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The scariest thing you have ever woken up to?

  • 26-05-2009 10:22PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭


    The dog recently licked me in the face to wake me up one day and it scared the crap out of me, another time there was a spider on my leg, bbut I am sure these are tame in comparison to the folks out there experience.....care to share?

    Pictures and crudely drawn artists impersonations welcome

    PS, it's been a slow day :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Oh god... so... tempting. Must... not... or... javaboy... will ban me! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,452 ✭✭✭SomeFool


    My 23 year old girlfriend proposing to me........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Is that you Dr. Bollocko?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Dudess wrote: »
    Oh god... so... tempting. Must... not... or... javaboy... will ban me! :(

    Yep, not admitting anything here either.:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Yeah I've had the dog thing happen to me before, only she didn't lick me. I opened my eyes and literally less than a centimetre from my nose was hers, and she just STARED at me. It was like she could see into my soul, and let me tell you, if she did, she certainly disapproved.

    She did that nearly every single morning and it shook me every time. I never understood it. Was like waking up to a Gremlin.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Thinking someone was breaking in - very scary.

    A good few nights/ mornings I have woken up to spiders/ rats/ serial killers/ cats attacking me. It's also known as the DT's - super scary.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    waking up inside a horse's sawn-off head that had been placed in my bed overnight. Very wide neck which fitted over my own head.

    the smell, the heat, the horror....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    The dog recently licked me in the face to wake me up one day and it scared the crap out of me, another time there was a spider on my leg, bbut I am sure these are tame in comparison to the folks out there experience.....care to share?

    Pictures and crudely drawn artists impersonations welcome

    PS, it's been a slow day :o
    Still a bit scared?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    My girlfriend shouting at me after she found my phone with pics of nekkid ladies on it. (nekkid ladies i knew) (I was hungover too)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    my own cabbage gas after an indian and loads of guinness


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 585 ✭✭✭lisajane


    The thought of going into work!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,272 ✭✭✭kc66


    a bat crawling across my duvet right on top of me. It was in my grandmothers house at least 15 years ago. They found a nest of them under the floorboards that day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    I wake up ever morning with a pitched tent under the blankets. Who was I riding in my sleep, should I get a std check:pac: I really really hope it wasnt the town bike:pac:


  • Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 17,002 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    liah wrote: »
    Yeah I've had the dog thing happen to me before, only she didn't lick me. I opened my eyes and literally less than a centimetre from my nose was hers, and she just STARED at me.

    Same thing happened me, I fell back asleep after a while then felt something land on my face, didn't know what it was, opened my eyes, everything was black! I thought I'd gone blind! Turns out the dog just found a sock under the bed and had dropped it on my face, probably wanted me to play.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 754 ✭✭✭havana


    A cat lying across my forehead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 726 ✭✭✭dubsgirl


    Woke up to a mouse on my arm once - was living in a hovel of a bedsit at the time...

    Also have woken up to some things even uglier in my time :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,583 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Dead crow on my bed.

    Cat thought I'd appreciate it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Got a fright one morning when I opened my eyes to see my kitteh about an inch away from my nose, glaring at me. She kept pawing my face til I fed her. Little cow.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 albetty31


    if im stressed i often wake up but cant move and it feels like an invisible person is holding me down and thumping pillow either side of my head.its so scary and i cant move or scream but im semi concious....
    i also woke up at house party one night and my boyfriend was kissing my mate at end of sofa...not pretty i tells ya..:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,700 ✭✭✭✭holly1


    A strange cat on my dressing table,scratching it with her claws.She got in an open window downstairs.I subbose Im lucky it was only a cat!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    he hasn't slept since



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭eddie28


    Woke up in a mates after been drinking to the sight of his arse right in front of my face then in a really creepy and deep voice he said "sorry did my arse wake you" wake me!!it got rid of my hangover :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    albetty31 wrote: »
    if im stressed i often wake up but cant move and it feels like an invisible person is holding me down and thumping pillow either side of my head.its so scary and i cant move or scream but im semi concious....
    i also woke up at house party one night and my boyfriend was kissing my mate at end of sofa...not pretty i tells ya..:eek:

    That has happened me a few times. Nasty thing to happen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Both legs cramping like a motherfluck. Ouch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    I've woken up loads of times with my dog stairing me in the face.
    The worst though was one morning she actually crawled onto my face and i woke up not being able to breath thinking i was blind. Once i realised what was going on i just moved her and laughed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭pinkfeather


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    That has happened me a few times. Nasty thing to happen.

    yeah what is that???? It feels like an invisible person is holding you down or something, thats happened to me too.....freaky!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    A ginger :eek:

    I stepped over her and headed for the shower hazily recollecting the night before and wondering how I would get rid of her. Thankfully I heard the front door closing shortly after.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    Forgot one.

    Woke up in the middle of the night to a storm. A proper midsummer Canadian one, not some dinky little Irish storm. Thunder loud enough to deafen you and make your stomach turn upside down and lightning making the world visible for miles. I had an old tree outside my window that my mother was convinced would get hit by lightning and come crashing down on me in my sleep.

    Its branches cast shadows on the ceiling, like old, gnarled hands and demon faces on the walls. Without the lightning there was complete pitch black darkness. No moon, no stars. I couldn't see my own hand in front of my face. I got up and stumbled my way to the light switch, only to find the power was out. I went for the door, but for some reason it was stuck, something was holding it from the outside.

    So, like any normal 18 year old (at the time) I went back to bed and hid under the covers, as you do.

    Then I heard it.

    I had this old wooden bedframe, the headboard was massive and about three feet high of solid wood. It was faint at first, but I could hear nails slowly, slowly scratching their way down the headboard. They came down to what would be about an inch above my head and I sprang out of bed, my heart pounding in my chest, about to burst.

    I tried the door again. It was still being held closed from the outside. I couldn't force it open. I was freaking out. I heard it again. Nails, hard, against the headboard. I waited with my hands covering my eyes, fingers parted-- looking but not wanting to, as you do-- for the next lightning strike to reveal the nemesis I was now trapped in the room with.

    I hadn't long to wait. A strike of lightning went off, and I was faced with two sets of pitch-black, vacuous, soulless, evil eyes...
    ..of two fúcking house mice who decided my bed would make a nice warm place to rest.

    I tried to open the door again, and this time it swung open with ease, and I was faced with a hulking black shape, emitting a low, menacing sound from the depths of its very soul, its eyes flashing red in the lightning. I nearly jumped out of my skin, sure I was now face to face with my reaper and bound for the deep, dark recessions of hell..
    ...before I realized it was my 100lb black German Shepherd angry at being disturbed from her very comfortable rest against my bedroom door which I previously couldn't open.

    I didn't sleep at all that night. :(


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