What's the laziest sh!t you've ever done?

Overblood

I was lying on the couch watching a film earlier on, and while taking a sip of tae, I spilled some on the floor. I instantly went into Bear Grylls mode, quickly assessing the situation while trying to come up with a solution. I decided to take off one of my socks and mop it up, with the sock. I then threw my sock near the door so as not to forget it on my way out. This was like two hours ago.

It's still there.

I'm not sure if that's the laziest thing I've done, but still, that's pretty lazy.

Or was that pure ingenuity?

copacetic

meh, laziness would have been doing nothing and waiting for it to evaporate over the next couple of days in the heat. although kudos for not being arsed to sit up when taking a sip.

K4t

The one where I couldn't be arsed to pull down my trousers.

FearDark

In the OP's situation Id have mopped it up with my sock while it was still on me but only if it didnt involve me getting up at any point.

Tae... you bogger:P

galwayrush

K4t wrote: »

The one where I couldn't be arsed to pull down my trousers.

Beat me to it, perfect answer to the thread title.:D

Kiith

Whats the laziest thing i've ever done? Absolutly nothing.

Saibh

It took me 18 minutes to reply to this thread, is that lazy enough :pac:

galwayrush

Saibh wrote: »

It took me 18 minutes to reply to this thread, is that lazy enough :pac:

It took me 5 minutes to type mine, that's probably more drunk than lazy though.;)

Whosbetter?

Too lazy to........ah....ah,feck it.

SEPT 23 1989

i have put dirty cups and plates in the bin rather than put them in the dishwasher

Gummy Panda

FearDark wrote: »

Tae... you bogger:P

Ah come on!

He was enjoying a cup of tae with a walkers tayto sandwich.

Red Hand

K4t wrote: »

The one where I couldn't be arsed to pull down my trousers.

Lazy babies.

K4t

galwayrush wrote: »

Beat me to it, perfect answer to the thread title.:D

Thanks, but that won't get the s**t off my trousers

Overblood

I left a half slice of buttered bread in my room for about 6 months, on my shelf. And you know what, it didn't go mouldy, or green or anything, it just went rock hard. I mean solid granite rock hard. Like my nob of a tueday evening.

Scrambled egg

This one just happened to me! The bottle of beer just fizzed up and went all over the place, quick fix solution a piece of A4 paper is now soaking it up in the middle of the room

Zombrex

I once got 3 buses, which were massively delayed by over an hour, so I didn't have to walk a 10 minute walk up a hill.

So lazy!

Overblood

Scrambled egg wrote: »

This one just happened to me! The bottle of beer just fizzed up and went all over the place, quick fix solution a piece of A4 paper is now soaking it up in the middle of the room

Good man. Now you must leave the sheet there, allow it to encrust and become one with the floor.

copacetic

Wicknight wrote: »

I once got 3 buses, which were massively delayed by over an hour, so I didn't have to walk a 10 minute walk up a hill.

So lazy!

thats not lazy thats wolly thinking, you could have walked and then had a 50 minute nap.

jumpguy

I don't go to bed cause I can't be bothered to sleep.

FlutterinBantam

I took a huge dump onto Friday's Evening Herald in my lounge while watching the Lions game today and I put it in the Green Bin.

Couldn't be arsed separating the dump for the Black Bin, and the paper for the Green Bin.

Run_to_da_hills

Back in the late 80ies the folks went on hols, they left myself and two brothers in charge of the cat. It sh"itted in one of the bedrooms.

Rather than try to find the crap and tidy it up we locked the room and didn't go near it until the folks came back. They were not too impressed.

orourkeda

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I took a huge dump onto Friday's Evening Herald in my lounge while watching the Lions game today and I put it in the Green Bin.

Couldn't be arsed separating the dump for the Black Bin, and the paper for the Green Bin.

Did you wipe your arse with the herald as well?

WindSock

I piddled in my waste paper bin in my bedroom. Mind you, I was terribly pissed and couldnt't be arsed making to it to the 5 ft away toilet. that was not before of course, puking out the bedroom window whilst taliking to my friend not less than 2-3 hrs 'forehand.

Jeebus

Pretended to be having a **** so that my mother wouldn't ask me to do cleaning up.

She opens door.

"AHHHH!!"

Door closes very quickly.

I go back to posting on boards. :cool:

Disclaimer if my brother sees this post : This may, or may not have happened. Also, don't steal it, its my thing.

FlutterinBantam

orourkeda wrote: »

Did you wipe your arse with the herald as well?

No, as it turned out.

It was fairly late pm so just worked the jocks well into the rusty bullet hole as they were due for washing later on.


Think green friend.;)

Aidric

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I took a huge dump onto Friday's Evening Herald in my lounge while watching the Lions game today and I put it in the Green Bin.

Did you denounce Tony O Reilly and all his works whilst doing it?

