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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint.

Undercoverguy

Okay guys and gals thought this could be a laugh.... Stories of intimacy, Careful not to be to detailed of course :rolleyes:

I'll start

........ Have Fun!

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Gandalf23

[Jackass] wrote: »

Very late....very drunk....nowhere else to go...

My First Time

Anyone else think this is a cunning ad for "ABC Waste Disposal"?

javaboy

Gandalf23 wrote: »

Anyone else think this is a cunning ad for "ABC Waste Disposal"?

No. The phone number is wrong AFAIK. Similar but not quite right.

Nodin

javaboy wrote: »

No. The phone number is wrong AFAIK. Similar but not quite right.

....plus if they really tried it in a skip at night one or the other probably would have been skulled by an oul TV being flung in there.....

[Jackass]

Gandalf23 wrote: »

Anyone else think this is a cunning ad for "ABC Waste Disposal"?

No. But apperantly they've got a magnificent 2 for 1 offer lasting until January 31st. No up front payment required.

superfly

homerun_homer wrote: »

I'm proud of how accurate I set the scene:o
Frustrating experience as it was:(

thats a very pointy dick, no wonder she feigned sleep

homerun_homer

superfly wrote: »

thats a very pointy dick, no wonder she feigned sleep

OMG, that's what the problem's been all this time:eek: Kudos to you

Mingey

Did you get dumped after it?

Dardania

no-they took the thrash out for a while...

useful_contacts

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Keep away from Absinthe, the devils drink i tell ya!

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is thats supposed to be a giant tampon inside her:eek::eek::eek:

IvaBigWun

Havent read all this thread (laughed hard at what I have), have there been any "mickey inside Hoovers" sketches as yet?

OldGoat

Well what did ya expect?

useful_contacts

OldGoat wrote: »

Well what did ya expect?

are you the ram???:D:D:D

pagancornflake

monkeyfudge wrote: »

A lot of us seem to have started out on gingers.... I wonder if it's the same one...

I guess you just don't have the confidence back then to have sex with a 'proper' person.

Nah, we throw them pity sex so they can get back the confidence to make ginger jokes. You see, the only thing funnier than ginger jokes is the irony that the people who make them can only get laid with gingers!

Recurring freudian slip...

My name is URL

That's exactly the way I remember it

Nodin

Upward Spiral wrote: »

That's exactly the way I remember it

Good thing ye had the gas mask handy.....

OldGoat

useful_contacts wrote: »

are you the ram???:D:D:D

Yes. First she turned me into the Ram she dreamt off, then she dumped me because I'd changed and I was not the Ram I used to be.
Wimminz! :rolleyes:

Rented Mule

Greatest Thread EVER !!!!

4zn76tysfajdxp

I've resisted until now...

http://omg.wthax.org/mspaint.jpg

dylano_k

Adam wrote: »

Mine was a full blown orange haired, D4, doobes wearin, fock off speakin, Killiney livin' psycho.

Two and a half years later I ran away... what was I thinking??

Cos there filthy sluts out that way, never a bad shag from one of them !

LD 50

cjbh wrote: »

enjoy it while it lasts...

Epic MSPaint skills

dylano_k

Mr Magnolia wrote: »

Great thread OP, LMAO.

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Was that 69ing ?

Terry

Frada I've no idea who that is.

Terry

Dear user whose post I just deleted, keep your kiddie cartoon fetish on 4chan. It's not welcome here.

If anyone so much as attempts to post any kiddie cartoon fetish pics here, I will personally hunt them down and cut their balls off.
You sick mother****ers.
I hope you die a horrible death.

markok84

why was mine deleted??? I spent ages drawing that.

edit: will I blurr the face?

bronte

Me neither

Frada??

Terry

Terry wrote: »

Dear user whose post I just deleted, keep your kiddie cartoon fetish on 4chan. It's not welcome here.

If anyone so much as attempts to post any kiddie cartoon fetish pics here, I will personally hunt them down and cut their balls off.
You sick mother****ers.
I hope you die a horrible death.

markok84 wrote: »

why was mine deleted??? I spent ages drawing that.

edit: will I blurr the face?

Banned.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Terry wrote: »

Frada I've no idea who that is.

bronte wrote: »

Me neither Frada??

It's Monica Bellucci. She was starring in The Matrix movies around the time portrayed in my picture.

Overheal

cjbh wrote: »

enjoy it while it lasts...

At least you gave her a Dyson to pick up after you with. Ya classy bastard.

artanevilla

jebuz wrote: »

Sorry I wasn't listening at the start, it's a picture of me in the nip and my dog

...why would I want a parachute?

Give this man a coconut.

phasers

Worth it