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baronflyguy · 04-07-2009 10:59PM

deisemum wrote: »

This evening I found out some very good news about my 11 year old son and I'm dying to tell him but cannot so that I don't ruin the occasion for him.

He's won player of the year on his soccer team and the awards night is next Friday. The coaches don't normally disclose the winners in advance but I was told so that he'd definitely be present on the night.

He's mad into sport so will be delighted when he's called out next week.

ah wow that's a great secret. I wish I knew those tyoe of secrets. The only secrets I seem to know lately are ones of people cheating on others, bloody head wreckers. I used to be told surprise secrets like birthday parties and stuff like that but then I have been known to accidentally ruin them, so no one tells me secrets anymore.

Good thing I dont know you

baronflyguy · 04-07-2009 11:04PM

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I try to repair it myself?

Professey Chin · 05-07-2009 02:50AM

How have I never noticed this thread before

vixenbees · 05-07-2009 05:04AM

baronflyguy wrote: »

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I try to repair it myself?

haha, classic!

renraw · 05-07-2009 03:12PM

baronflyguy wrote: »

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I try to repair it myself?

LMFAO hahahaha excellente....

deisemum · 05-07-2009 03:31PM

ROFL

:D:D

baronflyguy · 06-07-2009 05:10PM

Buy some Waterford air online!!!!!
http://www.pureirishair.com/ViewItem.php?ItemID=30

how mad is that.

Ronyponyboi · 08-07-2009 11:33PM

If anyone stops you and asks if you interested in some perfume and hands you a pice paper two smell it,DON'T. It's a new scam,the paper is laced with drugs. You pass out so they can rob you, or worse.

The scam recently happened in the tesco car park.

I'm not to sure if this is true. I received this in a text from multiple people

Better to be safe than sorry !

Paddy@CIRL · 09-07-2009 12:08AM

Wow, thats crazy ! Because in Carlow they have the exact same scam and guess what, it happened in the Tesco car park yesterday as well !

Could be true but I wouldn't have the most amount of faith in chain mails or texts.

Ronyponyboi · 09-07-2009 12:29AM

Paddy@CIRL wrote: »

Wow, thats crazy ! Because in Carlow they have the exact same scam and guess what, it happened in the Tesco car park yesterday as well !

Could be true but I wouldn't have the most amount of faith in chain mails or texts.

It defo was not chain mail !.

LeotheLion · 09-07-2009 12:32AM

Are you sure the smell of their own armpit didnt knock them out?
those waterford fecks are quite smelly I understand.

Chochese · 09-07-2009 12:41AM

If some stranger approaches you in the Tesco car park asking you to smell a piece of paper and you do so, you deserve to be robbed!

FACT!

Ronyponyboi · 09-07-2009 12:43AM

Chochese wrote: »

If some stranger approaches you in the Tesco car park asking you to smell a piece of paper and you do so, you deserve to be robbed!

FACT!

Haha !

Not The Real Scarecrow · 09-07-2009 02:14AM

Someone tried it on me with their finger!

lalee17 · 09-07-2009 02:20AM

Meatwad wrote: »

Someone tried it on me with their finger!

:eek: Who?

coffey-16 · 09-07-2009 02:21AM

I heard about this rumour aswel....sounds like total bollox to me

donmeister · 09-07-2009 02:21AM

Chochese wrote: »

If some stranger approaches you in the Tesco car park asking you to smell a piece of paper and you do so, you deserve to be robbed!

FACT!

Quoted for truth!

Not The Real Scarecrow · 09-07-2009 02:36AM

lalee17 wrote: »

:eek: Who?

A certain minister who shall remain nameless , who is friends with some one whos name rhymes with bleech

Esel · 09-07-2009 02:57AM

Wanna buy a bridge?

GrahamThomas · 09-07-2009 03:42AM

Its an urban legend, according to Snopes.com

kmart6 · 09-07-2009 03:47AM

Oh but it was in a chain text...it must be true!

Bards · 09-07-2009 08:06AM

kmart6 wrote: »

Oh but it was in a chain text...it must be true!

this fake scam/chain mail has been around for years - about a decade

Edit:

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/perfume-bogus-warning.html

brendansmith · 09-07-2009 08:16AM

Be very careful out there people.

Have the Gardai been alerted to this terrible atrocity?

kmart6 · 09-07-2009 11:51AM

Bards wrote: »

this fake scam/chain mail has been around for years - about a decade

Edit:

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/perfume-bogus-warning.html

I was hardly being serious!

ziedth · 09-07-2009 12:36PM

wouldn't it be clever to actually start doing one of these urban myths for real and i'm sure for a time when it gets back to the gardi they'll fob it off.

I must start looking for paper laced with drugs to mug people out in ardkeen tesco.

robtri · 09-07-2009 02:52PM

Bards wrote: »

this fake scam/chain mail has been around for years - about a decade

Edit:

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/perfume-bogus-warning.html

yep, this one has being doing the rounds for quite a while..

deisemum · 09-07-2009 06:57PM

Just as well I read this on here this morning, then mid-morning someone sent me a text with this warning.

BIG-SLICK-POKER · 09-07-2009 07:35PM

This happened to me today in Debenhams and i dived on the girl and put her in a head lock and was escorted out of City square .. Jesus they are everywhere she was at a stall and all and even had it sponsored by hugo boss ... Luck i had the instinct to rugby tackle her ..

Lol Just kiddin

Xyo · 09-07-2009 07:50PM

did you hear about the man getting into people's cars when they pay for petrol?

Poor Uncle Tom · 09-07-2009 08:30PM

Xyo wrote: »

did you hear about the man getting into people's cars when they pay for petrol?

Yeah you get one free with €50 of petrol/diesel in Texaco

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