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  • #1232
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki lies frozen under the ice


  • #1233
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Let's play some hockey. Spot take the net opposite me.


  • #1234
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Matt can be the little ball thingy yolk.....what do ya call it????


  • #1235
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    Matt can be the little ball thingy yolk.....what do ya call it????
    We call it a puck.
    *Fires several at JG.*


  • #1236
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Spot wearing green ring sails above hockey rink, together the power of the blue and green ring restore Dekis heart . She bursts forth from the ice breaking into shards that impale JG and Wolf. Spot lands to pick up Deki "Ssspot ttttakkke mmmme sssomewhere wwwarm!"


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  • #1237
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Spot wearing green ring sails above hockey rink, together the power of the blue and green ring restore Dekis heart . She bursts forth from the ice breaking into shards that impale JG and Wolf. Spot lands to pick up Deki "Ssspot ttttakkke mmmme sssomewhere wwwarm!"
    *Starts forest fire with red and yellow rings combined.* Warm enough for you Deki?Hey JG catch, you might want this.
    *Passes Jg purple power ring* Sorry they don't make pink.


  • #1238
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    duck


  • #1239
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Matt the word is puck, not duck which is a bird and the bird is no longer the word.
    *Feeds Matt through a giant laminator.


  • #1240
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    i think i should just have stayed under the ice


  • #1241
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    breaths the plastic into lungs
    blows bubbles into a giant balloon suit

    pops neath the point of the wolves ears

    what did you say?


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  • #1242
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    i think i should just have stayed under the ice
    You might have been safer there.
    *Triggers volcanic eruptions. Watches lava flow toward Deki*
    That should warm you right up.


  • #1243
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    giant centipedes coil like snakes


  • #1244
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Shoots Matt into space*
    I said the bird is not the word.


  • #1245
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    convince the nations to leave with me
    taking the water and indeed the whole bio-sphere

    wolf left on atmosphereless rock

    the sun is rising
    grab your RAD suit


  • #1246
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    convince the nations to leave with me
    taking the water and indeed the whole bio-sphere

    wolf left on atmosphereless rock

    the sun is rising
    grab your RAD suit
    *Moves to new space time coordinates.*
    This ficton has sufficient resources for me to survive quite nicely.


  • #1247
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    and all the sailors died of scurvy except for the cook
    but many missionary passengers did survive


  • #1248
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    and all the sailors died of scurvy except for the cook
    but many missionary passengers did survive
    To explain to the poor natives the proper position for coitus.


  • #1249
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    and blood lines were woven coast to coast


  • #1250
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    That alot of cousins marrying each other.


  • #1251
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    'fraid not
    it was from two regions formal remoat from each other


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  • #1252
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    One could wonder what your point is, instead I'll give you one.
    *Slams dagger into Matt's head.*
    This is a fight thread you fool!


  • #1253
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    why would you put target lines across my third eye?

    now when I look at you,
    I slice you in half


  • #1254
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    why would you put target lines across my third eye?

    now when I look at you,
    I slice you in half
    I put the knife through your seventh chakra, not the sixth.
    *Kicks Matt in the second chakra.*


  • #1255
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    folds wolf into an origami swan
    and sets him floating down a stream


  • #1256
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Matt Holck wrote: »
    folds wolf into an origami swan
    and sets him floating down a stream
    *Refolds self as origami dragon, and eats Matt.*


  • #1257
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    spontaneous combustion are paper dragons


  • #1258
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Taking you with me.


  • #1259
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    12273814105N7TH4.jpg
    http://www.dreamstime.com/underwater-anchor-image7182262


  • #1260
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Ok, you win. I need to sleep anyway.
    *covers retreat with automatic wepaons fire and tear gas bombs.


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  • #1261
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    GandalfFallsWithTheBalrog.jpg
    http://www.john-howe.com/portfolio/gallery/details.php?image_id=70


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