cool:

    I've just ordered 10 condoms with that design.

    I don't think I'll be needing them


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    #283
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    phasers wrote: »
    GOTCHA!


    Using this picture, I'm gonna turn you in as one of those jewellery thieves that wore latex or something , I need the million pounds to fuel my coffee habit

    How the **** did you know?!


    You're bluffing -.-


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    #284
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    brummytom wrote: »
    How the **** did you know?!


    You're bluffing -.-


    I'd book my ticket to Uruguay if I were you


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    #285
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    javaboy wrote: »
    Yes the rumours are true. But trust me Frada, when my daisy yet again flopped when y**r m* had me trapped in her room, I was plenty relieved.

    You just got served!

    :eek::eek::eek:

    You implied the forbidden words!!! More like self-serving tbh.


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    #286
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    phasers wrote: »
    I'd book my ticket to Uruguay if I were you

    Uruguay?!

    Nope, coming to Ireland... tell Steve to be ready.



    (I've family in Dublin who said I can stay any time I like actually mwhahahaha)


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    #287
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    brummytom wrote: »
    Uruguay?!

    Nope, coming to Ireland... tell Steve to be ready.



    (I've family in Dublin who said I can stay any time I like actually mwhahahaha)
    Steve's greasing up as I type, he's also doing some yoga so he's "Nice and flexible to properly greet my little Tommy"


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    #288
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    phasers wrote: »
    Steve's greasing up as I type, he's also doing some yoga so he's "Nice and flexible to properly greet my little Tommy"

    You might want to warn him when I open my legs it smells like the bin next to the Fish counter at Morrisons :).

    I would shower, but everyone's asleep


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    #289
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    brummytom wrote: »
    You might want to warn him when I open my legs it smells like the bin next to the Fish counter at Morrisons :).

    I would shower, but everyone's asleep
    Tell him yourself:

    Stevie11@buns-for-hire.ie


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    #290
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    phasers wrote: »
    Tell him yourself:

    Stevie11@buns-for-hire.ie

    Thank God I have a webcam


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    #291
    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Inane chit chatting posts!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #292
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    K-9 wrote: »
    Inane chit chatting posts!

    Hi, how are you?


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    #293
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    K-9 wrote: »
    Inane chit chatting posts!

    Oh hai! how are you? <insert sexual inyoreendo> :pac:




    Edit:// Feck.. feck .. feck you Tom! =P


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    #294
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    feck you Tom! =P
    :P

    You can be next in line, Steve first.


    I've missed your signature btw, thank christ it's back


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    #295
    Four-Percent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Oh hai! how are you? <insert sexual inyoreendo> :pac:




    Edit:// Feck.. feck .. feck you Tom! =P


    YESS straitjacket boord is back...

    Ah ****e, another thing i hate is when someone beats me to a post:o


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    #296
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Four-Percent wrote: »
    YESS straitjacket boord is back...

    Ah ****e, another thing i hate is when someone beats me to a post:o

    Or when people start messing around with your school's wikipedia page
    *whistles*

    :pac:


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    #297
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    brummytom wrote: »
    You can be next in line, Steve first.
    Pff. Sloppy seconds? no tah =P
    I've missed your signature btw, thank christ it's back
    If I knew it would cause so much upset :pac:


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    #298
    K-9
    Registered Users Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    K-9 wrote: »
    Inane chit chatting posts!
    brummytom wrote: »
    Hi, how are you?

    FAIL
    Abigayle wrote: »
    Oh hai! how are you? <insert sexual inyoreendo> :pac:




    Edit:// Feck.. feck .. feck you Tom! =P

    Hiya!

    :p

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #299
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    At the moement I am hating the way when i log in , I am still only getting yesterdays posts ( unless I log into the forums in question to keep track ) but I am guessing it's the same for everybody right?


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    #300
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Pff. Sloppy seconds? no tah =P
    Fine Abi, you can go first. Just don't take too long down there please?

    If I knew it would cause so much upset :pac:
    I think I speak for every male on this board when I say it was missed massively


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    #301
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Latchy wrote: »
    At the moement I am hating the way when i log in , I am still only getting yesterdays posts ( unless I log into the forums in question to keep track ) but I am guessing it's the same for everybody right?

    Same this end.
    You're over here as well aren't you?

    Probably just racism :p


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