FlutterinBantam

Aidric wrote: »

Did you denounce Tony O Reilly and all his works whilst doing it?

No no ,done purely for expeditious reasons, Lions camped on the 'Bocks 5 yard line and a ripe one touching cloth.

Both dangerous situations:cool:

Max Power1

laziest thing ive ever done: Throwing up after a night out, and doing so out of a window at the front of my room rather than get out of bed and walk the (roughly) 15 steps to my ensuite bedroom!

In All Fairness

I,m far too hot in this jumper.

InkSlinger67

Max Power1 wrote: »

laziest thing ive ever done: Throwing up after a night out, and doing so out of a window at the front of my room rather than get out of bed and walk the (roughly) 15 steps to my ensuite bedroom!

Jeeves usually donates his tray for me whenever I get in such a state thankfully!

"Bib, Sir?"

:P

Fracture

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KevR

Scrambled egg wrote: »

This one just happened to me! The bottle of beer just fizzed up and went all over the place, quick fix solution a piece of A4 paper is now soaking it up in the middle of the room

At a house party a few months back and a few of us were in my mates computer room listening to music on the computer. My mates cousin knocked a glass of whiskey and coke onto the computer. She grabbed a few sheets of A4 from the printer and threw put them on the spill to soak it up.

Computer wouldn't work the next day..

Max Power1

Fracture wrote: »

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Cupcake_Crisis

Whilst living in Canadialand I got absolutely hammered one night and had to be brought home and put into bed. About 2 hours later i felt veryyy sick but i couldnt find the door.....so i just puked in my suitcase......then forgot about it for like a week......

we'llallhavetea_old

In All Fairness wrote: »

I,m far too hot in this jumper.

mwah! LMAO!

Quazzie

Max Power1 wrote: »

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he was too lazy to type

khmk

wiped my arse with a sock in Gran Canaria in 2002.


9 at night and just woke up. no shops open.

we laughed about it afterwards.


but i died a little inside that day.

Overblood

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Whilst living in Canadialand I got absolutely hammered one night and had to be brought home and put into bed. About 2 hours later i felt veryyy sick but i couldnt find the door.....so i just puked in my suitcase......then forgot about it for like a week......

That's not laziness that's just being drunk! I got hammered at a session in my mates big posh house before, his parents were away for a week or so, and he saw that I was in desperate need of sleep so he unlocked his parents room and let me sleep in there. I hopped into the bed and just as I was tucking myself in I felt a bit of puke coming up so I put my head over the side of the bed and puked onto the floor, then went to sleep.

Back in the days before remote controls, I used to change to the other channel with a snooker cue.

khmk

Deleted User wrote: »

Back in the days before remote controls, I used to change to the other channel with a snooker cue.

are you currently typing like this?

http://labofedibles.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/kingsizehomer.jpg

khmk

khmk wrote: »

are you currently typing like this?

http://labofedibles.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/kingsizehomer.jpg

More like this!

khmk

Deleted User wrote: »

More like this!

look ma! no hands!

not the best phrase to type into the ol google images in fairness.

flanree

My favourite lazy sh!t is rather than having to type stuff on the keyboard i'll just use the mouse so I can hold my head up with my left arm. I'll use the mouse to select letters from words anywhere on the screen and right click copy/paste them into the box required until I've spelled the full word. I'll even go into history if I think I saw/typed a word earlier.

It's this same thinking that makes me feel like the internet only consists of my bookmarks coz I'm too lazy to type anything new!

One line typing is lazy

khmk

flanree wrote: »

My favourite lazy sh!t is rather than having to type stuff on the keyboard i'll just use the mouse so I can hold my head up with my left arm. I'll use the mouse to select letters from words anywhere on the screen and right click copy/paste them into the box required until I've spelled the full word. I'll even go into history if I think I saw/typed a word earlier.

It's this same thinking that makes me feel like the internet only consists of my bookmarks coz I'm too lazy to type anything new!

you should get one of those telephone thingys.

much handier.

SirLemonhead

flanree wrote: »

My favourite lazy sh!t is rather than having to type stuff on the keyboard i'll just use the mouse so I can hold my head up with my left arm. I'll use the mouse to select letters from words anywhere on the screen and right click copy/paste them into the box required until I've spelled the full word. I'll even go into history if I think I saw/typed a word earlier.

It's this same thinking that makes me feel like the internet only consists of my bookmarks coz I'm too lazy to type anything new!

If you're on windows, do start->run type "osk" without quotes

flanree

SirLemonhead. I love you.

Spiritoftheseventies

Deleted User wrote: »

Back in the days before remote controls, I used to change to the other channel with a snooker cue.

left lights on in next room. boring but true!

Hagar

My husband told me to use this account to post "Teh Win".
By the way what did he win?

TPD

Hagar wrote: »

My husband told me to use this account to post "Teh Win".
By the way what did he win?

Gay bum sex. Long running competition, don't ask.