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What's the laziest sh!t you've ever done?

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    #62
    Da Bounca
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Da Bounca


    After losing the tv remote, we constructed a button pusher out of a broom and the end of a model paintbrush so we wouldn't have to get up to press the buttons on the tv.

    It was surprisingly effective.

    We had thought of training the cat to do it, but again, we were too lazy for that, and she'd only ever watch eastenders.


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    #63
    Maddison
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭Maddison


    I do have to admit that I do ring my OH from upstairs to bring me up stuff....:o


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    #64
    themilkyone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭themilkyone


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Back in the days before remote controls, I used to change to the other channel with a snooker cue.


    Beat me to it.. I had one old ass rickety TV with no remote so i taped two bamboo sticks together with one of those square looking battery's on the end and used it as a remote control.

    Didn't work for the volume though...


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    #65
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Didnt go to work cos i was 2 lazy to walk there and couldnt afford a taxi

    Let the single bed in the spare room get soaked cos i couldnt be arsed gettin up at 1am during a storm to close the skylight

    had a tin of peas for dinner cos i couldnt be arsed going shopping


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    #66
    barakus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭barakus


    My brother used to pee into pint glasses and throw them out the window of his bedroom as he was too lazy to walk downstairs to the toilet. The wall outside the house used to stink like hell and no-one could figure out why:eek: He also used to w*nk into thin air as he was too lazy to fetch any bog roll, he claimed that it would evaporate after a few days:eek::eek: Fairly feral little fecker overall really:D


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    #67
    mateo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭mateo


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    Let the single bed in the spare room get soaked cos i couldnt be arsed gettin up at 1am during a storm to close the skylight

    LOL!! This made me laugh the most for some reason


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    #68
    themilkyone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭themilkyone


    barakus wrote: »
    My brother :eek: He also used to w*nk into thin air as he was too lazy to fetch any bog roll, he claimed that it would evaporate after a few days:eek::eek: Fairly feral little fecker overall really:D

    Says you who discusses **** places with his wee brother :)


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    #69
    Overblood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    barakus wrote: »
    He also used to w*nk into thin air as he was too lazy to fetch any bog roll, he claimed that it would evaporate after a few days:eek::eek: Fairly feral little fecker overall really:D

    Haha!


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    #70
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    barakus wrote: »
    My brother used to pee into pint glasses and throw them out the window of his bedroom as he was too lazy to walk downstairs to the toilet. The wall outside the house used to stink like hell and no-one could figure out why:eek: He also used to w*nk into thin air as he was too lazy to fetch any bog roll, he claimed that it would evaporate after a few days:eek::eek: Fairly feral little fecker overall really:D

    the fcuk...


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    #71
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,889 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    SirLemonhead wrote: »
    If you're on windows, do start->run type "osk" without quotes :D
    Amatuers
    dasher ftw

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dasher
    http://www.inference.phy.cam.ac.uk/dasher/Download.html


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    #72
    jimmid098
    Closed Accounts Posts: 56 ✭✭jimmid098


    IvySlayer wrote: »
    Well I was watching TV, too lazy to get up, rang the house phone to ask someone to bring me a cuppa :pac:
    thanks ivyslayer ive just tried that on the wife now shes not talking to me :confused: wait thats a good thing ah cheers man:)


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    #73
    TPD
    Registered Users Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Amatuers
    dasher ftw

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dasher
    http://www.inference.phy.cam.ac.uk/dasher/Download.html

    I'm downloading that out of sheer confusion.


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    #74
    Purple Gorilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 865 ✭✭✭Purple Gorilla


    Ghost Train wrote: »
    YORE MA's pretty lazy... I've done her
    Obviously someone was too lazy to come up with something original


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    #75
    irisheddie85
    Registered Users Posts: 762 ✭✭✭irisheddie85


    when i was in college i learned all the shortcut keys for microsoft word because i thought it would be easier than using the mouse to type projects. And then i failed my exams. I wonder are they linked somehow


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    #76
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I clattered a load of scully into my jocks and rather than wash them just hung the fookers out with all the taggies attached.

    Magpies cleaned the fookers up good as new,apart from a damp kind of fetid smell.

    Fookin Ace


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    #77
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    pissing out of the bed onto the floor when hammered

    what makes it worse is i have an ensuite....


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