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    Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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    • #362
      Gandalf23
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      [Jackass] wrote: »
      Very late....very drunk....nowhere else to go...

      :o

      My First Time

      Anyone else think this is a cunning ad for "ABC Waste Disposal"?


    • #363
      javaboy
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      Gandalf23 wrote: »
      Anyone else think this is a cunning ad for "ABC Waste Disposal"?

      No. The phone number is wrong AFAIK. Similar but not quite right.


    • #364
      Nodin
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      javaboy wrote: »
      No. The phone number is wrong AFAIK. Similar but not quite right.

      ....plus if they really tried it in a skip at night one or the other probably would have been skulled by an oul TV being flung in there.....


    • #365
      [Jackass]
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      Gandalf23 wrote: »
      Anyone else think this is a cunning ad for "ABC Waste Disposal"?

      No. But apperantly they've got a magnificent 2 for 1 offer lasting until January 31st. No up front payment required.


    • #366
      superfly
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      homerun_homer wrote: »
      I'm proud of how accurate I set the scene:o
      Frustrating experience as it was:(

      thats a very pointy dick, no wonder she feigned sleep


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    • #367
      homerun_homer
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      superfly wrote: »
      thats a very pointy dick, no wonder she feigned sleep

      OMG, that's what the problem's been all this time:eek: Kudos to you


    • #368
      Mingey
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      Did you get dumped after it?


    • #369
      Dardania
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      no-they took the thrash out for a while...


    • #370
      useful_contacts
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      Ross_Mahon wrote: »
      Keep away from Absinthe, the devils drink i tell ya!

      Attachment not found.


      is thats supposed to be a giant tampon inside her:eek::eek::eek:


    • #371
      IvaBigWun
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      Havent read all this thread (laughed hard at what I have), have there been any "mickey inside Hoovers" sketches as yet?


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    • #372
      OldGoat
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      Well what did ya expect?

      I'm older than Minecraft goats.



    • #373
      useful_contacts
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      OldGoat wrote: »
      Well what did ya expect?

      are you the ram???:D:D:D


    • #374
      pagancornflake
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      monkeyfudge wrote: »
      A lot of us seem to have started out on gingers.... I wonder if it's the same one...

      I guess you just don't have the confidence back then to have sex with a 'proper' person.

      Nah, we throw them pity sex so they can get back the confidence to make ginger jokes. You see, the only thing funnier than ginger jokes is the irony that the people who make them can only get laid with gingers!

      Recurring freudian slip...


    • #375
      My name is URL
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      That's exactly the way I remember it


    • #376
      Nodin
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      Upward Spiral wrote: »
      That's exactly the way I remember it

      Good thing ye had the gas mask handy.....


    • #377
      OldGoat
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      useful_contacts wrote: »
      are you the ram???:D:D:D
      Yes. First she turned me into the Ram she dreamt off, then she dumped me because I'd changed and I was not the Ram I used to be.
      Wimminz! :rolleyes:

      I'm older than Minecraft goats.



    • #378
      Rented Mule
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      Greatest Thread EVER !!!!


    • #379
      4zn76tysfajdxp
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      I've resisted until now...

      http://omg.wthax.org/mspaint.jpg


    • #380
      dylano_k
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      Adam wrote: »
      Mine was a full blown orange haired, D4, doobes wearin, fock off speakin, Killiney livin' psycho.

      Two and a half years later I ran away... what was I thinking??

      Cos there filthy sluts out that way, never a bad shag from one of them !


    • #381
      LD 50
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      cjbh wrote: »
      enjoy it while it lasts...
      Epic MSPaint skills


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    • #382
      dylano_k
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      Mr Magnolia wrote: »
      Great thread OP, LMAO. :D

      Attachment not found.

      Was that 69ing ?


    • #383
      Terry
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      Frada I've no idea who that is.


    • #384
      Terry
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      Dear user whose post I just deleted, keep your kiddie cartoon fetish on 4chan. It's not welcome here.

      If anyone so much as attempts to post any kiddie cartoon fetish pics here, I will personally hunt them down and cut their balls off.
      You sick mother****ers.
      I hope you die a horrible death.


    • #385
      markok84
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      why was mine deleted??? I spent ages drawing that.


      edit: will I blurr the face?


    • #386
      bronte
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      Me neither :confused: Frada??


    • #387
      Terry
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      Terry wrote: »
      Dear user whose post I just deleted, keep your kiddie cartoon fetish on 4chan. It's not welcome here.

      If anyone so much as attempts to post any kiddie cartoon fetish pics here, I will personally hunt them down and cut their balls off.
      You sick mother****ers.
      I hope you die a horrible death.
      markok84 wrote: »
      why was mine deleted??? I spent ages drawing that.


      edit: will I blurr the face?

      Banned.


    • #388
      4zn76tysfajdxp
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      Terry wrote: »
      Frada I've no idea who that is.
      bronte wrote: »
      Me neither :confused: Frada??

      It's Monica Bellucci. She was starring in The Matrix movies around the time portrayed in my picture.


    • #389
      Overheal
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      cjbh wrote: »
      enjoy it while it lasts...
      At least you gave her a Dyson to pick up after you with. Ya classy bastard.


    • #390
      artanevilla
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      jebuz wrote: »
      Sorry I wasn't listening at the start, it's a picture of me in the nip and my dog

      ...why would I want a parachute?

      Give this man a coconut.


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    • #391
      phasers
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      Worth it


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