What's the laziest sh!t you've ever done?

KevR · 05-07-2009 01:56AM

Scrambled egg wrote: »

This one just happened to me! The bottle of beer just fizzed up and went all over the place, quick fix solution a piece of A4 paper is now soaking it up in the middle of the room

At a house party a few months back and a few of us were in my mates computer room listening to music on the computer. My mates cousin knocked a glass of whiskey and coke onto the computer. She grabbed a few sheets of A4 from the printer and threw put them on the spill to soak it up.

Computer wouldn't work the next day..

Max Power1 · 05-07-2009 01:58AM

Fracture wrote: »

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legendal · 05-07-2009 02:02AM

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Cupcake_Crisis · 05-07-2009 02:07AM

Whilst living in Canadialand I got absolutely hammered one night and had to be brought home and put into bed. About 2 hours later i felt veryyy sick but i couldnt find the door.....so i just puked in my suitcase......then forgot about it for like a week......

we'llallhavetea_old · 05-07-2009 02:11AM

In All Fairness wrote: »

I,m far too hot in this jumper.

mwah! LMAO!

Quazzie · 05-07-2009 02:12AM

Max Power1 wrote: »

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he was too lazy to type

khmk · 05-07-2009 02:28AM

wiped my arse with a sock in Gran Canaria in 2002.

9 at night and just woke up. no shops open.

we laughed about it afterwards.

but i died a little inside that day.

Overblood · 05-07-2009 03:14AM

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Whilst living in Canadialand I got absolutely hammered one night and had to be brought home and put into bed. About 2 hours later i felt veryyy sick but i couldnt find the door.....so i just puked in my suitcase......then forgot about it for like a week......

That's not laziness that's just being drunk! I got hammered at a session in my mates big posh house before, his parents were away for a week or so, and he saw that I was in desperate need of sleep so he unlocked his parents room and let me sleep in there. I hopped into the bed and just as I was tucking myself in I felt a bit of puke coming up so I put my head over the side of the bed and puked onto the floor, then went to sleep.

05-07-2009 03:16AM

Back in the days before remote controls, I used to change to the other channel with a snooker cue.

khmk · 05-07-2009 03:23AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Back in the days before remote controls, I used to change to the other channel with a snooker cue.

are you currently typing like this?

http://labofedibles.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/kingsizehomer.jpg

05-07-2009 03:38AM

khmk wrote: »

are you currently typing like this?

http://labofedibles.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/kingsizehomer.jpg

More like this!

khmk · 05-07-2009 03:55AM

Deleted User wrote: »

More like this!

look ma! no hands!

not the best phrase to type into the ol google images in fairness.

flanree · 05-07-2009 04:09AM

My favourite lazy sh!t is rather than having to type stuff on the keyboard i'll just use the mouse so I can hold my head up with my left arm. I'll use the mouse to select letters from words anywhere on the screen and right click copy/paste them into the box required until I've spelled the full word. I'll even go into history if I think I saw/typed a word earlier.

It's this same thinking that makes me feel like the internet only consists of my bookmarks coz I'm too lazy to type anything new!

05-07-2009 04:11AM

One line typing is lazy

khmk · 05-07-2009 04:11AM

flanree wrote: »

My favourite lazy sh!t is rather than having to type stuff on the keyboard i'll just use the mouse so I can hold my head up with my left arm. I'll use the mouse to select letters from words anywhere on the screen and right click copy/paste them into the box required until I've spelled the full word. I'll even go into history if I think I saw/typed a word earlier.

It's this same thinking that makes me feel like the internet only consists of my bookmarks coz I'm too lazy to type anything new!

you should get one of those telephone thingys.

much handier.

SirLemonhead · 05-07-2009 04:19AM

flanree wrote: »

My favourite lazy sh!t is rather than having to type stuff on the keyboard i'll just use the mouse so I can hold my head up with my left arm. I'll use the mouse to select letters from words anywhere on the screen and right click copy/paste them into the box required until I've spelled the full word. I'll even go into history if I think I saw/typed a word earlier.

It's this same thinking that makes me feel like the internet only consists of my bookmarks coz I'm too lazy to type anything new!

If you're on windows, do start->run type "osk" without quotes

flanree · 05-07-2009 04:22AM

SirLemonhead. I love you.

Spiritoftheseventies · 05-07-2009 07:54AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Back in the days before remote controls, I used to change to the other channel with a snooker cue.

left lights on in next room. boring but true!

Hagar · 05-07-2009 11:52AM

My husband told me to use this account to post "Teh Win".
By the way what did he win?

TPD · 05-07-2009 12:33PM

Hagar wrote: »

My husband told me to use this account to post "Teh Win".
By the way what did he win?

Gay bum sex. Long running competition, don't ask.

tok9 · 05-07-2009 12:45PM

Sometimes i sit on the toilet for a good hour and instead of forcing it out i just leave the sh!t work it's way out...

we are talking about making a lazy sh!t right??

karlog · 05-07-2009 12:46PM

Had to take a piss one night

rather then walking all the way to the batroom i did it out the window.

A7X · 05-07-2009 01:07PM

mmm... nah *scratches arse*

The BOFH · 05-07-2009 02:03PM

When I was in the Halls of residence at Uni I'd piss in the sink in my room rather than go down the hall. I've also dried socks under the grill because I was too lazy to walk to the laundry room around the corner.

ChocolateSauce · 05-07-2009 02:05PM

The laziest thing I've ever done? Well, probably ...eh, whatever.

Aidric · 05-07-2009 02:07PM

I didn't go in to work one day cause I was too lazy to iron a shirt.

lalee17 · 05-07-2009 02:09PM

karlog wrote: »

Had to take a piss one night

rather then walking all the way to the batroom i did it out the window.

Sounds scary! :eek:

Maddison · 05-07-2009 02:14PM

Yeah I can have pretty lazy moments....quite a few...I can work up to 50 hours a week so I think Im allowed them & then when I get home from work the work doesnt end when you have a hyperactive 5 year old and an even more hyperactive 31 year old to feed n stuff. Well sometimes if I spill something on the floor rather than getting some kitchen towel If the spill is small enough I will wipe it up with my slippers that I have on :eek: Sometimes If I have a bath I will partially dry myself...still wrapped in towels I will get into bed.

Oh and sometimes If I have a few quid rather than ironing my uniform Ill just go out & buy a new one.

Ghost Train · 05-07-2009 02:39PM

YORE MA's pretty lazy... I've done her

IvySlayer · 05-07-2009 02:40PM

Well I was watching TV, too lazy to get up, rang the house phone to ask someone to bring me a cuppa :pac:

What's the laziest sh!t you've ever done?

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