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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    >_>

    <_<


    HEY!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Hay!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Hey hey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hay!

    What kept you?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Lizard people


    and the stargate was covered in debris in a landslide!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Right so.

    I just wanted to tell you that I might end up playing a single game of DotA in the next two weeks. And you won't be there.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I've given up games for the time being, enjoy, but dont drop items around bastards like me that may be there :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I was lied to and you know it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    was that a lie by them
    or a lie for you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I dunno, a lot of people were yelling stuff.

    Mostly stuff like "Tar! You cockbag! I'll kill you!"

    'Twas all in good fun, of course.


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Yes, of course


    >_>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well there was that time I wished immense pain and suffering upon you and your future children until you all died alone and unmourned of various terminal illnesses, but let's not go holding grudges in the orifice!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    me thinks this place is full of pixies alright....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Talliesin wrote: »
    What about if I send them back still in the outfits I've got for them?

    That's not funny.:mad:


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    But they were really cute outfits!

    Weren't they?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well they turned ME on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    I want to decapitate there toes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Oh really?
    Talliesin wrote: »
    Combs stick in my hair :(

    The prosecution rests its case.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Undergod wrote: »
    That's not funny.:mad:
    The funny thing is how soon afterwards tSubh and I started dating.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's not funny either. It's HAWT.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Really, Mr. Ky?... May I call you Sar?

    Sar, did you or did you not say the following?
    Sarky wrote: »
    I like mushroom soup.

    There, I said it. Are you happy now? Well? ARE YOU?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Damn straight.

    And if you must call me Sar, please include the word ".Aldarion" afterwards. It empowers me.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Time for the nuptials


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Oooh can I be the wedding planner for you and Sarky?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    As a genuine and confirmed pope of Discordia, I declare that same-sex marriages are not only allowed, but mandatory.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    But ... but ... then there would be no hope that TarA would ever get married!! :eek:

    No-one's the same sex as she is, not even Sarky!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    back to the cloning :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Is that what all the /raping fade_to_grey was about? Makes sense.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    back to the cloning :(
    Don't collect DNA samples using a blender this time! :rolleyes:


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