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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

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    #362
    Gandalf23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Gandalf23


    [Jackass] wrote: »
    Very late....very drunk....nowhere else to go...

    :o

    My First Time

    Anyone else think this is a cunning ad for "ABC Waste Disposal"?


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    #363
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Gandalf23 wrote: »
    Anyone else think this is a cunning ad for "ABC Waste Disposal"?

    No. The phone number is wrong AFAIK. Similar but not quite right.


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    #364
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    javaboy wrote: »
    No. The phone number is wrong AFAIK. Similar but not quite right.

    ....plus if they really tried it in a skip at night one or the other probably would have been skulled by an oul TV being flung in there.....


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    #365
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    Gandalf23 wrote: »
    Anyone else think this is a cunning ad for "ABC Waste Disposal"?

    No. But apperantly they've got a magnificent 2 for 1 offer lasting until January 31st. No up front payment required.


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    #366
    superfly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭superfly


    homerun_homer wrote: »
    I'm proud of how accurate I set the scene:o
    Frustrating experience as it was:(

    thats a very pointy dick, no wonder she feigned sleep


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    #367
    homerun_homer
    Registered Users Posts: 7,024 ✭✭✭homerun_homer


    superfly wrote: »
    thats a very pointy dick, no wonder she feigned sleep

    OMG, that's what the problem's been all this time:eek: Kudos to you


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    #368
    Mingey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭Mingey


    Did you get dumped after it?


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    #369
    Dardania
    Registered Users Posts: 3,612 ✭✭✭Dardania


    no-they took the thrash out for a while...


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    #370
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    Ross_Mahon wrote: »
    Keep away from Absinthe, the devils drink i tell ya!

    Attachment not found.


    is thats supposed to be a giant tampon inside her:eek::eek::eek:


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    #371
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Havent read all this thread (laughed hard at what I have), have there been any "mickey inside Hoovers" sketches as yet?


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    #372
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Well what did ya expect?

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #373
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Well what did ya expect?

    are you the ram???:D:D:D


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    #374
    pagancornflake
    Registered Users Posts: 279 ✭✭pagancornflake


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    A lot of us seem to have started out on gingers.... I wonder if it's the same one...

    I guess you just don't have the confidence back then to have sex with a 'proper' person.

    Nah, we throw them pity sex so they can get back the confidence to make ginger jokes. You see, the only thing funnier than ginger jokes is the irony that the people who make them can only get laid with gingers!

    Recurring freudian slip...


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    #375
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,060 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    That's exactly the way I remember it


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    #376
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Upward Spiral wrote: »
    That's exactly the way I remember it

    Good thing ye had the gas mask handy.....


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    #377
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    are you the ram???:D:D:D
    Yes. First she turned me into the Ram she dreamt off, then she dumped me because I'd changed and I was not the Ram I used to be.
    Wimminz! :rolleyes:

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #378
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Greatest Thread EVER !!!!


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    #379
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I've resisted until now...

    http://omg.wthax.org/mspaint.jpg


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    #380
    dylano_k
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Adam wrote: »
    Mine was a full blown orange haired, D4, doobes wearin, fock off speakin, Killiney livin' psycho.

    Two and a half years later I ran away... what was I thinking??

    Cos there filthy sluts out that way, never a bad shag from one of them !


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    #381
    LD 50
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    cjbh wrote: »
    enjoy it while it lasts...
    Epic MSPaint skills


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    #382
    dylano_k
    Registered Users Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Mr Magnolia wrote: »
    Great thread OP, LMAO. :D

    Attachment not found.

    Was that 69ing ?


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    #383
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Frada I've no idea who that is.


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    #384
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Dear user whose post I just deleted, keep your kiddie cartoon fetish on 4chan. It's not welcome here.

    If anyone so much as attempts to post any kiddie cartoon fetish pics here, I will personally hunt them down and cut their balls off.
    You sick mother****ers.
    I hope you die a horrible death.


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    #385
    markok84
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    why was mine deleted??? I spent ages drawing that.


    edit: will I blurr the face?


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    #386
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Me neither :confused: Frada??


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    #387
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Terry wrote: »
    Dear user whose post I just deleted, keep your kiddie cartoon fetish on 4chan. It's not welcome here.

    If anyone so much as attempts to post any kiddie cartoon fetish pics here, I will personally hunt them down and cut their balls off.
    You sick mother****ers.
    I hope you die a horrible death.
    markok84 wrote: »
    why was mine deleted??? I spent ages drawing that.


    edit: will I blurr the face?

    Banned.


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    #388
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Terry wrote: »
    Frada I've no idea who that is.
    bronte wrote: »
    Me neither :confused: Frada??

    It's Monica Bellucci. She was starring in The Matrix movies around the time portrayed in my picture.


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    #389
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,678 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    cjbh wrote: »
    enjoy it while it lasts...
    At least you gave her a Dyson to pick up after you with. Ya classy bastard.


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    #390
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 10,275 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    jebuz wrote: »
    Sorry I wasn't listening at the start, it's a picture of me in the nip and my dog

    ...why would I want a parachute?

    Give this man a coconut.


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    #391
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Worth it


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