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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Whale was not dead and blew me out his blow hole....... all fresh and clean, and smelling of honey.......


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Releases the hornets. * Oh look they like you. They sure are stinging you alot. Doesn't that hurt? Why are you dancing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    dancing with horents puts them under my power!!!sends them back to attack wolfy!!!
    Take That!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    dancing with horents puts them under my power!!!sends them bad to attac wolfy!!!
    Take That!!!
    Flamethrower beats hornets. Release the ghosts of fallen warriors.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    ghosts........is Deki one of them???

    buzz off to place with no ghosts but there is a big pile of toasty droppings.........look what i have for ya wolfy!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    *Flys over area spraying insecticide and choking JGbee, carpet bombs the area for maximum effect*


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    ghosts........is Deki one of them???

    buzz off to place with no ghosts but there is a big pile of toasty droppings.........look what i have for ya wolfy!!!
    Oh, you found my rose garden.
    *Watches roses snatch jg from the air and drain the life from her.*
    My vampire rose garden that is.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Toasty113 wrote: »
    *Flys over area spraying insecticide and choking JGbee, carpet bombs the area for maximum effect*
    *Fires arm cannon to destroy BumbleToasty.*
    None may challenge Megawolf!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Enough of this! *Form shifts from bumble/volkswagen/demon to part human with black wings and a long black over coat, takes out katana, purple flames erupt along blade. New Toasty lunges at Mega wolf, going straight through him, Megawolf stands confused for a second before coming apart in two
    1164919692_DemonAnime.jpg


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Now you fsace the fury of two of me. Nice plan Toasty.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Toasty flies over both halves of megawolf, casting an enchantment. Both halves rejoin but forms...
    lol-cat-oh-my-god-wtf-knock-first1.jpg
    lolcat-wolfie


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    g1-galvatron-sketch.jpg

    Now you will be destroyed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    strolls back in........in one sweep cuts wolfy in half and takes the head of toasty........strolls off!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    joes girls wrote: »
    strolls back in........in one sweep cuts wolfy in half and takes the head of toasty........strolls off!!!
    Pulling myself together. *Tracks jg down. Fires arm cannon, disentegrates jg.*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki has at last has been found by Spot. She arms herself with Super Duper Sawsall and joins the fray. Spining she first amputates both of Wolfs arms jumping to meet JG she sawsalls off her head. JG flaps arms wildly then falls gushing blood from severed neck. Wolf kicks at Deki. Deki sawsalls off leg at knee. Even on his last leg Wolf attempts to kick in Deki's head. Oops got that one too. Deki surveys the bloody thread and random body parts " someone's gonna have to do something here Spot." Speaks into mic "CLEAN UP IN AISLE THREE! CLEAN UP IN AISLE THREE!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    How many times are we allowed to come back from death.........ah well i still have this time.....pulls out long shiny blade knife,runs after Deki.......i can fly now too thanks to wolfy......runs Deki down, slashes spot at but wings,thats him grounded for a bit, lets battle Deki.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    JG i"m a ghost and you can't kill me but I can fight from beyond the veil. Grabs headless JG by arm and spins in cyclonic strenghth circle -lets loose- JG to Mars. Did you find any little greeen/gray men up there?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Rewturns Deki to life in full robt glory*
    275px-BumblebeeRIC.jpg

    Welcome back BumbleDeki.
    *Blows BumbleDeki's head off with arm cannon.*
    Goodbye


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Hits into kirky in his big shiny ship, he beams me in, sends me to sick bay, im all fixed up now!!!
    OK i will be back, but for now will stay looking at the stars with kirky(he is not green/grey and so not little;))


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Sets head back into place. Picks up tree and swings at Wolf bam crushes in his middle.Bam!
    Swings again and takes out knee joints, Wolf hobbles off to make repairs.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Deki wrote: »
    Sets head back into place. Picks up tree and swings at Wolf bam crushes in his middle.Bam!
    Swings again and takes out knee joints, Wolf hobbles off to make repairs.
    Soundwave, deal with that meddlesome fox-robot thing

    Soundwave-Animated-transformers-g1-movie-2009-2008.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Robot thing part is all your own fault. Spot bats Soundwaves missiles back at evil decepticon blows up his little cassette deck. He'll be picking up the pieces for months. While he's looking the meddlesome fox robot thing beats Wolf with Staff. I still love my little staff.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I love my giant arm-cannon.
    *Shoots Deki and Spot*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    We ducked. Fires back laser knife cutting Wolf in two, like a dutch door. (if we are robots do we still have blood or just oil and fluids?) Wolf bleeds out transmission fluid -just a shade darker than pepto.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Pulls self together*
    You can't duck this one.
    *Activates giant electromagnet. Watches it pick up Deki and Spot.*
    You hang around whiel i go get some sleep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Deki dangles...Drat!
    Evil Wolf.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    That's GalvaWolf to you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Evil GalvaWolf. (somethings never change)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    Jumps high in the air, slicing through the chain holding the electro magnet up. Deki falls to ground, swiftly followed by the magnet which lands on her head


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Ouch! Darn! Thanks Toast -I think. Spot and Deki fly away to wait for night.


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