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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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    #7172
    Sparky
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Sarky wrote: »
    He did admit to being a two-stroke man when he was drunk...
    Damn that no thanks in here:

    :(

    Damn it


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    #7173
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    OMG SPANKEH!


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    #7174
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Sparky wrote: »
    Damn that no thanks in here:

    :(

    Damn it

    You're the admin, start poking stuff and see what happens


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    #7175
    Undergod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Whatever.


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    #7176
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's IT, Undergod, you're grounded for a week.


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    #7177
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Undergod wrote: »
    Talliesin has a motorbike?

    Y'know I have never heard his bride to be referred to as that before.....


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    #7178
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh, she's at least a four-stroke.


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    #7179
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    hello sarky
    I thought you must have died
    a long long time ago

    come back to visit?

    thanks exists where posting tangents would be considered off topic Sparky


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    #7180
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No, Thaed cruelly manipulated me into being made a moderator of this place. I'm here to stay. God, I want to delete that count to a million thread so much. Standards as to what constitutes "silly" have gone way downhill.


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    #7181
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    What? who me?
    /Stands demurely playing with the hem of her skirt and looking at the toes of her shoes...


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    #7182
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the count to a million thread is my only retirement plan sadly

    gotta go run another episode of the jolly ranchers


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    #7183
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    you fed my false belly dance info


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    #7184
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Wait, I saw titties on that last page! I want titties!

    .......

    Oh, titles. Yeah, give me some of them too.


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    #7185
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    orestes wrote: »
    You're the admin, start poking stuff and see what happens
    You're actually addressing that to Spankeh?!!

    At least put him under a geas to stick to the virtual world, otherwise he'll end up in prison!


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    #7186
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *huggles all*

    I missed you crazy bastards*. Let's never fight again. Unless we have a fight thread.


    *the sights were a little off


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    #7187
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    pesky sights, see that is why you should nuke the site form orbit, it's the only way to be sure.


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    #7188
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You know very well that when we tried that last time it resulted in randylonghorn.


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    #7189
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    orestes wrote: »
    start poking stuff and see what happens

    I was tolded that if I ever did that again Jesus wouldn't love me anymore. :(


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    #7190
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    We no longer need yore jeebus, we have Sarkrab teh almighty, with his pincer of doom, and his appetite for destruction (and cheesecake)


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    #7191
    kerash
    Registered Users Posts: 6,688 ✭✭✭kerash


    Sarky wrote: »
    No, Thaed cruelly manipulated me into being made a moderator of this place. I'm here to stay. God, I want to delete that count to a million thread so much. Standards as to what constitutes "silly" have gone way downhill.
    :eek:


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    #7192
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That, or change it to base 4 so you get there quicker. Naughty people trying to break the database. YOU MAKE CULTEH CRY!


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    #7193
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Sarky wrote: »
    *Switches*

    A-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way, a-wim-a-way,

    Iiiin the juuungle the miiiiighty juuungle the liiiiiiion sleeeeeeps toniiiiiiight...
    Sarky wrote: »
    POP QUIZ!

    tSubh: What song lyrics were the FIRST to appear in the Orifice?

    The answer is post 18! I went to bed and the answer came to me in a dream!

    Matt, you were never the Lord and Master, you were one of the nubile handmaidens. Go read page 11 or so (40 ppp)


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    #7194
    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    oh hai.


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    #7195
    Undergod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    No doubt.


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    #7196
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Rhyme! <3 It's like the end of wizard of oz.... "and you were there, and you were there...."


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    #7197
    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    I was Toto.


    Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.


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    #7198
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *looks around nest*

    When did it turn into AH without the wit?


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    #7199
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    AH is too crowded with contenders


    OH I see

    I need to talk like I'm in charge and put other people in their place and complain how things used to be better to be lord and master and possibly male

    cleaver.jpg
    http://www.takeourword.com/TOW197/page2.html


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    #7200
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    At least you never changed Matt. <3


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    #7201
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    <3


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