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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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    #7112
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Sherifu wrote: »
    An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas?
    Tá.

    Ach ná bí ag fapaíocht ann arís, in ainm De!


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    #7113
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Is aoibheann liom an gealach!


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    #7114
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    An gealach? Tusa, CM, B!ue agus Irish_Wolf ... ceathrar faolchúnna na hoiche! :p


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    #7115
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    tá mo sheomra ró-fhuair.


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    #7116
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Rozabeez wrote: »
    tá mo sheomra ró-fhuair.
    Tá mo loins an te! ;)


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    #7117
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Mirror wrote: »
    Tá mo loins an te! ;)

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    990081;Warehouse;Warehouse.jpg

    Tá difríocht ann!!!


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    #7118
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGeamZwnfyY


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    #7119
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Ciúnas bóthar, cáilín báinne.


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    #7120
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    nummnutts wrote: »
    Ciúnas bóthar, cáilín báinne.
    Damn joo! I couldn't remember it... Fail I suppose. :(


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    #7121
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    /me falls upon the foolproof method of helping people remember Irish phrases, as developped by the Christian Brothers and Sisters of Mercy, and whacks Mirror repeatedly with a big lump of a stick.


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    #7122
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Talliesin wrote: »
    /me falls upon the foolproof method of helping people remember Irish phrases, as developped by the Christian Brothers and Sisters of Mercy, and whacks Mirror repeatedly with a big lump of a shtick.

    FYP

    You're in Cyaaaavan now lad! :pac:


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    #7123
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    HEY! HEY YOU GUYS!

    LOOK AT ME!! HELLO! GUYS?!!!

    HI!!! I'M HERE, LOOK!!*

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    *person depicted in photoo may not be square_igloo.


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    #7124
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    OMG! :O


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    #7125
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Yay, it only took 10 months and 1 day for someone to notice me! :D

    Sarky will be my Squishy and I will call him Squishy...


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    #7126
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Alas, in order to become a moderator I had to marry Tar.Aldarion, our forbidden love can never* be. I'm sorry, but that's just the way it has to be.


    *unless you meet me out the back in 5 minutes >_>


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    #7127
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Wife how dare you!





    not invite me


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    #7128
    tba
    Registered Users Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    I'm not sure why or how, but I forgot about this thread...


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    #7129
    kerash
    Registered Users Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    Nuptials for Modships that's beautiful. Congratulations


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    #7130
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Sarky wrote: »
    Alas, in order to become a moderator I had to marry Tar.Aldarion, our forbidden love can never* be. I'm sorry, but that's just the way it has to be.


    *unless you meet me out the back in 5 minutes >_>

    AAARGH I'm 5 minutes and 21 seconds away from the back. I'll never make it in time. :(
    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Wife how dare you!





    not invite me

    Woah! Did you say Wife?
    Ya mean Sarky's a chick?
    So you're......LESBIANS???!! :eek:


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    #7131
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well Tar certainly is. I'm not so sure myself, which is why I called big spoon just to be safe.


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    #7132
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    no silver escalope no spoon


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    #7133
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bah! I'm glad I cheated on you at the wedding reception!


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    #7134
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    As official Comber of the Luxuriant Hair, and Alphabetiser of Condiments, plus a Saint of the Cult of Sarky, plus Jam Girl of Team Something with the power to turn things into Jam and move things with my mind, I am necroing this thread cause I <3 it and it is full of the luls.

    Now for your viewing pleasure is something a bit odd.

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    Oh Orifice how I love thee! /licks walls of the Orifice.


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    #7135
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yay! Hugztiem for all! Except Tar, who's getting the cold shoulder treatment.


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    #7136
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    HIm what's that warm liquid on your shoulder you ask


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    #7137
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Clearly I am a brain atuned to the mighty one!

    Time to get priestessing again. Where's a eunuch when you need one?


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    #7138
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *points at Tar*


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    #7139
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Excellent!

    *gets the eunuching shears*


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    #7140
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    don't worry the blender already got me


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    #7141
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Well that saves me a job.


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