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What's the laziest sh!t you've ever done?

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    #32
    KevR
    Registered Users Posts: 3,110 ✭✭✭KevR


    Scrambled egg wrote: »
    This one just happened to me! The bottle of beer just fizzed up and went all over the place, quick fix solution a piece of A4 paper is now soaking it up in the middle of the room :D

    At a house party a few months back and a few of us were in my mates computer room listening to music on the computer. My mates cousin knocked a glass of whiskey and coke onto the computer. She grabbed a few sheets of A4 from the printer and threw put them on the spill to soak it up. :D

    Computer wouldn't work the next day..


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    #33
    Max Power1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    Fracture wrote: »
    .
    ?

    :confused:


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    #34
    legendal
    Registered Users Posts: 221 ✭✭legendal


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    #35
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Whilst living in Canadialand I got absolutely hammered one night and had to be brought home and put into bed. About 2 hours later i felt veryyy sick but i couldnt find the door.....so i just puked in my suitcase......then forgot about it for like a week......


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    #36
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    In All Fairness wrote: »
    I,m far too hot in this jumper.

    mwah! LMAO!


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    #37
    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,870 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    ?

    :confused:
    he was too lazy to type ;)


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    #38
    khmk
    Registered Users Posts: 240 ✭✭khmk


    wiped my arse with a sock in Gran Canaria in 2002.


    9 at night and just woke up. no shops open.

    we laughed about it afterwards.


    but i died a little inside that day. :(


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    #39
    Overblood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Whilst living in Canadialand I got absolutely hammered one night and had to be brought home and put into bed. About 2 hours later i felt veryyy sick but i couldnt find the door.....so i just puked in my suitcase......then forgot about it for like a week......

    That's not laziness that's just being drunk! I got hammered at a session in my mates big posh house before, his parents were away for a week or so, and he saw that I was in desperate need of sleep so he unlocked his parents room and let me sleep in there. I hopped into the bed and just as I was tucking myself in I felt a bit of puke coming up so I put my head over the side of the bed and puked onto the floor, then went to sleep.


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    #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Back in the days before remote controls, I used to change to the other channel with a snooker cue.


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    #41
    khmk
    Registered Users Posts: 240 ✭✭khmk


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Back in the days before remote controls, I used to change to the other channel with a snooker cue.


    are you currently typing like this?

    http://labofedibles.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/kingsizehomer.jpg


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    #42
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    khmk wrote: »
    are you currently typing like this?

    http://labofedibles.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/kingsizehomer.jpg
    :)

    More like this!


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    #43
    khmk
    Registered Users Posts: 240 ✭✭khmk


    Deleted User wrote: »
    :)

    More like this!


    :D

    look ma! no hands!

    not the best phrase to type into the ol google images in fairness.


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    #44
    flanree
    Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭flanree


    My favourite lazy sh!t is rather than having to type stuff on the keyboard i'll just use the mouse so I can hold my head up with my left arm. I'll use the mouse to select letters from words anywhere on the screen and right click copy/paste them into the box required until I've spelled the full word. I'll even go into history if I think I saw/typed a word earlier.

    It's this same thinking that makes me feel like the internet only consists of my bookmarks coz I'm too lazy to type anything new!


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    #45
    [Deleted User]
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    One line typing is lazy :p


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    #46
    khmk
    Registered Users Posts: 240 ✭✭khmk


    flanree wrote: »
    My favourite lazy sh!t is rather than having to type stuff on the keyboard i'll just use the mouse so I can hold my head up with my left arm. I'll use the mouse to select letters from words anywhere on the screen and right click copy/paste them into the box required until I've spelled the full word. I'll even go into history if I think I saw/typed a word earlier.

    It's this same thinking that makes me feel like the internet only consists of my bookmarks coz I'm too lazy to type anything new!

    you should get one of those telephone thingys.

    much handier.


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    #47
    SirLemonhead
    Registered Users Posts: 2,013 ✭✭✭SirLemonhead


    flanree wrote: »
    My favourite lazy sh!t is rather than having to type stuff on the keyboard i'll just use the mouse so I can hold my head up with my left arm. I'll use the mouse to select letters from words anywhere on the screen and right click copy/paste them into the box required until I've spelled the full word. I'll even go into history if I think I saw/typed a word earlier.

    It's this same thinking that makes me feel like the internet only consists of my bookmarks coz I'm too lazy to type anything new!

    If you're on windows, do start->run type "osk" without quotes :D


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    #48
    flanree
    Registered Users Posts: 484 ✭✭flanree


    SirLemonhead. I love you.


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    #49
    Spiritoftheseventies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,082 ✭✭✭✭Spiritoftheseventies


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Back in the days before remote controls, I used to change to the other channel with a snooker cue.
    left lights on in next room. boring but true!


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    #50
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    My husband told me to use this account to post "Teh Win".
    By the way what did he win?


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    #51
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Hagar wrote: »
    My husband told me to use this account to post "Teh Win".
    By the way what did he win?

    Gay bum sex. Long running competition, don't ask.


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    #52
    tok9
    Registered Users Posts: 7,160 ✭✭✭tok9


    Sometimes i sit on the toilet for a good hour and instead of forcing it out i just leave the sh!t work it's way out...

    we are talking about making a lazy sh!t right?? :D


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    #53
    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    Had to take a piss one night

    rather then walking all the way to the batroom i did it out the window.


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    #54
    A7X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭A7X


    mmm... nah *scratches arse*


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    #55
    The BOFH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭The BOFH


    When I was in the Halls of residence at Uni I'd piss in the sink in my room rather than go down the hall. I've also dried socks under the grill because I was too lazy to walk to the laundry room around the corner.


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    #56
    ChocolateSauce
    Registered Users Posts: 2,892 ✭✭✭ChocolateSauce


    The laziest thing I've ever done? Well, probably ...eh, whatever.


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    #57
    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,589 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    I didn't go in to work one day cause I was too lazy to iron a shirt.


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    #58
    lalee17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 688 ✭✭✭lalee17


    karlog wrote: »
    Had to take a piss one night

    rather then walking all the way to the batroom i did it out the window.


    Sounds scary! :eek:


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    #59
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    Yeah I can have pretty lazy moments....quite a few...I can work up to 50 hours a week so I think Im allowed them & then when I get home from work the work doesnt end when you have a hyperactive 5 year old and an even more hyperactive 31 year old to feed n stuff. Well sometimes if I spill something on the floor rather than getting some kitchen towel If the spill is small enough I will wipe it up with my slippers that I have on :eek: Sometimes If I have a bath I will partially dry myself...still wrapped in towels I will get into bed. :o

    Oh and sometimes If I have a few quid rather than ironing my uniform Ill just go out & buy a new one.


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    #60
    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,080 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    YORE MA's pretty lazy... I've done her


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    #61
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Well I was watching TV, too lazy to get up, rang the house phone to ask someone to bring me a cuppa :pac:


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